In which we are in the dark-o and a little drunk-o. Does Frank the Bunny count as a fursuit? What would our fursonas be? Do we have anything to say about Taylor Swift? 

Plus, time travel hair, marrying your dead brother’s wife, and who should really run for office in 2024. Wubba lubba dub dub.

In which we are flubbergasted... Boy, can that Flubber cut a rug! Why isn't Rick Moranis in this? Is heaven a simulation? What's up with adults beefing with children in kid's movies? Plus, our takes on a variety of Little Guys, from Stitch to Tom Cruise to that thing in Toy Story that was a babydoll head with spider legs. Also: Draco Malfoy.

In which no one knows what really happens... Day One is a sci-fi TV pilot that never aired (More like Day None, amirite?) But it has one surviving ⁠trailer⁠ and is about aliens, so we were like, let's do it.

Why was this post-Olympics juggernaut cancelled? Does the government have veto power over TV? Why are aliens always formal? Plus, we finally touch on the top two guys of 2010: Osama bin Laden and Shaun "The Flying Tomato" White.

Day One Trailer

In which we invent some Bache-lore... Will they make older contestants play violent bikini volleyball? Was Gerry always that spray-tanned? And what low-level sexual harassment has our Golden Bachelor committed? Plus, how to become Bachelorette, our fav now-revealed contestants, and why it's important to share old-person hobbies with your spouse.

In which we sleep on some things...and talk a lot about The Shining. Who the **** is Doctor Sleep? What do Jyotsna, Jack Torrance, and the Berenstain Bear mom have in common? What's all this about a circus? Plus, a vehement defense of the Man in the Bear Costume, Sam's first period, and watching Pulp Fiction with your mom.

In which we make some Peaky Blunders... why do they dress like that? Who would Ted Lasso be for Halloween? What subterranean amphibian does Cillian Murphy look like? Plus, Jyotsna thinks cigarettes need to make a comeback, and Sam has beef with the 2017 Pixar movie Coco.

And just like that, Happenstance is born. Jyotsna Suresh and Sam Gibson are sittin' on their couch and sharing their stance on what happens. In this teaser ep, Jyo and Sam spitball on what they think happens in the children's book series Encyclopedia Brown. Who the hell's that kid? What's he getting up to?