Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!!

Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!!

By Jordann SadlerReligion & Spirituality
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Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! episodes

  • Introduction to the Dhammapada - The Twin Verses
    Learn about the history of this Buddhist text (part of the Theravada tradition from Sri Lanka): The Dhammapada! In this episode of GYHOMHT, I give a crash-course on Buddhism, read the Twin Verses, and discuss why “thoughtless men counting cows” is definitely a Buddhist diss-track.
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    26 min
  • Introduction to the King James Bible
    Today we begin our journey into the Bible by learning about the history of the Text and its famous (or infamous) translator King James I of England. Tag along as we dive into the Preface to prepare us into this long journey!
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    41 min
  • If I were His Brethren, I’d Slap Joseph - Genesis Chapter 41-50
    On this episode of GYHOMHT, Pharaoh gives Joseph a gold chain and a promotion. Meanwhile, we have to survive the famine with Joseph as our Lord. Listen now to learn why I REALLY want to slap Joseph!
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    37 min
  • Joseph’s Gucci Chanel Prada Tunic - Genesis Chapter 31-40
    On this episode of Get Your Hands Off My Holy Text!!! we follow Jacob as he fistfights his way to God. Oh, and he gets a fancy name change too. Listen now to find out why Mrs. Pharaoh has a “thing” for Joseph.
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    36 min
  • Wives traded like Pokémon Cards - Genesis Chapter 21-30
    In this episode, we read chapters 21 through 30 and follow the life of Isaac and his son Jacob. Who is this Rebekah with a cool nose ring? And why is Jacob wearing goat fur? Find out soon on this episode of Get Your Hands off my Holy Text!!!
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    21 min
  • Beautiful Wives and More Babies - Genesis Chapter 11-20
    After following Noah and his family, we now follow Abram and his wife-kinda-sorta-sister Sarai. Embark with me as I try to figure out what God wants and why Lot’s daughters wants their father drunk.
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    45 min
  • So We Killing Now? - Genesis Chapter 1-10
    On this episode of Get Your Hands OFF My Holy Text, I read Genesis Chapters 1-10 and talk about possibilities of a mathematics and science in the Bible, the concept of evilness and darkness, and a possibly incompetent God?? Listen now to get my take on the Garden of Eden and some wildin’ humans.
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    59 min

About Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!!

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Welcome to Get Your Hands OFF My HOLY TEXT!!! with me, your host, Jordann. Join me on my first podcast as I read in-full spiritual, religious, and culturally significant pieces of work and have a conversation about their meaning, history, and my personal outlook on them as a spiritualist and rising academic.