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Title: The Nation Is Impressed by the Feats of One Very Strong Boy

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 10-20-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Bystanders say the young strongman can lift an entire frozen turkey over his head.

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Title: Congress Is Reluctant to Cut Funding for a Tank that Just Spins Around and then Self Destructs

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 09-26-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The mid-sized battle tank is nicknamed The Dervish and costs $95 million to produce.

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Title: FedEx Confirms That More Than 600,000 People Try to Mail Themselves Each Year

Author: The Onion

Narrator: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 09-22-17

Publisher: Rooftop Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

FedEx officials say the allure of being delivered in 3-5 business days is just too much to pass up.

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Title: Community Mourns the Death of a Beloved Drunk Driver

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 09-01-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

One mourner says its hard to believe that theyll never see the man driving erratically ever again.

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Title: The Department of the Interior to Finally Clean the Nation's Filter

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 08-31-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Department officials were stunned by the trees, garbage and automobiles they found in the filter.

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Title: The US Government Admits to Hiding an Embarrassingly Lame 1973 Extraterrestrial Encounter

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 08-25-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A U.S. spokesperson says neither species came out looking great during their brief encounter.

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Members Reviews:

WTH

Must be an April Fool's thing. One worthless minute. Do not buy this con job.

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Title: An Ambitious High Speed Rail Plan Will Fly Americans to Japan to Use Their Trains

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 08-23-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Officials say after the 10-hour plane ride Americans can travel from Tokyo to Osaka in under three hours.

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Title: The Passing of an Ohio Man Forces the Nation to Confront Death for the First Time

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 08-21-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Most Americans had only experienced death in books or movies until now.

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Title: The Nation Is Waist-Deep in Soybeans after a $30 Trillion Farm Subsidy Bill Is Accidentally Passed

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 08-17-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Millions are now trapped in their houses because of soybean drifts.

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Title: A College Sophomore Thinks She Would Be a Good Sex Columnist

Author: Marichelle Kawachi

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 08-16-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] The student says she could name all of the major kinds of sex toys.

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