Miles takes his wife to Judy's in Galesburg and shines with the waitress, while Bob realizes that rich people also have problems. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/lDCC6LiXnSM Bad AI Transcript of the show this week live streaming is on all right we are sctv is on the air everybody mambo hey everybody uh wait a minute i gotta play the thing no Hey, welcome to the struggle bus. This is Miles. All right. You know, I made that, uh, intro. We got a lot of use out of that intro. I made it 26 years ago. And we're using it still. What is the laughing? I don't know where did the laughing come from in there? Is that you or? No. I do say static. I am the person that says static. But it's like just laughing. I just put some laughing in. It's supposed to be funny. No, I just thought, oh, did he ever take this from a show we did or something? No. Do you remember in college I had these four different CDs that were all sound effects? You used it a lot. Wrong. Those were my CDs, assholes.
No, they weren't. They were mine. No, I had some. I know I bought those. I bought those. They were mine. I don't know where you got those from. No, wrong. I had some. I had at least two of them. You might have had some of your own, but I had some. Which have gone missing for many a year. Yeah, well, okay. They were stolen. No, these were mine. I purchased them. You never had any money in college, man. What fantasy is this that you bought? That's why I remember… I was like, you know. We're selling his blood. We're selling his blood to get sound effects. Andy Warhol, I noted all my purchases back then because I had no money until I remember I bought those. Anyhow, it's from him. Okay. However you remember it, Mr. Mr. Mustache. Gosh. It's gone.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't know that. I just found out after the fact that you had grown a mustache for a while. Yeah. How long did it take you to grow that mustache, by the way? That was almost 30 days. No, I mean to where it was full. I mean, it'd take you 30 days to get that full? Yeah. Wow. I had a full bush at that point, you know. You could have been in a centerfold spread from the 70s. Absolutely. No, I don't know. It was a shitty mustache. I didn't say it was shitty. I just said you look like an asshole. That's all. Well, it's kind of the same thing, is it not? No, not really. Why would I look like an asshole? What do we mean, an asshole? What would I… You look like, with the mustache, you look like you would be somebody who's a prick. Exactly.
Like, hey, you kids get off my lawn, kind of? Yeah, like, you know, you'd back into somebody and be like, hey, what'd you run into me for, jerk? Better watch what you're doing. I fought the war. I own this town, goddammit. I was in the Gulf. I got friends, you know, on the police department. Yeah. They put you in your place. They're like, I was like an asshole. One of those kind of people, you know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. Yeah. I must've triggered something with you. I don't know what. I'm like, Oh my God, look at that. That's triggering. You've been triggered, man. Like, geez, you look like the guy that burned down my house. You're the asshole. Yeah. No, you just look a little more authoritarian, potentially. Oh, I see. You got turned on. You're like, no. You're like, oh. Yeah, I did not get turned on at all. You got a little weird with it. You're like, no. No, I just said, wow, look at that. Yeah. Yeah.
I think the word sexy. And it made your nose look smaller. Your nose looked much smaller as well. I do have a big nose. That's true. Yeah. So kudos to the Grove Ember or whatever the fuck you're calling it. No Shave November. Oh, okay. No Shave November. I think Grove Ember sounds better. Yeah. We just need to change that, please. Yeah. No, I'm done with it. I got rid of it. Come back next November? No? I'm going to try it. Someone said I should go with the goatee as well, so I'm going to try it next year. Oh, yeah. Now, you do the goatee. You'll really look like a douchebag. Yeah, I'm going to go with the soul patch, man. I'm going to be… You look like fucking Guy Fieri with a diabetic in a wheelchair. Yeah. No, I wanted to… I told my wife I was going to do the pork chops. She's like, you better not.
