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Title: Slammed in the Butt by My Hugo Award Nomination
Author: Chuck Tingle
Narrator: Sam Rand
Format: Unabridged
Length: 22 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-23-17
Publisher: Chuck Tingle
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
When Tuck Bingle receives an email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle.
Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.
Soon, Tuck is breaking fourth-walls and anal limits, pounded hard by a handsome sentient Hugo Award nomination named Kelpo and learning the true meaning of homoerotic love!
This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on prestigious award nomination action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and gay interdimensional love.
Members Reviews:
Brilliant Meta Story
Earlier today, the Hugo Awards committee announced that Chuck Tingle's book, "Space Raptor Butt Invasion", was a finalist for the 2016 award.
A few hours later, this book was published.
This is really a short story, around 4,500 words. To be honest, it is absolutely hilarious. Chuck's entire catalog is a tongue-in-cheek poke at literature, sex, and humor. Yes, I see what I did there, and yes, that pun was intended. This entire irreverent story is far more about poking fun at the situation, and I have to give him credit for doing it in such a meta fashion. I hope people don't take things out on him for the position he's been placed in by other folks and can laugh at this story, spelling errors and warts be damned.
Since the story is short, he does include a second story, "Creamed in the Butt by my Handsome Living Corn." No, I'm not kidding. I'm still laughing out loud an hour later.
Get this, no matter if you enjoy humor, awards, or corn. It's a fast read, and you might find you've turned into Alice, tumbling down the Tingleverse hole.
The Greatest Story Ever Told
This may be the greatest book ever written in the history of mankind. At last, all the questions you had been dying to know about the Tingleverse are answered--but even greater mysteries are revealed in the process. The philosophy that Tingle lays out in this masterpiece is reminiscent of Thus Spoke Zarathustra, with a little bit of In the Dust of this Planet and the Conspiracy against the Human Race; it's definitely radically altered my view on life. The plot is multifaceted and complex, and goes in unexpected but incredible directions--Tuck Bingle is easily comparable to the Count of Monte Cristo except with much better abs. And of course, the eroticism is simply stunning--equal parts beautiful and sublime; I wept with joy at several parts. Chuck has really outdone himself this time, and though he's definitely going to face some stiff competition at the Hugos this year from the incomparable Noah Ward, I really think he has a shot at getting himself that sexy, phallic scifi award in real life. 5/5
Slammed in the Feelz...
I am scared of the creature that Chuck Tingle's work brings out in me. Raw..Bestial with an unquenchable hunger for plastic rocket awards.
Amusing
I'm kind of the target audience for this title, in that I'm knowledgeable about the Hugos, informed about the "puppy" controversy, and interested enough in gay erotica.
