Happenstance with Jyo and Sam

In which we ain't a-lien ("a-lyin?" Have I used this one before?)...We're back, just when you least expected it, like the Alien herself (adult form is canonically a girl.) It's scary movie summer, and once again we actually saw it. In this special episode, we break down what happenED in Alien: Romulus. ***Major spoilers ahead.***

Plus, Laci Peterson, what Jacob Elordi and the Alien have in common, "Smile," and Genesis 19:11. #ChristianityExposed #JusticeforRemus

In which we are over the moon to talk about the Alien movies for an hour. Look, we'll admit it, we think xenomorphs are cute, and have great teeth, and we wish we could be them. But do the aliens get lonely? What if we could domesticate them? Is going on a deep space mission secretly the best way to get over a breakup?

Plus, some hot takes about Chandler Bing, seeing yourself on Dateline, and inventing a new accent.

In which we give our Trappenstance...this summer's all about serial killer movies and so are we. In this one, we talk our familial love for M. Night Shyamalan, the injustice of childhood Sixth Sense spoilers, and the Boy Mom to Girl Dad pipeline. Plus, why it's easier to have sex in New York than LA, and an argument for The Cat in the Hat being hot (it's all about confidence, people.)

We're pretty damn on topic for this one, and again, actually went to see the movie. Good job, Josh Hartnett.

In which we don't (serial) kill it...In this one, we talk Longlegs, Shortlegs, Face/Off and a lot of Silence of the Lambs.

But which of the gals had childhood stilts? Should FBI agents get to smoke weed? How's your relationship with your Mom's boyfriend?

Plus, a variety of Longlegs comps —Mrs. Doubtfire, Michael Jackson, Old Greg, Jigsaw with just foundation on? That's right we actually saw this one. Spoilers aleg. (Like spoilers ahead, get it? 😆😆😆🦵)

In which we are Gru-ving out... with very special guest: improviser, Game Master, and guy who talks like a carnival barker, Walter Marion!! In this one, we're taking a stand against war, fascism, and the sexualization of Little Guys. But more importantly, who's whiter, Eminem or Macklemore? Who are the Minions going to vote for in the 2024 election? Did Gru get baby trapped?? By the Minions?? What are they capable of? Who could ever stop them?

Plus, Joe Biden impressions, Pharrell's secret Drake diss track, and the incestuous implications of a famous painting. Banana!

In which we are being bad 😎 😎😎 with Miami's own Federico Slezynger— animator, illustrator, clown, actor, Mr. 305 Jr., and most Wizard-like guy we know.

Who is Bad Boys' leading man? Why won't Martin Lawrence's character's wife f*ck him? Why does Fed talk like a radio announcer? Is there a plight of the White Latino? (Sam, famous Just White race warrior, thinks so) 

Plus, Pepsi Man, Jeffrey Epstein, Scarface, Flo Rida and a plethora of Miami facts from Mr. 305 Jr.

In which we are feeling it out... with special guest, the one, the only, MICKEY WOO (fashion icon, comedian, and perm-haver)!!! This episodes all about naming names and Gotcha journalism. We don't talk about Inside Out 2 until like 40 minutes in, but oh boy do we talk feelings. What are our Myers-Briggs personality types? What are our individual relationships with the baristas at our local coffee shop? What is Inside Out ~really saying?

Plus, girls eating bugs, Trader Joe's racism, and a searing analysis of our most used emojis 🤪🦅

In which we are madly...ideas-maxxing...with Melissa Peng!!! Amateur Bird Watcher, UCB Maude team member and good Party Friend.

This movie is set in Australia?? How many times should you watch Pixar's Cars in school? What if Sam was named Ham...and she was feminist??

Plus, facetiming Ghostface, Furiosa history and a takedown of the Fury Road titty machine. Kachow!

In which we're Colin what happens with Colin and Penelope...featuring special guest, member of Jyotsna's improv team and Bridgerton expert, Katie Bates!!!

But first, when was Pirates of the Caribbean? Is Sam a reincarnated Pomeranian? Who in Bridgerton would vape the most? And for like the fifth episode in a row, will someone hang dong?

Plus, Katie's take on the Saltburn bathtub scene, PDA and HAGS.

In which we’re taking some big swings. Guys, it’s Happenstance Season 2, and this time, it’s personal. We’re finally opening up about our love lives, hopes and dreams, and c*ntservative values. But anyway, how bi is this movie? What does Roger Federer smell like? Is summer 2024 the summer 2016 of now?

Plus, threesome math, a Pokemon Go car crash, and our Q2 update on the man economy. Live, laugh, love, learn… Listen.