Miles takes in a show that stretches him to his limits, while Bob can't believe he is still going to concerts. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/sDKVaFMdxRA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week It should be any minute now. I'm coming out. You know, just because Miles wants to hear it. I'm good. Hey everyone, this is Miles. You're very subdued now that we're recording. I don't know what happened to you there. I'm here with my friend Jimmy. I wrote a book of poems. Bingo! It's called How One Bullet Ruined Christmas. That's a good one, isn't it? It's coming out soon. I think that was after he did Liberty Valance. Yeah. It's a book of poetry about bingo, and that's the last poem. Oh, okay. One Bullet Ruined Christmas. It's all about bingo, but you may not want to hear it. I thought you were going to talk about his prison book called Jimmy Stewart, I Like My Soap on a Rope. What, what, what, what?I don't know where to go with that. I don't know. I don't know. This is miles. I just started. I have no, I don't know. I was driving to Chicago. I was just, you know, you put together words. I go, well, maybe funny, like a name of a poem, like how one bullet ruined Christmas, you know, like, uh, as it seemed funny. I don't know. A lot of people that, uh, have that one on their playlist. Yeah. I don't know. You know, just thinking of funny things when you're driving. I'm like, oh, okay, that's funny. Well, speaking, you've just mentioned it. You went on a little bit of an adventure this weekend. Yes. Do you want to tell? I tried to approach you about it on our usual talking ahead of time. And you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.No, no, no. No, my son had got concert tickets to a rock and roll program at Soldier Field this weekend, and I felt obliged to go. I'm talking like my aunt now. It's funny. I felt obliged to go. Why not? Yeah. So I go out to… Go, let's go. Let's do it. And, uh, we got there, no problems. And we ate at our favorite restaurant. I'll plug for a place called twin anchors, which is like the best rib joint in Chicago. Uh, it's sinatra's old place. You know, he used to hang out there. They filmed a couple movies there, including one of the batman movies. It's pretty cool. It's in the neighborhood, old town, uh, got to talk to the manager a little bit, you know?Uh, I was hitting around for free cocktails and food, but you know, that didn't happen, you know, and, uh, sure. But it is what it is. It is what it is. And then, uh, it is what it is. We got to see, uh, you know, the old neighborhood where my dad grew up at that was right by there in old town there. And, uh, we, uh, my son's like, there's a pop-up store. He goes, before we check in. Right. Yeah. To the fleabag hotel that we are in. Which hotel did you stay at? Which one? I thought we were at the Congress, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, Congress. And I was mistaken. We were close to it, but we were actually not at the Congress. I'm like, oh. Oh, you weren't at the Congress. No, I'm glad I checked my phone because I would have walked right in and demanded a room over the room that I didn't have. Where's my room at, buddy? Listen, mate. Listen, mate. I'm talking to Al Capone.Yeah. Right. Yeah. My dad's from Chicago. Kiss it. And he goes, listen, uh, it's going to be a little bit of a hike, but, uh, there's like a pop-up store for this concert. Right. I'm like, okay. And, uh, so we're going down and you see everyone wearing their concert shirts, all these young folk, you know, all these guys in their twenties. Did you say who you were seeing? I don't know if you mentioned that yet. Yes. Uh, it was called the very best of bread. So the band bread was getting back together. And, uh, I'm a big fan of the song. If, as you know, no, we were going to see, uh, yeah. Then why can't I pay you? Oh, but you seem to know it pretty well.

War of the Worlds with Colin from The Nostalgia Pit In a conversation with Colin from the Nostalgia Pit, the discussion revolves around a recent movie titled "War of the Worlds," featuring Ice Cube and others, which is critiqued for its poor production quality and reliance on technology like Zoom and Teams for storytelling. The hosts joke about the film's absurdity, including its advertisement-heavy content and the portrayal of characters, particularly Ice Cube's role as a "master hacker." The movie's plot is convoluted, involving aliens that feed on data, and culminates in a ridiculous twist involving Amazon's delivery service saving the day. The Nostalgia Pit https://youtube.com/live/QafH7SWsN4M Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome. I'm having a conversation here with Colin from the Nostalgia Pit. You can see that right there. Link. E slash Nostalgia Pit. You can go see it and check it out. I sat with you and your co-host, which I've forgotten his name, even though you just said it like two moments ago for a show. And I got you. What do you want to say? I begged you not to do this. Well, you kind of challenged me not to do it because I think I mentioned it and then you took it as a challenge. I feel like this is like one of those episodes of a bad sitcom. You're like, well, I'll do it. I will do it. And I'm like, no, you don't have to do it. It's okay. You don't have to do it. I have a love for bad movies. Okay. They're not all bad movies are created equal. But when, when, when I hear something that like, Hey, this is potentially the worst movie that's ever come out before. Yeah. I'm like, you know,that tickles my intrigue. I guess it set you off good because you're like, I will, you took a challenge that was, I wasn't even throwing down the gauntlet at all. I'm just like, yeah, this movie sucks oh yeah no and then you you said i'll bet you five dollars that you won't sit through the whole thing. Did I say that you did it's on record on the podcast. I never remember exactly. So I owe you five dollars so we'll barely I'll get your Venmo or something at the end here. Set it up somehow. Or maybe I can just send you some swag. Whatever works. I'll take it. So the movie we were talking about is the latest incarnation of War of the Worlds. This one's starring Ice Cube. The kid from Diary of the Wimpy Kid who played the older brother, which I cannot remember his name.And one of the Desperate Housewives, as well as some other people. It's got a computer. And it's got every computer tech giant program that you want to advertise. Yeah, maybe. It seemed to be reliant a lot on Zoom and Teams. Well, Zoom and Microsoft Teams are very big. Yes, that is big. But also, I mean, he's on Google. He's on YouTube. Oh, yeah. Facebook, you know, watching stuff on CNN, Fox News. Like it's, you know. It's an advertisement. It's never. Yeah. Yeah. It's an advertisement. All right. Well, I wouldn't call it an advertise a good advertisement at this point. All those people probably distance themselves from this movie, in my opinion. But I don't know about that. I think that I think it's it's it's.working in the ways that it needs to work because it's generating clicks. Clicks are, it's like, it's one of those things where rage bait and like click bait are, are two real things in this, you know, commodification of, of information in this age. And so a lot of people will post things to make people angry and like trolling or whatever, you know, you see it in the food world. Or some of these recipes, they're presenting it like it's totally absurd. Or like it's totally real when it is totally absurd. And then it gets the people going in the comments. And then they share it. And then people start reacting to it. But all that stuff, it's the same as good clicks, bad clicks. Sometimes a click is a click. And so I feel like their numbers are pretty good because of how many podcasts and everything are talking.

