Today the Babes, joined by the glorious Steph, gossip about York's Wild Kingdom (dubbed by a Redditor as "The Joe Exotic of the North"), a Berwick GHOST BUS, and Steph brings the Babes a morsel of one of their fave sub-genres: NEIGHBOR gossip.

Some Bumble profiles take everyone on a downward spiral, prompting the question, "dudes, are you ok?" And Lauren brings a lovely random question to Ash that triggers another spiral.

The Top Several this week is absolutely beyond the pale...Top Several Sexual Awakenings. And it's a LOT. Please enjoy all of the discussion of Jareth the Goblin King's silver bundle. And they cannot stop f*cking talking about McDonald's. SO SORRY. Oh! Also! Ash says that the My So-Called Life clip includes The Cranberries, but she wants you to know it was actually Buffalo Tom and she is a dingdong for misremembering.

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