Ghost Huns

It's been BIG SUE's Virgo BIRTHDAY! Hannah has a tesco bag full of gift goodies - we discuss Poland and Mykonos (very different holidays). Hannah is into EDM, Big Suze has had a delicious local wine and the tarot giveth and taketh... why is it so harsh sometimes? We get into thermal signatures, the horn and A TRUE TALE OF HIDDEN CORPSES. Chilling. 

Let's get into the stories tho huns! (13mins in for those wondering)

Story One: Big Sue has a tale deep in the Polish forest... what did they see in the trees?

Story Two: Hannah takes us to a horror in Tenerife at an All-Inclusive - PART ONE. 

Story Three: We go to Pennsylvania and hear about an old gravesite in the woods... Chilling.

CREEP OF THE WEEK (cacow cacow!) is read by Hannah and from the gorge Saiorse - dad jokes are getting out of control... 

Wednesday 30th September - Big Suze is hosting STUNNING COMEDY in Elephant & Castle - COME ALONG huns or book for later in year:

https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/stunning-comedy/ 

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Oh my goodness we made it to TWO HUNDRED WHOLE EPISODES!!! As we always say, we've come so far... gone are the days of the cold little Pod Box - what a creepy ass rollercoaster it has been! If you've been with us from the start, THANK YOU HUNS. And if you're just joining us? What you waiting for? Head back to the start, click on Eppy One and join us for the chaos and scares.

This week we are doing a fun birthday TWO SENTENCE horror competition - give us your best two sentence horror (or one if you think you can). We want the weirdest spookiest scariest shit for our little pea brains in two sentences. The game is ON! Comment below, comment on INSTA (ghosthunspod), or comment on Youtube, Patreon, Spotify - wherever! We will pick 3 winners and send ya some merch!!!

A little thank you to Anna at https://thisisanna.co.uk/ for the stunning bday brownies we received. She's based in Bristol and if you haven't tried them yet, OH MY TITTING CHRIST - get on it.

And our last thank you is to the AMAZING Justyna at https://www.cakemeover.com/ who made us our BEAUTIFUL 200th Birthday Cake! Isn't the most delightful edible art you ever did see?

Anyway - enough of the rambling. Shall we get scared? Some stories perhaps?

Story 1) Hannah has a spooky tale about the app Taxi Munch. Think Uber Eats and an addition of WEIRD.

Story 2) Big Suze has a story about a woman who wants her husband to disappear. Time to make a wish...

Story 3) Hannah is in the mood for Halloween -do you answer to the door to scary gobshites? Let us in! Let us in!

Story 4) Suzie takes us to Ireland natch cos obvs something's happening on the farms in Donegal. Something real real strange.

FINALLY OUR CREEP of the WEEK ca-cowcacow cacow - we go to Stoke on Trent and delve into the same dream 13th March every year... Do dreams protect you from death? INSANE story. Ty anonymouse.

Finally... Big sue calls a randomer for some Big Birthday Fun. God Bless Rublert.

WE LOVE YOU OUR STUNNING HUNS IN THE WILD, we wouldn't have gotten to 200 without each and every one of you who listens. Time for a champagne huns, cheers to YOU xxx

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This week we get into some REAL LIFE hauntings in Edinburgh and Hannah's mum Teri has actually HEARD A GHOST. Is it because spooky season is upon us? What's happening? Expect fringe gossip, eclipse energy and Spanish cold shoulder fails, how to drink piss, The Third Eye and much much more. 

IT'S A CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY this week, cos we love your tales. 
Let's get into 'em... got a hot choccy? or a crisp glass of Sauv B? Good. THEY START 20 MINS IN (in case you wanna skip the chitchat...) 

Story 1 - Big Suze has hand-on-window-evidence...!!! (And poss a monkey too) Bubbles?? Ty Becky for sending! 

Story 2 - Hannah takes us to the Philippines... the boy in the barong. Super creepy. 

