💩 Boo! Did your poop just vanish into thin air? Welcome back to Mary Poopins, where we break down the wild, wonderful, and occasionally WTF world of bodily functions—because, let’s be honest, we all think about this stuff.

The last two episodes uncovered how coffee and tea can send your bowels into overdrive. But for Episode 16, we’re tackling a bathroom mystery so legendary it’s practically paranormal: ghost poops. These sneaky, no-trace toilet departures are the Bigfoot of the bowel world—often discussed, rarely understood. Is it gut health? Sorcery? A particularly ambitious toilet flush? Let’s get to the bottom of it. 🚽👻

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👻 Beware, weary traveler of the porcelain realm! If your bowel’s whispers turn to eerie wails or unsettling mysteries, seek counsel from a licensed medical sage! 🩺💀💩

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