Steve spent a weekend camping between the bathrooms and the crab trash cans, right where you wanna be. Jason constantly gives himself reminders that his little victories are just the bare minimum and he deserves no reward.

And finally, let's talk about Threads, the hot new app from the makers of Instagram and Facebook! And Bluesky (Blue Sky? BlueSky? Blooskie?)! They're all run by morally questionable human beings, so jump in and have fun wherever!