Hello! Sorry for being a little late to the party this week, busybodies, but please enjoy this Substitute Teacher Variety Hour!! Lauren was sick and could not record, so Ash was lucky enough to have some last-minute help for this episode. Lindsey joined to talk about some dating horrors, and the lessons that she has learned from the hijinks and struggles of dating on the apps! You've been asking for some bad dating stories, and Linds delivers! This week's Summer Flick is 2001's Wet Hot American Summer, and Guy Capecelatro III swung by to chat about summer camp, masturbati0n, Janeane Garofalo, and Loverboy. And NEXT WEEK, watch 2000's High Fidelity! And to wrap it all up, Taiese & Carson, two former clinic coworkers of Ash's, were the Ice Cream Dates this week, and in absolutely stunning news Taiese worked for YEARS as an ice cream scooper, and we get all the inside industry dirt! Don't worry, although it was fun assembling a scrappy team for this episode, our beloved Lauren will be returning next week!! Please let us know if you had your first kiss at summer camp by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #sobo #southberwick #southberwickmaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #wethotamericansummer #janeanegarofalo #annabellesicecream #crackerbarrel #bumble #hinge #summercamp