Do you wanna play a game? D&D was gettin' a bit... dicey, so the team has decided to take a detour into the wonderful world of Clue (with a little D&D on the side). The party finds themselves ripped through time to solve a dastardly murder. Can they find the culprit, or will they only manage to find a dagger in their backs? (That doesn't mean it's the dagger Stephen, you won't find me giving anything away in these descriptions.)

Welcome back to the office! Our lovely employees have faced faulty printers and slackers before, but as the holidays approach, they'll have to contend with a new threat. The War on Christmas.

Please put your hands together for our very special new member, Seth Morris playing the part of Sylvester Strom! He takes us on a little journey back in time to the first days of the Shimmer. What convenient timing for an orphan to make his way into our story. That's something I never thought I'd say.

Shopping episode!!!! This one's got everything: magic shoes, cane swords, hand shoes, and zoning approvals. I don't know what to tell you, they've been through a lot lately, let 'em have this.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's NOT your fault. It's not YOUR fault. It's not your FAULT. It's not your fault.

It might be Ram's fault though. Rufus didn't need therapy, so that one's my fault.

You might be asking yourself, "Why is this description so scattered and weird?" The answer is that no one reads these, I made you up in my head, so this one's just for me. And you, the person who isn't real. Unless you are real. Then this would just be awkward...

Lotta lore in this one, and it's almost all about a character we met exactly one episode ago. Not sure what we were thinking with that one, but it all sounded good at the time. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion I suppose. Ram has a family reunion, Rufus solves the puzzle, and Snurd learns the secret... of the Mimic.

All that glitters may not be gold, but that treasure didn't even glitter, it just immediately turned into a zany side quest. Rufus starts his career in speedrunning by skipping an entire puzzle on instinct, and Ram discovers his love of voice acting via audiobooks. Snurd and No Fuss spend most of the time standing by and giving really blunt hints to completely unreadable puzzles. Like I'm talking a riddle which is basically just the worst pun you've ever heard. Rough stuff.

The slow march of death waits for no man, but it will take a few steps back for Rufus. Ram is going to make sure of it. No amount of strangely life-like statues, smoky volcanic fogs, or fire snakes are enough to stop him from turning back the clock on old Rufus. The race is on, and Chad Ram's got legs for days.

Do a backflip. Right now. Come on, you know you wanna do it. You gotta start somewhere, you might as well do it now. Backflip right onto that like button. It'll be so cool, come on, pleeaasseee??!

Also, Ram and Rufus team up with the Terrific Duo to fight the terrifying power of a weird little freak.

So it turns out that when a god dies, there are a few... consequences. Ram is going to learn what that means today. Maybe he can convert to Catholicism now because he sure is going to confession today! Also Rufus is there, and he's doing pretty well other than the whole metal arm thing.