This week the Huns are taking the men for dinner and treating them to suspicious steak. All before they go and Pooh their pants at Paranormal Activity THE STAGE SHOW! (Spoiler it's SO GOOD. Get. A. Ticket.)

There's a lot to unpack in the intro - did a pourous pen come from Neil's ass? Will there be fudge before bedtime? And you know what they say: BigNeckFatTongue.

There's also a public service warning against hiking and toxic men. Finally, has Brendan Gleeson slidden into Hannah's DMS? Or is it just a scam? 

To the stories!

Story 1

Big S has a story called 'The Banshee' set in West Cork.

Story 2 

Hannah reads a story concerning McTavish, expect ALL the accents here.

Story 3 

Big S tells a tale called 'My Husband keeps calling me Judy' credit: u/lets-split-up

COW - CREEP OF THE WEEK - is from Kym! Those Nutcrucker fellas need to be thrown out all windows. Love this hun.

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA AND HOPE 2026 IS BEST YET!!!

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Happy New Year Huns!!! Have we got rezzies? This week we discuss our deep love for all rat life, pissy relly stress, horrific spa experiences and the true horror of Great Western Railway. Is Britain Broken? How long can we go Porridgeless before we start a revolution? Shall we all go Spain?

If your blood presh gets too high, don't worry cos we're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESH to kick off 2026. Phew. Let's get into it...

Story 1 

Hannah narrates a story from Lucy - a paranormal investigation at the Bull and Sun - our hun is now a BELIEVER! 

Story 2

This is from Amber read by Big S - The Crying Boy - have you heard of this terrifying haunted painting? PHOTO EVIDENCE here.

Story 3

Hannah has a tale from Sarah. About peeking... late at night. Peekaboo!

Story 4

We hear from an Amazon delivery driver called Brian... what's in the backseat?

Thank you gorgeous huns for your stories, we LOVE THEM.

Finally we end on PAST PRESENT FUTURE tarot pull!

Enjoy xoxo

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Did we all have a stunning Christmas? Any horror stories to share? Let us know in comments. Meanwhile let's get stuck in. Hannah is being followed by the number 69, Suzie is off to Bath - there's big opinions on Bath - and we get into baubles. The huns casually pull the Death card. TBF is this perfect for going into the New Year? 

NOW FOR THE STORIES!

Story 1

Hannah's got a story about a creepy car journey home for Christmas.

Story 2

Big S has a tale of a Christmas Dinner gone severely wrong... 

Story 3 

A lovely tale from Gay Paris - Je Suis Santa Clause!! 

Finally our Creep Of The Week COW COW COW is from... Casey! The Bennington Triangle in Southern Vermont... Very mysterious true crime story. Thanks for sending hun.

Finally we predict Santas year ahead. It's NOT GOOD. Poor Stabby Santa. 

Hope you all had a gorgeous Christmas and here's to a STUNNING NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR HUNS IN THE WILD x

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It's PART ONE of our CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!! The gals are feeling festive - and they have a real fight! Just like Xmas!!! On the agenda is Elton John's baby, Big S and her Witchy Naked Wood dancing, Hannah's hair colour drama and BIG S GOT LYNNED. 

Tarot gives us some (santa) carrots? Stunning. Tits out and good vibes only. 

Story 1 

Big S has a story set in deepest darkest Wales... Choo Choo!!!!

Story 2 

Hannah tells a tale about some very strange whistling at snowed-in Christmas... 

Story 3

Big S has a shorty - Santa's trying to wrap me up!

Creep of the Week this week is from Jen read by Hannah! THANKS HUN! Out on the stables... is this ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF A GHOST? Chilling. 

Finally we end with POSSESSION - Brenda. Helicopter. 1993.

Brenda...Blood? Hello? This has gotten very strange. 

ENJOY HUNS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!! More chaos next week for Gooch Week! 

xoxoxo 

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The huns are feeling CHRISTMASSY and we get straight into our spooky weekend in Stoke Fleming, Devon. The huns have EVIDENCE of a table moving by itself... We cannot explain this. On another note, we stayed in Privet Drive. Fuming. Go check out the evidence over on Patreon huns!!!

We also discuss Keira Knightleys car crash interview, our poss trip to Salem next Halloween and the Tarot censoring us.

Story 1

Big S has a tale called 'Candlelight Ghost Tour'... why does that sculpture look like me? 

credit: u/lets-split-up (check out their spooky tales!) 

Story 2 

Hannah has a story from the Halloween London show... based in? Shrieksville, California. Don't go up the stairs!!! 

Story 3 

Suzie reads a story called The Ruby Pretender (also from the Halloween show!!!). Spooky Ipswich seaside haunting... 

