Michelle and David, perplexed, are launched into a deep dive of how the hell Americans can protest Memorial Day. It literally makes zero sense that anyone would disrespect those who fought and died for our freedom. What's next, protesting life in general? Is anyone finding it ironic that the assholes who stayed seated during God Bless America are able to do so because of the very people who they are protesting? That's like listening to rap music while protesting 2Pac. Wake up, losers.