Our last tip for Chores Week — but not least — from Adam, in Kingston. Possibly our most prosaic tip, and one I think will stick with me. It also reminds me of my grandpa!

My grandpa’s thing was “that’s better than a kick in the teeth.” I don’t think he ever had been kicked in the teeth, and I don’t think he was a teeth-kicker, but it’s an expression I use to this day.

That’s a wrap for Chores Week. We’ll be setting up the digest tomorrow — one long show with most of what was submitted — if this were something where I was drowning in submissions it might be a long show, but I would up just getting enough tips to fill the week, so there y’go.

Next week: get out of bed! How do you do it? What’s your one thing? Take a minute right now to call 1-833-JERKPOD or send a voice memo to [email protected]. You could be making a difference in thousands of lives! Okay, (a) not actually thousands, and (b) don’t actually do it, this is just a test.

I’m going to do a little bit better today than I did yesterday. How about you? Yes, you will. I can tell.