In which we don’t Os-care at all about awards shows. In honor of Hollywood’s big night, we’re giving our stances on the films of the past year, and we’re not afraid to get controversial… Is Poor Things the worst movie ever made? Who’s the real winner of Rodgers vs. Kimmel? Why can’t Martin Scorsese just stay at home? 

Plus, the Saltburn bathtub scene, the biggest scandal the Obamas ever witnessed, and testicular censorship in American media.