Ahhh. Oh, my gosh, PoPo…Urghhf.

—Brrrrr!!!—

A DJ

Unhhh…. Who dropped the bass in this bitch?!

A BAMPHERAMPH:

I was just just getting comfortable...

Yes, Yes…

I been at a rave.

I'm on the flooI'm on the floor—at a rave r—at a rave

“Somebody save me!”

Oh that was….Wait,

That was me, right?

Right? Rage? Right?

Yay...

(Ahhh. I guess I gotta go...higher. YEAH.)

I'M NOT A LIAR!

I'M ON FIRE, I'M ON FIRE

No, do not save me!

This is my D—

—Wait—DNA

I am D.N.R

Do not resuscitate me!

I am fine!

I am not an Earthling,

Or Martian

I am from other…

Hmmm.

What is a planet, I don't speak this language

I did not invite you,

Bitch get out my— hmmm.

What is this word?

I don't know what it means:

It's just a thing.

It's just a thing.

It's just a thing.

It's just a thing.

It's just another Christmas Tree;

It's just another Christmas Eve.

It's just another fucking trumpet

‘Nother Trumpet—What is he?

Another trump another mothetfucker

Another presidential

Mmmmmmmm…..

What The- What The- What The- What The--

What the fuck, America?!

What's the fuck America?!

What is up, America?

And you

Twerk-twerk-twerk!

What the fuck, America?!

What's the fuck, America!?

Don't look up, America—

I'm a jerk-jerk-jerk!

Yuh.

And, I'm still on the floor at a rave.

It's okay!

It's okay--

it's okay!

Ahh—and I just like LA, yeah.

I'm not safe.

I'm not a savior!

I'm here to save ya!

Let me show you my

Cape—ya

Rape? Nah.

Rape—charge?

Get lost.

I am not a “God”

I'm just an honest—

What's “a lot”?

I'm not a “law.”

But this is all of it:

I bought it.

No, you're on it!

No, I am it

I'm a Planet , Ohh--

--God damn

God damn

God damn

God damn bitch!!!

And I just start—

And I just start—

And then I just

Go HAM bitch!

But—I guess—? I —I don't eat meat so—-

I just go:

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie—Tales.

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie

Veggie—Tales.

Whales.

Yuh.

I speak whale, I am Dory!

Uh.

You cannot ignore me!

Nah.

THIS IS MY STORY:

I am the—

I am the—

I am the—

I am the—

I AM THE GLORY.

Bitch,

“I AM.”

“I AM.”

“I AM.”

I am.

HUH.

GET THE FUCK UP!

I am.

I am

I am!

I am!

(Iambic )

10. Skrillex Sandwiches

I like this part, it's like it's like it's like...

Eyyy

Hey.

Hey.

Heya- Hey!!

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