We talk you through our beginner stories - Von’s start in the murky world of early 00’s pay sites and Sim-Wise’s start as a teenaged stripper and recount some of the horror stories! It’s not all bad we promise 😅

Welcome to the BRAND NEW Get Your Bits Out podcast with veteran model/creator Alex Sim-Wise and social media sexpert Von where we introduce ourselves and chat about who we are and what it is that we do. Basically we help sexy content creators get started and thrive on online subscription platforms such as Patreon, OnlyFans and AdmireMe and over the coming months we will be sharing our TOP TIPS on getting ahead in what is a very competitive industry!

Listen to this podcast for a monthly update on my Being Nobody progress and a preview of Chapter 3

In this episode I talk about ADHD and my writing struggles, I reminisce on TLC and gangsta rap, and talk about why I have decided to restructure the Being Nobody project to focus more on the podcast interviews.

Join me as I chat about my creative process and how hard Chapter 2 of my memoir project has been to write (are they all going to be this hard!?). I reminisce on some of my early nineties memories such as my first fight, my first kiss and the mid-nineties relevance of Morgan de Toi. I also give away some glimpses as to what’s on Chapter 2’s Spotify playlist...

In this episode I talk to Gavin (my best boy mate from primary school) about school bullies, eating nasturtiums, alleyways, 20p strip shows, Phil Van Gucci, Peruvian music teachers, bum biting and willy nipping. We were very weird kids...

In this episode I interview my mum about her memories from my 1980s childhood and we talk about my bowel habits, purple sick, Spanish holidays, favourite musicals, Eurovision, how she is basically a Womble now and much much more...

In this episode I introduce Being Nobody as a concept and talk about how difficult Chapter 1 was to write while reminiscing about my favourite 80s/90s gaming consoles.