The huns have been to the THEATRE and are very cultural and slightly hungover this week. We get into Big Suze and her obsession with a menu in Romania, our take on mice in the house and whether or not Japan is a good idea (nagasaki anyone?). Also, we discuss serial killers and the mushroom murders.

But to the stories!

Story One

A PROPER creepy one about a remote Scottish bothy... would you talk to the jogger?

Story Two

A shortie but a goodie. Ever feel like you've forgotten something?

Story Three

PART TWO of the creepy Welsh twins!

Story Four

Michael Flynn and professor Jerome. A hypnotic experiment gone wrong...

COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) narrated by Big S this week comes from Chloe! We want to find this mirror in a car park....

Finally we wrap up with telepathy THAT GENUINELY WORKS.

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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This week Hannah gets into THE Oasis gig. Fights start, beers are thrown and tears of joy happen. STUNNING. Big S gives her hot take on 28 Years Later too. Seen it huns?

The stories this week are CREEPY AF. So let's get right in.

Story One:

Hannah kicks us off with a story about a haunted cardigan. Outrageous.

Story Two:

Big Suze has a tale of DELIVEROO HORROR. Might make you stop and think about getting your next pad thai.

Story Three:

Hannah has a story with one of the most vile endings known to humankind.

Story Four:

Jen went from Chicago to small town Wales. Have you heard of these twins? Part One.

CREEPOFTHEWEEK (CoW!) is read by Hannah and from a lovely listener Nina. What's following this hun??

FINALLY, we end with some gorgey telepathy that's really starting to work. Right?

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxo

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We kick the eppy off trying to work out the meaning behind Hannah witnessing dead pigeons everywhere she goes. Also discussed - should the huns buy a haunted Scottish island? Are Q&A's for wankers? And of course - if you came to our lovely comedy show at Queer Comedy Club, THANK YOU!

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY (woohoo!) so let's get into it:

Story 1:

Big Suze has a story from Maya about a terrifying encounter in an East Midlands cabin by a lake... one of the more horrifying tales we've heard.

Story 2:

Hannah narrates a story from Jenna about the creepy ass Winsconsin Woods. What's lurking in there?

Story 3:

Suzie takes us to Ireland with a tale from Gerard about the Black Mare of Kilcraven.

Story 4:

Hannah finishes the ep with a story from Jenna - don't mess with ouija boards kids. Who on earth is Zazu Zozo? (some ghosty video evidence here too)

THANKS HUNS ENJOY THE EPPY WE LOVE YOU xoxoxox

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This week Hannah has been seeing a lot of dead pigeons, but stays relatable in her "hoxton" hotel, Suzie has a general shitty attitude and our latest pod Recco is Sea of Lies. You simply must listen it's so good! Chaos as ever basically.

Let's get to the creepy stories though.

Story 1

Hannah narrates a story called The Brass Vase - think eyes on the palms...

Story 2

We travel to Belarus with Big S - a village that has yellow eyes... (eye theme)

Creep of the Week (COW!) is read by Hannah and sent in by Courtney from AMERIKA! We revisit the Rules of Appalachia...

Enjoy the eppy stun huns and don't forget to see our Work in Progress comedy shows - links on our personal Instagram!

@Hannahbitch_cough_ski & @suziepreece

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We kick off this week with Hannah doing a DEEP DIVE on the dodgy Never Been Kissed - or shall we call it Never Been Nonced? Horrendous. Big Suze has written down the word Tunas. So there's loads of twists and turns. Netflix recommendation: Surviving Death. Big S tells us a story about Near Death Experiences... 

It's another CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy!

1) Big S narrates a story from Kirsty in Northern Ireland. We call this - The Hanging Woman. Uh oh. 

2) Hannah has a VERY CREEPY story from Maylin. Including evidence of a woman wailing.... this gave us CHILLS.

3) Big S has a story from Esme in Cali - I think we're dealing with a mimic... carfeful of them rural communities GURL. 

4) Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from Aoife who sadly lost her friend Lucas. Is he getting in touch? 

We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - we get into TELEPATHY. And... guess what... it gets real weird. Huns, is it starting to work???

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The huns have just done their SPOOKY CHURCH show (thanks everyone who came!) and are hanging out their ass. Hannah is on the serial killer fiction (A Flicker in the Dark) and Big S describes how Hannah nearly murdered her in the swimming pool. The AI generator picks a tarot this week and it is JUDGMENT. Rude. 

We go down memory lane and bring up wannabe friendships at school and teachers making dubious decisions...

 
Anyway, let's get straight into the stories:

Story 1 

Hannah narrates a story about Carmen who is off to a new school in Indiana. Kids can be terribly terribly mean... 

