THIS WEEK our gorgey guest is the totally stunning ELLA VADAY - who you all know and love from Season 3 of Ru Paul's Drag Race UK! Ella aka Nick Collier joins us in studio to chat about ouija boards, psychic readings, growing up in Suffolk and Tarot cards in Superdrug.

Our tarot pull has Pride Season written all over it and we discuss dogging, pups and kinks. So let's get to the spooky stories...

Story 1 - Big S narrates a story called 'Experience in the Woods' about a German forest witch... anyone know what MRE's are?

Story 2 - Hannah has a story about a psychic called Madame Liz... what secrets she unfolds...

Story 3 - Big Suze delves into Tanya's cheesecake as we unfold a tale of horror at a dinner party. FROM THE KITCHEN!

Story 4 - "The Doll in the Dark" narrated by Hannah... always check under your bed huns...

CREEP OF THE WEEK (cow! cow! cow!) is narrated by Nick - sent to us from Nathan. A creepy tale about 'The Moors' and the monster in the mine...

ENJOY HUNS and thank yew again to our delightful guest Nick Collier / Ella Vaday xoxox

Insta: @ellavaday @nick__collier

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Big Suze is bringing an attitude to this eppy, after being PUSHED by a lady on the London Underground. There's been serious crimes of ManSpreading too, so the huns get real riled up. We hear about Hannah's gorjey dinner and the Pentacles advise us not to work TOO hard and maybe take a holiday? 

SPOOKY NEWS: Hannah brings us the story of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon who disappeared whilst hiking in Panama, and the circumstances are very very strange... 

This is another C.O.W Creep of the Week SPESHYAL! Fun! Y'all are ever so haunted.  (cow! cow! cow!)

1) This is from Moudi - read by Hannah. This is a tale of an old haunted house... and a ghost perv. Do you hear that whistling?

2) This story is sent in from Amy read by Big S. Heard of Loftus Hall in County Wexford, Ireland? This is a famous legend... think hooves and a hole in the ceiling!

3) Hannah reads out a tale from Anya about a cemetery and creepy kid. Uh oh. Welcome to the Peculiar Friends... 

4) Big S reads a story from J, who has to deal with Satanic pages from a car booter... and an entity...

Thank you huns for sending your tales in, we love them all so much. 

We end with WE GET HAUNTED - Hannah chooses her own adventure.

ENJOY THE EPPPPPPYYY

xoxo 

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wanna see our shows? 

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

⁠https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip⁠

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

⁠https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

We start with a rant (woo!) about the mansplaining of parcels and Jesus. Why must they do this? 

Amongst the big topics this week we ask - is skiing silly and smug? Basically, another diatribe to kick off a stunning eppy. 

This week is another C.o.W SPESHY - Creep of the Week!!! You have so many wonderful tales, so we're diving right on in. 

First for some contemporary Spooky News: Yvette Fielding has a haunted house - let's get into it. 

COW Stories:

1) Big Suze has a story called 'Haunted in the Mountains' from Anonymous. Expect a wooded creepfest... THERE IS VIDEO EVIDENCE. Terrifying. Disgusting. Vile.

2) Hannah has a story from Anonymous . Grandad's story about a ouija board. The replies start to get very weird... F.I.R.E.... 

3) Big S has a story from T. Carl the doctor is working in a huge hospital... then things take a very strange turn. 

4) Hannah has a story from Grace who hails from Ondo State in Nigeria. An exorcist arrives prepared to fight the spirits... 

5) Big Suze has a shortie C.O.W from Ruby from Scotland! This is 1000% true about Ruby's little brother. Can you recognise someone from their wave? 

ENJOY WE LOVE YOU HUNS, SEE YOU OVER ON PATREON!

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wanna see our shows? 

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

The huns are hyper and chew through some big ideas - will they be the next Most Haunted presenters aka Desmond and Yvonne? Hannah's nana's house has defo got a ghost... right? 

Who will be the first to get organ trafficked on our holibobs? What's Hannah's method to not get kidnapped? 

Big S has been creeping on private property and Hannah picks out some Pentacles... 

TO THE STORIES:

1) Big S has a Folklore tale from the Rio Lempa - have you heard from the Siguanaba?

2) Hannah has a story about some running trainers... hiking is... horrific.... 

3) Suzie has SPOOKY NEWS - THE YUBA COUNTY FIVE - a tragic and mystifying story about the disappearance of five young men in Amerika. What are your thoughts? What on earth happened here?

COWCOWCOW! CREEP OF THE WEEK - this is from KAITLYN! We hear about FIT JOSH! Proper creepy.... you huns heard of the RULES OF APPALACHIA???? Thanks for sending it in. Narrated by H xoxo

ENJOY WE LOVE YOU HUNS, SEE YOU OVER ON PATREON!

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wanna see our shows? 

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/

The huns are super distracted and chaos this week - Big Suze is still ill and announces her show (MC SHOW - you coming??) she also picks up a call during the poddy - who is it? Hannah is gearing up for a Big London Adventure (Shrek, kids, Aquarium) and we get into thoughts on rimming whilst drawing a VERY APT TAROT. We can only apologise for the state of this eppy. 

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK speshy, cos you're all still haunted. 

1) From M. Narrated by Suzie, about a haunted Law Firm... do you hear that whistling?

2) From Aeolian narrated by Hannah. COULD THIS BE LYNNS ORIGIN STORY...!!! (check out Eppy 1 for context!)

3) From Matt narrated by Big S. Kitchen hand in a local care home near Liverpool... what happened in the basement?

4) From Samantha narrated by H - all the way from North Carolinaaaaaaa - (this hun has COW themetune opinions) - AUDIO EVIDENCE OF GHOST IN VANCE HOTEL!!! 

