Happenstance with Jyo and Sam

In which we interview special correspondent, 60+ man and Bachelor watcher, Joe Gibson, aka Sam's Dad...What was his Happenstance going into the first episode? Were ~any of the men up to standard? Do old people hook up on the first date?

Plus, we review the first episode of the season, covering our old crushes, Charles L., and an argument for Bachelor in Hospice.

In which we feel Burton-ed by franchise reboots… with special guests, Little Treat!!! (Clown and streaming duo @heyKipp and @ezonlinebanking)

The hosts are sharing a mic in this one, and everyone’s sharing their hot takes on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (yes...we watched it!) But first, are the Teletubbies a natural evolution of humanity? How would we wanna die in a Tim Burton way? And most importantly, would Beetlejuice and Sonic the Hedgehog get along?

Plus, bff chain shopping, Katy Perry’s whole deal, and why it's important to wake up with a smile 😀

In which we (betel)guese what happens in Beetlejuice...with special guest, clown, streamer, and friend, heyKipp!

Welcome to a formerly LIVE episode of Happenstance! Kipp got the gals on Twitch just in time for Halloween Summer and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (why not BeetleTwose?) In this one, we cover everything from color theory to storing stuff in tanks. What did Kipp recently burn on the grill? What's everybody gonna be for Halloween? Which parent does Kipp think should get custody of Bluey? Is Beetlejuice allowed to be like that? 

Plus, the rule of threes, the next big injectable and cringe white people passions.  

We'll be back on Twitch for a livestream reveal of what really happens in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Tune in here on Thursday 9/12.

And check out heyKipp's Streamer Smackdown show in San Diego on 9/20! Tickets available here.

In which we don't give a knuck, tu vois? We didn't think we could do an hour on each of these, but here we are. In this one, we cover a wider range of topics than Emily and Knuckles, even—from truck nuts and woman wish fulfillment, to treating everybody with respect no matter how they look. But, do nudists wear shoes? Does Knuckles drink? F*ck? Gamble? How many accessories did Coco Chanel say you should take off?

Plus, the future of media as we know it, being more like Emily, and the Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy.

In which we ain't a-lien ("a-lyin?" Have I used this one before?)...We're back, just when you least expected it, like the Alien herself (adult form is canonically a girl.) It's scary movie summer, and once again we actually saw it. In this special episode, we break down what happenED in Alien: Romulus. ***Major spoilers ahead.***

Plus, Laci Peterson, what Jacob Elordi and the Alien have in common, "Smile," and Genesis 19:11. #ChristianityExposed #JusticeforRemus

In which we are over the moon to talk about the Alien movies for an hour. Look, we'll admit it, we think xenomorphs are cute, and have great teeth, and we wish we could be them. But do the aliens get lonely? What if we could domesticate them? Is going on a deep space mission secretly the best way to get over a breakup?

Plus, some hot takes about Chandler Bing, seeing yourself on Dateline, and inventing a new accent.

In which we give our Trappenstance...this summer's all about serial killer movies and so are we. In this one, we talk our familial love for M. Night Shyamalan, the injustice of childhood Sixth Sense spoilers, and the Boy Mom to Girl Dad pipeline. Plus, why it's easier to have sex in New York than LA, and an argument for The Cat in the Hat being hot (it's all about confidence, people.)

We're pretty damn on topic for this one, and again, actually went to see the movie. Good job, Josh Hartnett.

In which we don't (serial) kill it...In this one, we talk Longlegs, Shortlegs, Face/Off and a lot of Silence of the Lambs.

But which of the gals had childhood stilts? Should FBI agents get to smoke weed? How's your relationship with your Mom's boyfriend?

Plus, a variety of Longlegs comps —Mrs. Doubtfire, Michael Jackson, Old Greg, Jigsaw with just foundation on? That's right we actually saw this one. Spoilers aleg. (Like spoilers ahead, get it? 😆😆😆🦵)

In which we are Gru-ving out... with very special guest: improviser, Game Master, and guy who talks like a carnival barker, Walter Marion!! In this one, we're taking a stand against war, fascism, and the sexualization of Little Guys. But more importantly, who's whiter, Eminem or Macklemore? Who are the Minions going to vote for in the 2024 election? Did Gru get baby trapped?? By the Minions?? What are they capable of? Who could ever stop them?

Plus, Joe Biden impressions, Pharrell's secret Drake diss track, and the incestuous implications of a famous painting. Banana!

In which we are being bad 😎 😎😎 with Miami's own Federico Slezynger— animator, illustrator, clown, actor, Mr. 305 Jr., and most Wizard-like guy we know.

Who is Bad Boys' leading man? Why won't Martin Lawrence's character's wife f*ck him? Why does Fed talk like a radio announcer? Is there a plight of the White Latino? (Sam, famous Just White race warrior, thinks so) 

Plus, Pepsi Man, Jeffrey Epstein, Scarface, Flo Rida and a plethora of Miami facts from Mr. 305 Jr.