Happenstance with Jyo and Sam

In which we are having a Boll-ywood… with special guest Amrita Suresh! (Jyotsna’s sister, a.k.a. the most famous brown person in New England.) This week, we’re taking on a classic of Indian cinema, and getting in touch with our swaggy sides. But why does Shah Rukh Khan cry so damn much? Who's the world's most successful ugly person? Where should white people colonize next?

Plus, our favorite Bollywood tropes, the sluttiest continent, and a cookie recipe worth dying for. Damn, man!

In which we have a wee bit o' fun...with the Leprechaun franchise. St. Patrick's Day is comin' up and we're keeping it Irish for this one. We're talkin' O'Reilly Autoparts, the potato famine and "Taken" starring Liam Neeson (who is Irish), but otherwise staying pretty on topic for once.

Why does the Leprechaun go to space? Why does he go Back 2 Tha Hood? Why does he do anything? Some of these questions get answered.

In which we don’t Os-care at all about awards shows. In honor of Hollywood’s big night, we’re giving our stances on the films of the past year, and we’re not afraid to get controversial… Is Poor Things the worst movie ever made? Who’s the real winner of Rodgers vs. Kimmel? Why can’t Martin Scorsese just stay at home? 

Plus, the Saltburn bathtub scene, the biggest scandal the Obamas ever witnessed, and testicular censorship in American media.

In which we are Dune our best...with special guest Kevin Chu! (certified Dune enjoyer) And also opening some other cans of giant worms- for instance, is it time for a cringe-culture renaissance? What is the creator of Happy Bunny's sexuality? And if your gf became a worm, would she love you back?

Plus, shape theory, straight twink/babygirl discourse, and *warning* some Dear Evan Hanson spoilers. All liberation is connected (and we're being serious when we say that.) ✊🪱✌️

In which we don’t know Jack (Black)… with special guest Aidan Dorn-Wallenstein! (Actor, writer, producer, and certified Young Gen-Z.) It’s KFP week, and we’re tackling the heavy topics. Like, how does Po identify sexually? Which kung fu animals would we be? And what the hell is F-throat?

Plus, baseball vs. basketball jews, if Jesus had a brother, and the craziest line Sam ever had to say in acting class. Skadoosh!

In which we weave some tales...with special guest, Tyler Pruyn! (2008-2019 Marvel expert, and 2020 guy who played Chris Pratt in an unlicensed Zoom Marvel musical.) Just like Madame Web (we think) this one's all about years future and past. But how did Dakota get this role? Why is it coming out on Valentine's? Is it "madam" or "muh-daam" (French?) And what is "Meshes of the Afternoon" (1943)?

Plus, Bane impressions, a White House pest control report and the quotability of the MCU. That just happened!

In which we bowl you over with our sports knowledge. It’s the Big Game, and it’s time to make some big bets. Can Kansas City stop the 49ers rush offense and Brock Purdy's legs? Why did Brittany Mahomes name their children that? How is all this gonna affect the 2024 election? And who is God rooting for?

Plus, the definitive Super Bowl ad formula, a Taylor/Travis pregnancy, and why Usher should take the stage with a massive bulge outline. Family, Faith, and Football, y’all! Lfg!!!

In which we are… winging it (we already used that pun, but whatever). It’s the Month of Love, and we’re spending some quality time with TikTok’s favorite fantasy romance book. But how “spicy” is it? What are the four F’s of dragon riding? How would you even take your centaur boyfriend to a drive-in movie?

Plus, egg fertilization, the joys of military school, and uncovering a dairy conspiracy.

In which we are jumping for Joey… new Bachelor season, baby! And this time it’s tennis pro and notable short king Joey Graziadei. But is anyone actually 5’11? Can we name multiple pasta shapes? How are we gonna survive the Water Wars?

Plus, power-tripping nurses, cartoon mayors, and the Boss Hog of Mississippi. 

It's Cousinstance, y'all! This week, Sam is joined by beloved cousin and pod listener—wine expert, Molly Schraeder. Featuring a special Winepenstance (in which Sam guesses the qualities of a varietal of grape), this ep is all about hunting for answers.

What is the best Justin Long vehicle? Would Sam date Buddy the elf from Elf? Who is Molly's #1 Female Icon?

Plus, more germane questions like, Matt or Ben? Does physics do math? And where is MIT, actually?

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