5) From Lewis narrated by Big S - did Nana throw a prank from beyond? A wholesome tale. 

Lastly... we get haunted... Suzie is put in a metaphorical box. 

THANKS FOR STICKING WITH THE CHAOS HUNS WE LOVE YOU

enjoy xoxo 

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Wanna see our shows? 

SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST:

https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip

SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ 

The huns discuss peeing the bed, washing your innards and the etiquette of handing over a glass of wine. Spoiler: dont grip it like an ape. Big Suze is smashing the flu tablets and Hannah gets lary about her wine off the back of a truck. The cuppeth tarot is being a right shady bitch this week. RUDE. This ep is chaos as ever. 

SPOOKY NEWS: We fly to Ireland for this one. 

We delve into a mystifying tragic case of Trevor Deely who went missing on a rainy night in December 2000 in Dublin. The CCTV will give you chills... what happened here? The investigation has been re-opened. 

Creepy stories? YES PLS.

Story 1 - PART TWO of Hannah's Bumble story. 

Story 2 - Big S tells a tale called 'my son is in prison for something horrific he did at school', credit: Accomplished_Low7889

Story 3 - Taiwanese Ghost Story - narrated by Hannah... this is real spooky... 

CREEP OF THE WEEK (COW) this week is from Azka all the way from Indonesia - thanks hun! This is a tale about a Taxi Driver and a very haunting experience... 

We close with a Choose Your Own Adventure (Hannah's choices are in a bonus ep on Patreon) 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxoxoxox

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Big Suze is telling anyone who will listen that she has a cold - the thunder soundscape didn't help. Hannah had early wines for Jesus's rising and the huns dicsuss Hidden Requests on instagram and what emojie would lure them in. 

Hopefully this week there's less BO and the YouTube comments will calm their tits. Hannah's been to Bath and met HunsInTheWild!!! Ty gorgey huns. 

 The tarot this week suggests our cuppeths are emptyeth. 

SPOOKY NEWS:

This week we travel to Taiwan. And this one is much like the Elisa Lam case. Jan 20th 2008 there's a mysterious case of a woman going missing in a financial building elevator... What happened here? Tell us your thoughts. Very very spooky. 

NOW TO THE STORIES!

Story 1 - This is called "Bumble Hookup" narrated by Hannah. Careful who you swipe right on...  (PART ONE)

Story 2 - Big S tells a story about The Lady in the Woods. Just outside of Chicago... Heard of Mel Park? 

Story 3 - Hannah has a VAMPIREY one that is based on a true story. Lorcan isn't like the other kids... have you heard of this case in Ireland in the 70s?

CREEP OF THE WEEK - (cowcowcow) - is from Jess (thanks hun!) about La Llorona... narrated by Big Suze. This comes from Belize! Can we get a Brujeria up in here! 

ENJOY xoxo

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The huns are tearing more hunks of bread apart and discuss nature reserves and dreams of holidays to Greece but then a reversed tarot tells them about monetary ruin. This week you're treated to Financial Huns with some real bad advice about chasing wealth. Should we try and get Martin Lewis as a guest? This is a COW (Creep of the Week) SPESHY. We love your stories and why not get into them! 

Story 1 -

Big Suze narrates a terrifying story from Jade, about a haunted NEW BUILD and a psychic...

Story 2 - 

Hannah tells us about a spooky story about a scary attic room in a Uni flat, from Char. This one is disturbing... 

Story 3 - 

Big S tells a story from Rei writing from Nigeria about her horrifying experience in primary school. This puts the Debbie in Debbie Downer. 

Story 4

Kari from Texas has a littley for us, narrated by Hannah. This deserved THE FIRST PRIZE. 

A star all round. 

We end the eppy with the game 'Does He Love You'. Obv.

LOVE YOU HUNS xoxo 

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The huns rant about the price of the theatre, the joy of The Mousetrap and pull a tarot card that demands we all gain a bit of perspective... reckon we got any? 

We're bringing back SPOOKY NEWS to kick the eppy off, a little news segment about spooky goings on around the world. This week we hear about a parliament ghost tour in Wellington, NZ. 

Story 1 - Hannah reads us a story called 'The Thin Man' about Billy who, one day, stopped coming to school... what's behind that streetlight? 

Story 2 - Big S tells us a story about a strange encounter whilst hunting in rural Texas... think cabin in the woods... this one gets real creepy... 

Story 3 - Hannah has a story about Aaron Kelly - newsflash - he's dead and he's dancing.

Creep of the Week (COW!) is read by Big S and was sent in from Matthew - thank you hun - this creepy story is about the HAUNTING OF THE TELETUBBIE PLUSHIES all the way from Singapore!

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxo

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The Huns are very in sync this week... expect Irish folklore, witches, haunted vaginas... the lot. Big Suze is convinced she stayed with some spies in Great Yarmouth and wept at All of Us Strangers, Hannah hasn't seen Adolescence, and the gals are horrified at the state of gym changing rooms and 40th Birthdays these days. What's the world coming to? Expect rants as per yewzh.

On to the CREEPS.

Story 1 - Blue Eyes and Turkey are after an enchanted drum. But please wipe your ass girls.  

Story 2 - The Night Bus... will you get on one again in London?

Story 3. a tale called The Haunted Vagina featuring Liiiinda from the library

Story 4 - Irish foilklore tales - has anyone heard of these? Spookeh.

COW (CreepOftheWeek) is read by Hannah - sent in by Becca - driving alone down a lane... the rock that was thrown... eeeeep

THANK YOU HUNS WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!

xoxo

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