This week Hannah has been seeing a lot of dead pigeons, but stays relatable in her "hoxton" hotel, Suzie has a general shitty attitude and our latest pod Recco is Sea of Lies. You simply must listen it's so good! Chaos as ever basically.

Let's get to the creepy stories though.

Story 1

Hannah narrates a story called The Brass Vase - think eyes on the palms...

Story 2

We travel to Belarus with Big S - a village that has yellow eyes... (eye theme)

Creep of the Week (COW!) is read by Hannah and sent in by Courtney from AMERIKA! We revisit the Rules of Appalachia...

Enjoy the eppy stun huns and don't forget to see our Work in Progress comedy shows - links on our personal Instagram!

@Hannahbitch_cough_ski & @suziepreece

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We kick off this week with Hannah doing a DEEP DIVE on the dodgy Never Been Kissed - or shall we call it Never Been Nonced? Horrendous. Big Suze has written down the word Tunas. So there's loads of twists and turns. Netflix recommendation: Surviving Death. Big S tells us a story about Near Death Experiences... 

It's another CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy!

1) Big S narrates a story from Kirsty in Northern Ireland. We call this - The Hanging Woman. Uh oh. 

2) Hannah has a VERY CREEPY story from Maylin. Including evidence of a woman wailing.... this gave us CHILLS.

3) Big S has a story from Esme in Cali - I think we're dealing with a mimic... carfeful of them rural communities GURL. 

4) Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from Aoife who sadly lost her friend Lucas. Is he getting in touch? 

We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - we get into TELEPATHY. And... guess what... it gets real weird. Huns, is it starting to work???

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The huns have just done their SPOOKY CHURCH show (thanks everyone who came!) and are hanging out their ass. Hannah is on the serial killer fiction (A Flicker in the Dark) and Big S describes how Hannah nearly murdered her in the swimming pool. The AI generator picks a tarot this week and it is JUDGMENT. Rude. 

We go down memory lane and bring up wannabe friendships at school and teachers making dubious decisions...

 
Anyway, let's get straight into the stories:

Story 1 

Hannah narrates a story about Carmen who is off to a new school in Indiana. Kids can be terribly terribly mean... 

Story 2 

My brother went on a solo hike... but was it him that came home? Narrated by Big Sue

Story 3 

Hannah has one about a narrow country road in Wren Hollow.... a lonely house tucked in the trees - what could go wrong?

Story 4 

CREEP OF THE WEEK! Suzie reads out a story from Sydney who hails from Lansing, Michigan. THERE IS HAUNTED AUDIO FOR THIS ONE! Evidence!!! Do you hear the man speaking?

The huns finish off with a haunting - bringing back someone from the dead... 

Thank you huns we love you all, enjoy! xoxo

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There's been a French Diplomatic Incident this week, and the huns are absolutely Le Fuming. We've been usurped by men politicians (The Rest is Politics) who threw us out the studio and so we bring an unhinged energy to this episode. Expect talk of French Hexes, pain au chocolat, a King of Pentacles reality hit and so much more. Will a lecky fire happen? Are we going to get done by the CIA for being actual witches?

We also discuss the sexiness of Firemen. What's your verdict? Fit or Not Fit?

THIS WEEK is another stunning Creep of the Week speshy!! We love your tales of true hauntings, and they simply must be shared with the world.

Stories as follows:

1) Hannah narrates a tale from Amy Dawson about the 'Hanging Tree' in the New Forest... A very strange tale of scratches and paths and sweary ghosts....

2) Big Suze has a beautiful tale from Izzy - about a traumatic Brain Injury and a near-death experience... sending love to you hun thanks for writing your story!

3) Hannah reads out a story from J - a very unsettling one about firemen in 9/11 and a trapped soul...

4) Finally we travel to Ireland to hear about PHOTO EVIDENCE of an entity by the Liffey... from Adel & Nichole.

All round stunning stories and tune in next week to find out if France and the Rest is Politics survived.

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This week the huns discuss their trip to ROMANIA! Think vampires, dodgy forests, BEARS and Wizz Air. Big S spilt sweet chilli sauce over herself and Hannah encourages a wet tee competition - is this perverted?

The stories this week:

1) Hannah narrates a story called 'Harry Mann's Roadside Motel and Wildlife Refuge'... a true story about horror in the vents...

2) Big Suze narrates Part Two of the C.o.W (creep of the week) sent in by the stun Alexandria - a tale of a haunted family from Texas. This gets even weirder as we delve in to what Kyn experienced. Thanks gorj for sending. Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

We finish our stun eppy with a deadly mobile phone game of 'Satoru Kun' - Big S calls a number - will she get ghosted?

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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The huns discuss their boozy gig (Karen you are NAUGHTY) and Hannah gets lairy at the street walkers - we also consider whether or not Hannah should take up an expensive gift of Colouring Books and there's a podcast recco - check out the spooky 'Broken Veil'. We apologise for continuously getting the eppy number wrong. We promise we're on it from next week. PROMISE.