Story 3 - Suzie is flying us to Liverpool - "The Broken Neck Man"... oh no no no... 

Story 4 - Hannah tells us about a hun who scrolling through Rightmove for Manor Houses... is that a ghost in the fireplace? MORE EVIDENCE. 

You're all haunted and we LOVE IT. TYSM for being gorge Huns In The Wild. 

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This week Big S is serving heat-related attitude, and the huns are SYNCING in swimming gear. Philosophical things to consider this week - is there a banger out there RIGHT NOW that you don't know about? How many disgusting phrases are there for ones tuppence? Why is it annoying listening to music in the shower now? Sigh - makes you think. But it's time to get scared. 

We're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY! There are simply too many wonderful stories from you guys - let's get into it...

Story 1 - Big S has a story from Izzy - "The Man Who Lives in Dreams". Have you seen him...?

Story 2 - Hannah whizzes us off to Ohio to meet a tall shadow man that Sue saw. Creepy as all hell. 

Story 3 - Big Sue is flying to a beautiful French village for a tale from Michelle. The Window on the Edge of the Fields... 

Story 4 - Hannah has a tale from Anonymouse - the french bulldog knew... This is about "THE MONSTER". 

Story 5 - Last story is from Wellington, New Zealand. "You didn't help me at all"... Chills. 

TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo

Got a story? Send it to [email protected] 

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This week the huns are hyperactive and there's some revelations... are they syncing with weird chest pains? Are they being haunted? Did Topshop ever really go away?

Big S is off to Malaysia next year, Hannah is fuming that Suzie doesn't want her scrunchie - will their friendship survive? We also delve into Little Lesbian Sue's past in the snow.

Story 1) Madame Margaret Marmalade's Brothel - Hannah is taking us to a haunt for paranormal investigators...

Story 2) Big S takes us to Indonesia for PART TWO of the Cordyceps mystery... think Lisa Dingle and a delicious penyakit assam.

Story 3) Hannah tells us about the urban legend of CLICK CLACK. Horrendous. Lock your doors and windows.

Story 4) Big S has a creepy story about a Glitch in the Matrix - and a strange Home Owners Association... where'd those trees come from?

CREEP OF THE WEEK this week is PART TWO of the Australian horror... the nasty police officer is hunting her. This is so chilling.

We end with a paranormal game of Charlie Charlie. What a chaos episode.

TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo

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This week the huns discuss the fact that curses actually exist (is it a form of manifestation?) and Big Suze negs Hannah's H&M red. Big S is free from her piercings and Hannah pulls a Death card... does it have to do with their VERY INNOCENT crush? 

Horror Film recco: The Deliverance... based on the TRUE haunting of Latoya Ammons and her family in Gary, Indiana. 

Let's get into some spooky stories now that the weather is cooler... want some chills? 

1) Hannah kicks us off with a creepy tale about a very weird service station off the M6 in the Midlands... 

2) Suzie flies us off to Borneo for a longy story about some terrifying cordyceps... Should she still fly there next year? (JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR PART TWO!) 

Creep of the Week this week is from Holly, a tale about her mother is South Australia. TY HUN! This is called 'The Off Duty Police Officer' (join us next week for PART TWO!!!) 

TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo

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This week we are talking TAX ANXIETY. It's a thing. We are scared of jail and spreadsheets are fit. We sing Hannah's BF Adam's praises - god bless him for helping us huns. 

In other news, some SCARY BOOK reccoes:

1) Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix

2) Night Babies by Lucie McKnight Hardy

3) My Best Friend's Exorcism by Grady Hendrix 

4) Scuttler's Cove by David Barnett

5) Japanese Gothic by Kylie Lee Baker

6) The Girls by John Bowen

7) The Hill in the Dark Grove by Liam Higginson 

Less scary: 

8) The Aisling Series (comedy read) by Emer McLysaght and Sarah Breen

9) A Bigger Life by Louise O'Neill

10) Night Swimmers by Roisin Maguire

Anyhoo - this week is CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL cos you huns are haunted as hell. These stories you're sending in get scarier and scarier... Let's get into it. 