Story 2 

My brother went on a solo hike... but was it him that came home? Narrated by Big Sue

Story 3 

Hannah has one about a narrow country road in Wren Hollow.... a lonely house tucked in the trees - what could go wrong?

Story 4 

CREEP OF THE WEEK! Suzie reads out a story from Sydney who hails from Lansing, Michigan. THERE IS HAUNTED AUDIO FOR THIS ONE! Evidence!!! Do you hear the man speaking?

The huns finish off with a haunting - bringing back someone from the dead... 

Thank you huns we love you all, enjoy! xoxo

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There's been a French Diplomatic Incident this week, and the huns are absolutely Le Fuming. We've been usurped by men politicians (The Rest is Politics) who threw us out the studio and so we bring an unhinged energy to this episode. Expect talk of French Hexes, pain au chocolat, a King of Pentacles reality hit and so much more. Will a lecky fire happen? Are we going to get done by the CIA for being actual witches?

We also discuss the sexiness of Firemen. What's your verdict? Fit or Not Fit?

THIS WEEK is another stunning Creep of the Week speshy!! We love your tales of true hauntings, and they simply must be shared with the world.

Stories as follows:

1) Hannah narrates a tale from Amy Dawson about the 'Hanging Tree' in the New Forest... A very strange tale of scratches and paths and sweary ghosts....

2) Big Suze has a beautiful tale from Izzy - about a traumatic Brain Injury and a near-death experience... sending love to you hun thanks for writing your story!

3) Hannah reads out a story from J - a very unsettling one about firemen in 9/11 and a trapped soul...

4) Finally we travel to Ireland to hear about PHOTO EVIDENCE of an entity by the Liffey... from Adel & Nichole.

All round stunning stories and tune in next week to find out if France and the Rest is Politics survived.

WE LOVE YOU HUNS xoxox

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This week the huns discuss their trip to ROMANIA! Think vampires, dodgy forests, BEARS and Wizz Air. Big S spilt sweet chilli sauce over herself and Hannah encourages a wet tee competition - is this perverted?

The stories this week:

1) Hannah narrates a story called 'Harry Mann's Roadside Motel and Wildlife Refuge'... a true story about horror in the vents...

2) Big Suze narrates Part Two of the C.o.W (creep of the week) sent in by the stun Alexandria - a tale of a haunted family from Texas. This gets even weirder as we delve in to what Kyn experienced. Thanks gorj for sending. Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

We finish our stun eppy with a deadly mobile phone game of 'Satoru Kun' - Big S calls a number - will she get ghosted?

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The huns discuss their boozy gig (Karen you are NAUGHTY) and Hannah gets lairy at the street walkers - we also consider whether or not Hannah should take up an expensive gift of Colouring Books and there's a podcast recco - check out the spooky 'Broken Veil'. We apologise for continuously getting the eppy number wrong. We promise we're on it from next week. PROMISE.

Listen out for what we think our SPIRIT ANIMAL is... Suzie is rodent and Hannah is water based. What do you reckon???

Story 1 - narrated by Hannah. Claire is getting notes... there's something in the walls...

Story 2 - narrated by Big S 

A longy Creep of the Week from the gorj Alexandria - this is all the way from Texas about a haunting that spans many generations... part ONE.

Lastly -

We Get Haunted so you Don't Have To:

We seek the forgotten - a ritual to contact the DEAD. (will it work? will it fuck?)

ENJOY BEAUTIFUL HUNS I'THE WILD xoxoxoxo

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THIS WEEK our gorgey guest is the totally stunning ELLA VADAY - who you all know and love from Season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race UK! Ella aka Nick Collier joins us in studio to chat about ouija boards, psychic readings, growing up in Suffolk and Tarot cards in Superdrug.

Our tarot pull has Pride Season written all over it and we discuss dogging, pups and kinks. So let's get to the spooky stories...

Story 1 - Big S narrates a story called 'Experience in the Woods' about a German forest witch... anyone know what MRE's are?

Story 2 - Hannah has a story about a psychic called Madame Liz... what secrets she unfolds...

Story 3 - Big Suze delves into Tanya's cheesecake as we unfold a tale of horror at a dinner party. FROM THE KITCHEN!

Story 4 - "The Doll in the Dark" narrated by Hannah... always check under your bed huns...

CREEP OF THE WEEK (cow! cow! cow!) is narrated by Nick - sent to us from Nathan. A creepy tale about 'The Moors' and the monster in the mine...

ENJOY HUNS and thank yew again to our delightful guest Nick Collier / Ella Vaday xoxox

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