COW COW COW COW! CREEP OF THE WEEK! This week's story is from Dragana who is a descendant from witches. Stunning. Ty hun in Ontario! 

We finally finish with an Oracle Card for YOU. 

ENJOY HUNS we love ya xoxox

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Big S has been sent a story that's VERY similar to the Dyatlov Pass... and Hannah's West Cork is the mysterious tragic story of Robert Wone - what happened? Do you huns have theories? This week we discuss polycules, Vit D doses, Pet Semetary and ... do we have... MERCH COMING? Watch this space huns. Christmas treat is aho-HO!!!! 

Story One

The Khamar Daban incident of 1993. Six hikers died suddenly but one survived... the causes are still unknown. 

Story Two 

A nightmarish team-building weekend away at a secluded seaside cabin ... what happened to Sandra tho? And who lit the fire? 

Story Three 

Big S has a tale called Followed In The Dark... about a late night drive... alone? You gotta leave gurl!!! 

CREEP OF THE WEEK this week is sent in by Izzy - all the way from Beverley, Hull. There's a ghost called Neil... Since when are you doing a haunt in Liverpool Neil!!! 

Finally we finish on Oracle Cards - gorgeous. 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxoxo 

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The drop dead gorgeous Corinne and Sabrina from Two Girls One Ghost (America's Most Haunted Podcast!) join us for a bonus episode this week!

We cover ACTUAL GHOST EXPERIENCES from the gals in the States (one happened in Edinburgh) and we get into ghost stories from Appalachia and one in Summer Camp...

Snuggle up around our campfire, this one is a real treat. We show the girls evidence of table tipping, we discuss a possible trip to Amérika, sleeping positions and seriously haunted houses...

ENJOY HUNS! xoxox

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This week Hannah is feeling the randy effects of her Vitamin D pearls and the tarot suggests cooling it off. Big S put her heels on in the pissing rain and the huns are brewing a gorgey Creep of the Week special!!! This is a truly international one. 

We love your tales so keep sending them in - let's kick off with the stories:

1) Big S has a tale from Niklas - a haunted baroque Danish manor to get us in the Christmassy mood. Huge apols for the Danish Dutch conundrum. 

2) Hannah has a super wholesome story about a ghost DOGGY called Hannah - sent in from Trudy in Arkansas. 

-interlude where Hannah podcasts alone and becomes devilish-

3) Suzie takes us to Slovenia for the last story - ever heard of TABLE TIPPING? This is seriously spooky. Thank you Anita - we've gone full googey translate too. 

P.S. WE DID OUR OWN TABLE TIPPING AND IT GENUINELY MOVED. WANNA SEE? Head to Patreon...

Finally we end with ZENNER CARDS and try an ACTUAL telepathy experiment. Apologies it's next to impossible to play along - we will do better next time. 

ENJOY HUNSSSSSSS xoxoxoxox 

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This week the huns take on some truths about our star signs, we get into how vulgar we are (stop listening dads??), check out Lisa's amazing shop rosie_and_butch on insta for gorgey hand crafted spooks - we love ours - and finally more haunted jewellery has happened. Big S still has a Vinted problem and is it time to buy a Christmas tree??

We kick off with a story about the HAUNTED LONDON UNDERGROUND after Big Suze got freaked out at Kennington. 

1) My husband worked on the London Underground...

2) Hannah tells a story called Mr Sniffles. It's giving Nicolas Cage. 

3) Big S takes us to ICELAND for ancient Viking magic.

Our gorge COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) this week is from Laura - we've jetted to Bali. Who's in the room? 

We end with Tarot realness. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA.

xoxo

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The huns are vaguely poorly but there's some immaculate chaos going on in the studio. A spa is on the cards and we discuss PET NAMES. Will we ever find out? We've got some Vinted horror stories and Hannah picks a reverse bashy tarot. 

Story 1 

Hannah has a tale from Portland about a characterful haunted house. What's in the TV reflection? Is it Peter Crouch?

Story 2 

Big S is taking us to Leeds - don't look too closely at the shadows underneath your door... 

Story 3

Hannah tells us a story about driving late at night... is that the dinging of the seat belt sensor? 

Have you huns ever been followed in your car? SEND YOURS IN - we'll do a car spesh. 

Story 4

Suzie reads a proper creepy one called 'My Neighbours Front Door', by the wonderful u/11velociraptors (see link below for more!) 

Creep of the Week this week is from Ruth! Ty hun. Think woman on the street and a haunted house in Dublin.... narrated by Hannah. 

Lastly we REMOVE the French Hex. You're welky France. 

xoxo ENJOY HUNS

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