Story 1) Hannah reads tale from Izzy - we go on a medium weekend retreat in Norfolk. 

Story 2) Suzie has a story called 'Nightshift at 3A' - we're off to a care home in Southend - room 3A is empty... 

Story 3) Hannah has a story from Lucy - let's go to North Wales - does she have an attachment? Did Joey save her life?

Story 4) Suzie reads a final tale from Bex called "The terrifying reason I broke up with a cleaning client...", this is fully horrifying. 

Thank yew huns for sending us your stories, we love them and we love YOU.

xoxoxox 

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The Huns went on holiyays to the beautiful Homewood Spa in Bath and got real diva with the hotel whatsapp service... Hannah has had a kissing marathon and Big S is wearing her Shocked, Bewildered and Disappointed tee - get yours now at ghosthuns.co.uk !! More importantly - we need to know what's happening in Cheddy Gee - is it a sex spot? What are those baby shower tees? And lastly, what's a Sperm Croissant? 

Some BBC iPlayer reccos: Mother of all Cons & The Fall of Ruby Franke. Seriously dark and disturbed true stories... 

But let's get into some Somerset & Spa ghost tales... 

1) Big S has a true story of a fishing trip in Somerset at a haunted cottage. Proper creepy. 

2) Hannah has a tale about a seriously weird Spa retreat... ringa ringa roses.... ASHES ASHES! 

Creep of the Week (COW COW COW!) this week is from the stun Eimear! This is about the MAYO FOOTBALL CURSE!!! SPOILER - CURSES EXIST. Ty hun. 

Get your spa on gals, it's absolutely gorgeous:

https://www.homewoodbath.co.uk/

TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo

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This week Big Sue has been waterfalling and looking at Barn Owls with some Chapel Down and Hannah can't get away from the lakes. 

Book recco: The Lighthouse Witches!

We get into Wimbledon sex pests and Taylor Swift's wedding venue for good measure.

But, anyway, enough CHIT CHAT. WE'RE HERE TO GET SCARED. 18 mins in for those who wanna skip the chitty chatty. 

It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL! Listener tales for days.

Let's get into them. 

1) Suzie reads a compendium of stories from Jade - the haunted TOOTHBRUSH and the creepy ghost in the shed... 

2) Hannah has an anonymous tale... we're off to college to hear a true story about a stalker... MENTAL. Has he killed his neighbours?

3) Big S takes us to the North of England for a violent family home poltergeist. This is called "Don't Panic". Ty Ferg. 

4) Hannah tells us a little littley from a listener who has discovered a RANK noise coming from our bonus episode on Patreon... Have we discovered a demon within the podcast? Maddie we're sorry to haunt youuuu!

We finally finish on a We Get Haunted spirit box... let's see what we find within the radio waves... 

TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo

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We're dropping a cheeky summer BONUS eppy with our special guest, the marvellous STEPHEN BAILEY!!!

A hilarious stand-up, actor, presenter and writer, Stephen joins us in the studio for some full mental stories. We discover that he had a REAL LIFE haunting in Stockport (multiple witnesses), discuss anti-football sentiment, the existence of guardian angels and of course... an uncanny psychic chef.

Let's get into the spooky stories though...

1) Hannah gives us a disembodied head by the shore.

2) Suzie takes us to a gay cabin in the woods.

And of course... CREEP OF THE WEEK IS FROM... the stun Emily! Think Haunted Nursery. Think Jazz Hands. Ty hun for sending!

If you want more of Stephen you can watch him in Russell T Davies' upcoming Channel 4 series Tip Toe, and of course follow him on socials:

Insta: @stephencomedy

https://www.stephenbaileycomedy.co.uk/

xoxox WE LOVE YA HUNS enjoy your bonus summer ep!

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