i want to look like nick offerman in that netflix show. He plays chester Arthur. Yeah. I watched that it's pretty good, by the way yeah but you did yeah so but that's not what i want to talk about this week. So this week i was going to talk about, uh, I kind of had a slight epiphany, perhaps. Maybe epiphany is too strong a word. But I'm a douchebag. I didn't grow a mustache for November. Because you can't. No, I cannot. Correct. So you had to be jealous of my shitty mustache. Even with 30 days, I don't think I could have come up with a mustache as good as yours. Thank you. Thank you for admitting it. With the boogers in it. and the crumbs. Yeah. No. So I, uh, you know, uh, I, I, how would I want to say this without giving anything away too much away, I guess. Anyway, I, I have to do certain things for my job and I, you know, have to talk to people who are of some importance from time to time, perhaps. And so, uh,
week or so ago, I was in kansas City. I met up with somebody for my job and, you know, had to have a meeting and uh and i noticed something. Yeah. And I, but it made me feel good. Kind of like i noticed tonight that you you had that picture of your mustache. I was like, yeah, that made me feel better about myself. Yeah, well, good. I'm glad. I'm glad. So this did as well. So, I'm talking to this important person, a person of some importance, and I couldn't help but notice that his glasses were filthy. The bulge in his pants. No, it wasn't the bulge in his pants. Filthy glasses. Filthy. He turned his head, and the light hit him, and I'm like, holy schmoly. It looks like those things, you know, he had blisters,
monkeys grabbing him or something. They're all smudged. Monkeys grabbing him or something. Grabbing the glasses because they're all these fingerprints and yeah i guess i've never heard that before. Monkeys. Well, I'm just like something pawn at his glasses. And I was like, I was like. Maybe he's at a strip place or something. Well, I don't, maybe you're right. I have no clue. I wasn't with him at a strip place, but he could have gone easily. But anyway, I was just like, because I always have this problem. I buy really cheap glasses. They're super cheap. I think the last pair of frames I got was less than $20. It is cheap. Yeah, online. I mean, the glasses, the lenses cost a little more, but the frames themselves, because I get these
you know, no-nonsense kind of things. You know, less than 20 bucks. And he is a man of means, this person I'm talking to. Would this be older than you, younger than you, or the same age? I have no idea. That's a good question. I have no clue. I would say somewhere close to the same, perhaps. Possibly slightly younger. Yeah. But definitely much more upscale And, uh, wow. Uh, yeah, he probably, you know, makes six figures a year. Right. So instead of your three vacations a year, he takes like five, seven figures. What's a million, seven figures. He makes seven figures. He makes seven figures a year easily. Holy crap. And I'm like, look at those smudge glasses. And I'm like, oh my God, what it's an epidemic?
Where did you get the monkeys to play with your glasses? You got some weird fantasies. Well, you're recently out of the country, sir. I bought myself a bunch of monkeys for Christmas last year. Well, not leave my glasses alone. I was, I was, I was, you know, cause you always go into these things and he's obviously very well dressed, uh, you know, has some style to him as opposed to myself. Every cheek. Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. Uh, you know, and you know, he, he looked, he's very intelligent person. And, uh, and so, yeah. And then I look and I'm like, oh my gosh, those glasses. It was like really, you know, it's really like, wow, you're walking around with those on your face. Bella, look at those hands. Look at those tits. Yeah.
Yeah, I was like, it was, you know, a bit of an awakening. I had never really noticed that before with people. You couldn't take your eyes off it, could you? You're like, oh, my God. No, yeah. I was like, I kept, yeah, trying to get glimpses to make sure that I saw what I had seen, right? So that was always a double check, right? You're always like, oh, maybe it wasn't. No, it was. Mr. Grady, I want to see your glasses, Mr. Grady. This guy was, you know. I don't know what he was doing. Changing his oil and then handled his glasses or something. They were all smudged up. Oh, I was out making wine. You never think about these things, huh? Because you wear glasses. Oh, mine are filthy all the time. Mine are extremely filthy. I can clean mine. I don't even hardly leave the house and I have to clean them. How does this happen? You go to bed, next morning you go to put them on and you're like, was I frying bacon or something? What the fuck?
Who's slapping their dick on my glasses? Yeah, right? Yeah. The seven-figure guy, apparently. Greasy Dick. Greasy Dick Johnson. But no, I was just like, I couldn't believe it. And I was like, well, now I feel better that my glasses aren't always pristinely clean. Because look, this guy, he's got… I'm somebody. He's got disposable income out the wazoo. And, you know, I can't keep these glasses clean either, so it's not me. So you thought you were a better man because you saw this, right? Well, I don't know if I was a better man, but I certainly felt better about not having super clean glasses all the time. Yeah. I don't know if that bothers you at all. I guess you don't really care because you look like… Well, first of all, everyone I meet