Dinger quotas, canceled strikes and nothing crueller + this day in history w/90 days at most and our song of the day by Sheri Moon Zombie on your #MorningMonarchy for August 3, 2026.

City managers, next level pinball and golf courses vs data centers + this day in history w/Tor created for spying and our song of the day by The Nation Of Iran on your #MorningMonarchy for July 28, 2026.

Chuck doomer, intelligence failures and not merging militaries + this day in history w/troop surges and our song of the day by Downtown Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for July 20, 2026.

Opening kick, hit me in the head and launched additional strikes + this day in history w/Chertoff's gut feeling and our song of the day by American Thought Criminals on your #MorningMonarchy for July 13, 2026.

America's 250est birthday, the college drop-in and Beijing's skyscraper plane crash mystery + this day in history w/behavior detection officers graduate and our song of the day by The Proclaimers on your #MorningMonarchy for July 6, 2026.

Boo it again, fret sounds and all bummer long + this day in history w/funds, funds, funds and our song of the day by The Beach Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for June 22, 2026.

Title droughts, world cupped and a great peace deal + this day in history w/comprehensive immigration reform and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for June 15, 2026.

Races loaded, never bring a knife to a track meet and Dr. Jill medicine woman + this day in history w/habeus corpsed up and our song of the day by MUNA on your #MorningMonarchy for June 8, 2026.

Monopoly verdicts, detention centers and storming the castles + this day in history w/The Ledge on Willis Tower and our song of the day by The King Blues on your #MorningMonarchy for June 1, 2026.

Eurotrash visions, heartland rallies and sped limits + this day in history w/Wolfowitz resigns and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for May 18, 2026.