Listen out for what we think our SPIRIT ANIMAL is... Suzie is rodent and Hannah is water based. What do you reckon???

Story 1 - narrated by Hannah. Claire is getting notes... there's something in the walls...

Story 2 - narrated by Big S 

A longy Creep of the Week from the gorj Alexandria - this is all the way from Texas about a haunting that spans many generations... part ONE.

Lastly -

We Get Haunted so you Don't Have To:

We seek the forgotten - a ritual to contact the DEAD. (will it work? will it fuck?)

ENJOY BEAUTIFUL HUNS I'THE WILD xoxoxoxo

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THIS WEEK our gorgey guest is the totally stunning ELLA VADAY - who you all know and love from Season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race UK! Ella aka Nick Collier joins us in studio to chat about ouija boards, psychic readings, growing up in Suffolk and Tarot cards in Superdrug.

Our tarot pull has Pride Season written all over it and we discuss dogging, pups and kinks. So let's get to the spooky stories...

Story 1 - Big S narrates a story called 'Experience in the Woods' about a German forest witch... anyone know what MRE's are?

Story 2 - Hannah has a story about a psychic called Madame Liz... what secrets she unfolds...

Story 3 - Big Suze delves into Tanya's cheesecake as we unfold a tale of horror at a dinner party. FROM THE KITCHEN!

Story 4 - "The Doll in the Dark" narrated by Hannah... always check under your bed huns...

CREEP OF THE WEEK (cow! cow! cow!) is narrated by Nick - sent to us from Nathan. A creepy tale about 'The Moors' and the monster in the mine...

ENJOY HUNS and thank yew again to our delightful guest Nick Collier / Ella Vaday xoxox

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Big Suze is bringing an attitude to this eppy, after being PUSHED by a lady on the London Underground. There's been serious crimes of ManSpreading too, so the huns get real riled up. We hear about Hannah's gorjey dinner and the Pentacles advise us not to work TOO hard and maybe take a holiday? 

SPOOKY NEWS: Hannah brings us the story of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon who disappeared whilst hiking in Panama, and the circumstances are very very strange... 

This is another C.O.W Creep of the Week SPESHYAL! Fun! Y'all are ever so haunted.  (cow! cow! cow!)

1) This is from Moudi - read by Hannah. This is a tale of an old haunted house... and a ghost perv. Do you hear that whistling?

2) This story is sent in from Amy read by Big S. Heard of Loftus Hall in County Wexford, Ireland? This is a famous legend... think hooves and a hole in the ceiling!

3) Hannah reads out a tale from Anya about a cemetery and creepy kid. Uh oh. Welcome to the Peculiar Friends... 

4) Big S reads a story from J, who has to deal with Satanic pages from a car booter... and an entity...

Thank you huns for sending your tales in, we love them all so much. 

We end with WE GET HAUNTED - Hannah chooses her own adventure.

ENJOY THE EPPPPPPYYY

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We start with a rant (woo!) about the mansplaining of parcels and Jesus. Why must they do this? 

Amongst the big topics this week we ask - is skiing silly and smug? Basically, another diatribe to kick off a stunning eppy. 

This week is another C.o.W SPESHY - Creep of the Week!!! You have so many wonderful tales, so we're diving right on in. 

First for some contemporary Spooky News: Yvette Fielding has a haunted house - let's get into it. 

COW Stories:

1) Big Suze has a story called 'Haunted in the Mountains' from Anonymous. Expect a wooded creepfest... THERE IS VIDEO EVIDENCE. Terrifying. Disgusting. Vile.

2) Hannah has a story from Anonymous . Grandad's story about a ouija board. The replies start to get very weird... F.I.R.E.... 

3) Big S has a story from T. Carl the doctor is working in a huge hospital... then things take a very strange turn. 

4) Hannah has a story from Grace who hails from Ondo State in Nigeria. An exorcist arrives prepared to fight the spirits... 

5) Big Suze has a shortie C.O.W from Ruby from Scotland! This is 1000% true about Ruby's little brother. Can you recognise someone from their wave? 

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The huns are hyper and chew through some big ideas - will they be the next Most Haunted presenters aka Desmond and Yvonne? Hannah's nana's house has defo got a ghost... right? 

Who will be the first to get organ trafficked on our holibobs? What's Hannah's method to not get kidnapped? 

Big S has been creeping on private property and Hannah picks out some Pentacles... 

TO THE STORIES:

1) Big S has a Folklore tale from the Rio Lempa - have you heard from the Siguanaba?

2) Hannah has a story about some running trainers... hiking is... horrific.... 

3) Suzie has SPOOKY NEWS - THE YUBA COUNTY FIVE - a tragic and mystifying story about the disappearance of five young men in Amerika. What are your thoughts? What on earth happened here?

COWCOWCOW! CREEP OF THE WEEK - this is from KAITLYN! We hear about FIT JOSH! Proper creepy.... you huns heard of the RULES OF APPALACHIA???? Thanks for sending it in. Narrated by H xoxo

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