The huns are ready for Pumpkin Spice season with all the creepy stories. But first we get into rimming, Cork (again) and True Crime theories. Could Big S get into true crime or is it too grizzly? Does Evil exist? Is it a choice? We flirt with philosophy here, so expect some real hot takes. 

Enough of that - let's get into the stories!!

Story 1 

Big S kicks off with a real mind-bending ghost story from Florida... who was the ghost? 

Story 2 

Hannah tells a story about the Harper Family Murders - Jamie investigates... what are those whispers?

Story 3 

Big Suze has a story about a HORRID GHOST GIRL on a baby monitor image... there's PHOTO EVIDENCE.

Story 4

Hannah has a tale about Chloe on Insta "I'm following you"...

Creep of the Week is from MEGAN! Thank yew hun - this is about a bed in a dementia ward... SPOOKEH. Narrated by B.S. 

We finish with SPINACHY HEX!!!!!!!!! 

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxox 

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We kick off with HANNAH GIVING BIG S HER BIRTHDAY PREZZIE!! Then we change day and Big S has her birthday prez finally on her head. The huns are haggard, shattered and knackered. The vibe is ill and chaos. But this means there's less chitty chatty, and more spooky spooky. The Tarot this week is really stabby. Lay low, huns. 

Amongst other topics we discuss Age Difference in a relationship and ask is Hannah gonna buy some boxing shorts? Should the huns run a bar??? Would you come? 

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL! C.o.W speshy. This means we have plenty of your listener stories to keep us nice and cosy this Halloween season. 

Story 1 

Hannah flies us to Belgium for a tale sent in by Timo. Death has come to me twice...

Story 2 

Big S tells a tale about a Russian kid and his folktale about Baby Yaga... is she real? Ty for sending Saoirse! 

Story 3 

Hannah has a story sent in by... da-da-daahhhh - HANNAH! Fittingly, this is a mimic story... and then a littley about eyes seen at a campfire. 

Story 4 

Big S has a final story all the way from Kiwi New Zealand... (big up black ferns) a dairy farm ghost story... v spooky. Ty Lindsay! 

Absolutely stunning stories - thank yew huns we love you loads. Isn't Halloween season THE ONE?? Enjoy and see ya next week. xoxox 

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**DISCLAIMER: The VIDEO keeps glitching and Spotify had no idea why - we have previous of ghosts fucking with the cameras - so APOLOGIES for when it cuts out.**

Big S has had a BIRTHDAY! Woo. She got some gifted some lurgy and Hannah discusses her perfect murder. Can't stop won't stop banging on about the amazing true crime podcast that is WEST CORK, check it out on Audible huns it's so good... and tell us thoughts??? Where and when would you go back in time? We'd turn the clock back to solve a crime. 

Lastly, Big S decides to tell everyone about ZOMBIE FUNGI ANTS. MIND BLOWN. Also Hannah has been haunted by a perverted ghost. Honk Honk. 

Stories:

1) Big S has a short ghost story from CORNWALL. What did they see in their headlights?

2) Big S has a story called The Patchwork Man by Quincy Lee - have a read here! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1bd1m30/does_anyone_remember_the_rhyme_about_the/

3) Hannah has a creepy story about danger in the woods... 

Creep of the Week is narrated by Big S and from Sadie - Charlie the ghost pays the kids a visit... THANKS HUN!!! 

ENJOY THIS EPPY HUNS SOZ FOR THE GLITCHES BACK TO NORMAL NEXT WEEK 

xoxoxo 

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It's autumn and we're getting cosy. Hannah's recco of the week is Whistle by Linwood Barclay... think Stephen King vibes. Also mentioned: Atonement and Lessons by Ian McEwan. 

We've also both seen Weapons - got thoughts?

More excitingly we get into Stool sample chat - what is the etiquette?? Does it need a gingham sleeve? The women are playing Rugby World Cup - baffling but proud. Are you wearing Mary Janes or a demure ballet pump? 

Tarot we draw the hanged man (is that good??) and get a fresh perspective. 

Enough nonsense. Let's get spooky. 

Story 1

Big S has a mental story called CINNAMON. It's a cosy one. Listen to this ideally with a pumpkin spiced latte. And poss a valium. 

Story 2

Hannah has a story about Jenna's iPhone. Careful of facial recognition. 

Story 3

Big S narrates a story called My husband was not my husband that day... this is seriously creepy.

Story 4 

Hannah takes us to Tokyo to hear about the shadows in the subway of Shin-Koiwa...

CREEP OF THE WEEK (C.O.W! C.O.W!) - this is from Jen Etherington, thank yew hun!!!!! This has PHOTO EVIDENCE of the Wedding Woods...

We end with Telekenesis... Will the coke move?

We love you Huns In The Wild xxxx ENJOY 

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Hannah has been HOSPITALO - there's panic and palpitations all over the shop. Big S tries to make Hannah's stress a political agenda and the huns decide a spa is the only solution. Let us know if you're Rat or Potato. 

SPOOKY NEWS

Artcile read out by Big Suze 

"I found a stranger under my hotel bed..." - horror in Tokyo.

