
Sign up to save your podcasts
Or


HUZZAH! The audio issues end after this episode!
Oh, and uh... Shit, I gotta think of one of these things now on the spot. Uh... Kazoo turns Volt into mulch? No, we did that one already. I miss when I would just steal these descriptions from YouTubers and make minimal changes. No proof in that, though. Those episodes are lost media!
Volt feels the phantom pain of a gas station pepperoni stick, and Kazoo sits in on the possibly most TMI episode of this podcast so far.
AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT. ONLY ONE MORE, BARE WITH ME!
Kazoo and Volt get busted for selling narcotics to the farmer's cow population outside of backwater town's farm stationed in the middle of nowhere.
AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT.
DISCLAIMER: As stupid as it sounds, the cow bit is not satire. This is REAL.
Volt and Kazoo are thrown into a mulching machine, being turned into finely grated mulch and sold in a hardware store by the pound. Shockingly, nobody wanted to buy remains for their garden.
AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT.
https://elvis.net/
Volt and Kazoo are shot in cold blood outside of YouTube HQ for bringing up Leafy and Spoctor. Nobody stopped by to help them. It was a relatively short-lived day.
AUDIO ISSUES ARE STILL PREVALENT.
Volt's microphone has been killed and replaced by a "highly intelligent" artificial replacement that seems to make the volume on her mic really quiet.
DISCLAIMER: I am aware of the microphone/audio balancing issues. Unfortunately, it seems the next five episodes will be plagued with this. It will be fixed by Episode 36, which is being recorded as of the week of August 11th, 2024.
Kazoo sends Volt down into the depths of a vast canyon. In their defence, I probably deserved it.
Kazoo and Volt get to reunite for the first time in a year and hang out once before not getting to hang out again until 2025. To be fair, hanging out isn't a common occurrence. You'd be pretty shocked. Oh, also Volt's washer and dryer got broken into by a thief.
Volt, and Kazoo die in a hellfire of bullets during a botched robbery of a family-owned hardware store.
Volt, Kazoo, and Volt's grandmother go back in time and fake the moon landing.
From the publisher's feed