In which we bowl you over with our sports knowledge. It’s the Big Game, and it’s time to make some big bets. Can Kansas City stop the 49ers rush offense and Brock Purdy's legs? Why did Brittany Mahomes name their children that? How is all this gonna affect the 2024 election? And who is God rooting for?

Plus, the definitive Super Bowl ad formula, a Taylor/Travis pregnancy, and why Usher should take the stage with a massive bulge outline. Family, Faith, and Football, y’all! Lfg!!!