I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rap
And I’m rapping to my rap songs when I rap
And everybody knows that I like to rap
And now you’re the one listening to me when I rap

And I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rap
And if you listen to me then it’s because I’m rapping
And if you want to listen to the songs that I rap
Well, just listen up cuz here’s how I rap

Everybody likes the way that I rap and
And I am very popular on account of my raps
I purchased many fancy items that I paid for by rapping
And lots of pretty women like me due to my rapping

Well, I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rap
and I’m rapping to my rap songs when I rap
And I use lots of slang words when I rap
I say fart and mother scratcher when I rap

It’s also really fresh and it slaps when I rap

I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rap
And if you’re rapping along to this
Then it’s because my rap songs are catchy
Just stand up and rap cuz here’s how I rap

Everybody likes the way that I rap
And I am very popular on account of my raps
I purchased many fancy items that I paid for by rapping
And lots of pretty women like me due to my rapping

I’m the kind of rapper who likes to rap!

Credits:
Henri Williams, rapper
Scott Ritcher, music and lyrics
Nov. 17th Music BMI

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KitKat is a pretty good candy bar. It’s certainly not as great as anything in the Reese’s Universe – and we’ll discuss that – but it also certainly isn’t as bad as your neighbor’s mom’s candy bars. 

It doesn’t have shredded coconut in it. Thank the stars for that. They could do a lot worse. Yikes.

Please note that no market research was performed during the creation of this episode. The views and opinions expressed here are purely based on taste and culture. They may not necessarily represent the views of your neighbor‘s mom.

Happy Halloween and I hope you all enjoy – at the very least – some pretty good candy bars.

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At the end of the long 2024 campaign, Donald Trump gives a late night speech to a crowd of his weary supporters.

Scott Ritcher as Trump, with the help of voice-altering software.

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As a very lucky adult, I have toured the US and Europe many times, singing and playing guitar for people. But in my younger years – when I was the handsome young man you see in this photo – the music I made was keyboard based. 

When I was a senior in high school, I was in a synthesizer band called Pink Aftershock. We released a cassette tape of some of our originals songs on this date 35 years ago, November 17, 1986. That tape was the first release from a small indie label I operated called Slamdek which issued more than 40 releases by Louisville artists over the following decade. 

I have always loved the way all the notes are just laid out in front of you on a piano or synthesizer. It makes more visual sense to me than the way they are stacked on a guitar. You can see all the notes at once and choose the colors you’d like to blend. 

For today’s episode, I used some sounds and techniques that reminded me of the music I loved while growing up, and had a lot of fun combining them with some of the approaches I have been using in music since then. I hope you enjoy it. 

Music: “Throwback Wednesday” by Scott Ritcher 
Nov. 17th Music BMI 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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After a long summer’s day on the countryside, two special friends lie in the grass at look at the stars. As their slow, sleepy conversation winds along, some important questions are discussed. 

Special guest voice: Sararose Willey 

Music used with permission: “This Is Where He Went” by David Celeste 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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In the middle of the supermarket, the protagonist of today’s 44-second audio drama comes to a painful realization. 

As omniscient observers, we know he shouldn’t be so hard on himself. Despite what the product’s name might suggest, Bisquick can be used for much more than quickly making biscuits. Pancakes, quiches, and pizza crusts can also be found in its wheelhouse. 

Music: “Ipanema Daydream” by Bird Creek 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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From the producers of the groundbreaking documentary “The Greatest Events of World War II in Colour” comes an all new documentary experience: “The Greatest Speeches of the 20th Century in Stereo.” 

Experience the century’s greatest orators as you’ve never heard them before. 

Music: “American Frontiers” by Aaron Kelly 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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The charming and affable Chattahoochee River Strangler stops by with a personal message for listeners of Here’s the Tower.

He doesn’t care for the nickname the media has invented for him, nor is he a fan of the way he was portrayed as evil and mysterious on an earlier episode of this program. He’s so likable and easygoing, the least we can do is give Terry Wayne MacAnaulty a few minutes of our time to set the record straight. 

Music: “Blue Creek Trail” by Dan Lebowitz 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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Today we’ll take a look back at some pivotal moments in American history as they unfolded on YouTube… and we’ll enjoy some of the lowest hanging fruit in the world of impersonations. 

If you take anything away from this episode, I hope it is this catchphrase: What you want to do is just go ahead and jump out of the dirigible. 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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Today, in a 40-minute special, we’ll hear all 13 episodes from the fifth season of Here’s the Tower. These episodes debuted weekly from January to May 2021.

Every second Wednesday this summer, we’ll hear a complete season in its entirety. In five special shows, we’ll take a whirlwind trip through 104 episodes totaling 3 1/2 hours of action-packed entertainment.

You can find credits for the music, guest voices and more info about the individual episodes at kcomposite.com/tower, where you can also see the complete schedule of summer specials.

These are the episodes from Season Three that we’ll hear today:

The Search for Life In the Universe 

Exclusive Interview from Moscow 

Lester’s Mail Bag 

Beers On the Balcony 

Put It On the Bottom 

Casablanca 

Priceland 

Your 7-inch 3-day Forecast 

The Unboxer 

Theme Song Sing Along II 

Dem Cawds 

Fantasy Cabinet Has a Winner 

Chekhov Foxworthy Returns 

Associate producer: Betsy McClimans 

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