In part two of Happenstance-o-ween, Jyotsna tries to guess a real-life ghost story Sam heard involving her ex-bf’s little sisters’s college friend and an antique Chinese bell. But can ghosts solve racism? Are artsy people bad parents? What exactly is a quote collector? 

Plus, our personal policies on Ouija boards, tips for witches wearing headphones, and a tribute to medium-fun uncles.