Episode 11

You’d never eat a horse – that’s gross! But what if you could have all the succulent flavor of horse, without the guilt?

For years, families have trusted Minnesota Mark with vegetarian alternatives to their favorite meaty dishes. Now they’re proud to introduce Minnesota Mark’s Vegetarian Horse Meat. (Produced in a facility that processes actual horse meat. May contain trace amounts of horse.)

There’s no mistaking it. That’s good horse.

A big, special thanks to Frank Rinaldo “Minnesota Mark” Shaw III, the inventor of vegetarian horse meat.

Guest voices on this episode by Jasmine Weatherby as the mom and Gabaroni “Mister Blister” Kiddo as the little boy. Additional recording assistance by Rachel Matchett. ➸ Starting June 30th, only the most recent 36 episodes will be available in free podcast apps. Access the full episode archive and get personalized rewards by becoming an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/join/tower.