Rusty is feeling African. I tell a horrible seafood story. Rick Rubin causes division.

Mrs. Simulator (doesn't) guest star in this brief episode touching on deep fryers, head squishing, and trust fund crust punks.

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Coming at you, nice and LATE.

Guess what. You guys didn't listen to the disclaimer. I'm shocked

First episode with the full crew. We talk about Flesh Simulator's cult, the new governess of Virginia, historical state-federal border disputes, cryptocurrency, and beyblades.

We gain a new cohost. Rusty is stuck in Primer (2004). We discuss Greenland, ICE, the new UK video game, and as always, Tim Walz.

I talk with my friend Yiannis Katsadas of The Orthochat about friend of the show Tim Walz, the 2024 election (and 2020, 2016, 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000, 1996, 1992 and 1988), Venezuela's absolute dogwalking, the Illuminati, and Angry Birds.

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Rusty's fighting demons. I talk about Epstein's approval rating, and everyone's favorite Chinese asset: Tim Walz

Rusty has been retrieved from the traffickers. We talk about Saudi Arabia, Epstein, and the plot to demoralize us.