Hannah has a story that's full on vile. It's called 'Rat Girl'. Radka has a terrible time at school in the Czech Republic. 

Creep of the Week this time is from Hannah!!! Cowcowcow! Thanks hun - this is from Meath in Ireland... v spooky. 

We finish with a We Get Haunted so You Don't Have To - what will happen on our next ghost hunt? We portend the future visavis Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark. Martin and 3 cats. What does it all mean? Guess we'll find out.

WE LOVE YOU HUNS - ENJOY

XOXOXO

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Big S still has suspected Listeria/Salmonella-ella/godknowswhat this week, but the pod must carry on! We get into TV reccomendations - The Jury on Channel 4, The Vanishing Cyclist on BBC and Too Hot to Handle on Netflix. A real smorgasbord of culture for yew huns. 

This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY - some real chaos in this installment! 

Let's get into it - 

Story One 

Big S has a story from Caprice about a hideous Barney and haunted toy train... a very atmospheric one, felt like we were there in the pissing rain!!

Story Two

Hannah reads a TRUE CRIMEY spook from Jessica - about the Villisca Axe Murder House

Story Three

Suzie narrates a terrifying story from J about a haunted swimming pool in London... we're going to have to visit and see for ourselves...

Story Four 

Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from 'O' about a haunted house and a monster... nightmarish.  

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA 

xoxo 

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This week Hannah returns from Edinburgh with a scratchy voice and tales to tell and Big S has a spinach problem. This eppy gets grotesque real fast, so we recommend you have ya breakfast beforehand. The huns discuss self-care, lemurs, botox and being killed off by a spinachy ass.

The GHOST STORIES don't stop won't stop -

Story 1

Hannah has a story that has LYNN VIBES... would you play this game with your husband?

Story 2

Big S has a tale from Okie (Oklahoma) and the Seminole people... this gets real sad.

CREEP OF THE WEEK (aka. CowCowCow) is read by Hannah and sent in by Ronnie - who's the jogger? Were they real? Why they running like that???

THANK YEW HUNS WE LOVE YOU, ENJOY!

xoxo

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This week HANNAH SAW A GHOST. In an elevator. This is seriously spooky. What happened here? And what does concierge know?

The huns discuss who's been blown away by whom, pubic thatch brushing, only fans creators and get into the Bonnie Blue debate. 

SPOOKY NEWS

Did you hear about the haunted annabelle doll? And the tragic death of Dan Rivera? Very verry spooky.

It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL today - so plenty of your tales to keep us creeped out.

Let's get into it...

Story 1

Big S narrated a tale from Shane. It's Dec 2023 and we're in County Cork Ireland -  let him go let him tarry... 

Story 2

Hannah narrates a wholesome story from MA ... me and jeremy - love finds a way.

Story 3

Suzie narrates a story from Chloe - buried family secrets... literally.

Story 4

Hannah has one from Bethany (stun patrehun) - PHOTO EVIDENCE - Flamingo Land to Haunted House (lot of animal chat in here, soz)

Story 5

Suzie has one last one from Namonde - called The Girl In The Yellow Dress 

Finally, on We Get Haunted - we delve into the whispering glass... to summon the spirit of eloise.

ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU

xoxoxo

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It's us - the Quirky little girls who do comedy. Big Suze realises she's David Brent and she's Moved HOUSE! The Huns have nail opinions and Hannah picks the tarot that depicts shovelling quavers into a mans mouth. Stunning. Saucy.

IT'S A COW SPESH!!!! (Creep of the Week for those not in the know). We're telling YOUR ghost stories this week. Cos you're all haunted tae fuck.

Story One 

Big Suze narrates a tale from Liv about her boyfriends late Grandad ... Is this a voicemail from beyond the grave? 

Story Two 

Hannah has a story from Holly about a haunted childhood home. Footsteps creaking... 

Story Three 

This is from Winnabelle (obsessed with this name!) this a ghost story in an office - a child called Zhun Zhun... 

Story Four 

Hannah's got a tale from Krista - two littlies about her niece and nephew. Creepy kids... 

Story Five 

From Victoria - "my five year old is a spooky bitch". Can Grace see dead people? 

Story Six 

Hannah's got a tale from the same Krista  - this one has PHOTOS. A spooky Ghost Hunt in Ontario, Canada... 

Finally we TRY and channel Beelzebub. It doesn't go to plan.

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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The huns have been to the THEATRE and are very cultural and slightly hungover this week. We get into Big Suze and her obsession with a menu in Romania, our take on mice in the house and whether or not Japan is a good idea (nagasaki anyone?). Also, we discuss serial killers and the mushroom murders.

But to the stories!

Story One

A PROPER creepy one about a remote Scottish bothy... would you talk to the jogger?

Story Two

A shortie but a goodie. Ever feel like you've forgotten something?

Story Three

PART TWO of the creepy Welsh twins!

Story Four

Michael Flynn and professor Jerome. A hypnotic experiment gone wrong...

COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) narrated by Big S this week comes from Chloe! We want to find this mirror in a car park....

Finally we wrap up with telepathy THAT GENUINELY WORKS.

ENJOY HUNS xoxo

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SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST:

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