2020 has been a fucked year, but has it been as fucked as the last month of my life? You be the judge.

I’ve lost the best bang of my life (YES MR GREY IS GONE), I have had my first lesbian experience, I've gone home with a 21-year-old and only realised in the morning when I seen the big fuck off 21st sign with signatures all over it hanging on his wall, in might I add his parent's house. I've been on a few tinder dates and one of them posted a picture of me on his Instagram a few days later. I’ve been on another tinder date and about 20 minutes in he tells me he just got out of a 13-month prison stint about 2 months ago, I've fallen in love.... okay not actually, but there was a guy I was super into that left me on mother fucking seen. There has been a fair bit fucking going on.

So basically, this episode is a recap of the fucked up yarns of my life recently and to let you guys know what you’re in store for next year - because wholey fucking shit I have some good stuff lined up for 2021, plus I’ll probably create a whole lot more outrageous content over my holidays, let's be honest.

Trigger warnings: explicit sex chat and miscarriage.

Merry fucking Christmas Cunno's.