Upper West Side, Studio Henry, Lisa swimming at the JCC, Drama, Swimming lanes, Slow lanes, Fast lane, Medium lanes, People in incorrect swimming lanes, Swimming etiquette, Relative speed?, Metropolitan Diary submission, No physical altercation, George Baruth is a name from a book, Matt Christopher, Very mundane books, Daryl wrote a letter to Matt Christopher, The Kid With The Golden Arm, The Kid Who Only Hit Homers, Title is exactly the plot of the book, Star of the book was named Sylvester, Shady old man named George Baruth give Sylvester advice, Moral of the story was very oblique for second graders, Reads like a pedophile hanging around youth practices, What lesson are the boys taking?, Book was old so it might have been suggesting taking advice from crusty old men, Maybe a series of books about The Kid Who Only Hit Homers, No George Baruth Chronicles, For many years Max and Milo would make George Baruth jokes, Random old guys as George Baruths, @milotimepodcast, Turn a heartwarming story into a cautionary tale