Weird, Wild, Cinema with Doc Sleaze They delve into the world of exploitation films, with Doc expressing a preference for lower-budget genres such as horror and crime, while also noting the cultural differences in war films from various countries, especially between British and American perspectives during World War II. They highlight notable directors like Roger Corman, Jesus Franco, and Lucio Fulci, who are known for their contributions to exploitation cinema. The conversation also touches on the evolution of film distribution, particularly the transition from direct-to-video to streaming platforms, and the emergence of contemporary exploitation films. Weird Wild Cinema https://youtube.com/live/Awey_cdJNyA Bad AI Transcript you know, people are like worried about what somebody's doing as if all these people don't do things themselves. I mean, chances are pretty good they have sex or they masturbate in their spare time. Everybody looks at pornography. We've all at one time or another looked at it. Right. I mean, as long as it's not creeping into your… Exactly, yeah. you're not at work doing these things in front of, you know, people who don't want them to happen in front of them, then you're probably okay. Right. Yeah, exactly. You know, I'm a great believer in that. What you do in private, as long as it's legal ish, as long as you do it in private, you know, as long as it's all between consenting adults, then no problem. Yeah. So, uh,This is Bob, and this is Doc, and we're doing a conversation. We're going to talk about Doc Loves Movies, and I know Doc through The Overnightscape. So, Frank's Overnightscape universe, can we call it that at this point? Now that everybody has their own universe, can Frank have the Overnightscape universe? Is that possible? I think he's probably the only person I know who does. Because, you know, that's what they're branding all these, all these things as the, you know, the various universes. So there you go. I think we can call that the overnight. And, and so, yeah, I thought it'd be fun to have a chat and we were, we're kind of jumped in the middle a little bit. Doc was just telling me about a person who had a horrorsite and got themselves in a little bit of hot water because they worked in childcare and somebody's like, you can't, those two things are incongruous and can't happen in the same world apparently. So I didn't, I didn't know that, but I mean, everything happens at the same time. So, you know, who knows what's going on, but tell me doc, what's, so if you had to say, these are my, films of interest, like genre-wise, or not even genre, but maybe it goes across genres. How would you describe your film intake? Probably the most basic description would be exploitation. Generally lower-budgeted films, but not always. The trade in genres that can range from, you know, horror, through science fiction, crime even, crime. Occasionally they do actually verge on pornography. Most exploitation does because I'm afraid nudity sex and nudity sells. Yeah, there you go. That's, you know, that I'm afraid is a fact. As does violence. Sadly, it shouldn't. Yeah.Yeah, and there's all sorts of sub-genres. There's some I don't like so much. I don't like Nazi exploitation particularly. As far as them being the villain or them being the hero? Well, Nazi exploitation basically films, they're set against the background of World War II. Ilse, what was she called? Oh, She-Wolf. She-Wolf. Yeah, She-Wolf. I really don't want that sort of thing. Because, well, I'm old enough and not old enough to remember World War II. Obviously, it ended some time before I was born. But I grew up with relatives. Right, yeah. They served in World War II. And, you know, that was just something that was off. And it is a particularly unpleasant thing, I think. I just really don't think that concentration campsand genocide are a suitable subject for exploration. To put them as the backdrop of your film.

Bob rents heavy machinery from McLovin, while Miles gets put in his place at the pharmacy. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/A7L0hgP4QSA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Oh, yeah. Okay. I swear to God, you just said my butthole. No. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles with Static Radio. Talking about his butthole. Talking about Bob's b-hole, apparently. Mm-hmm. Oh, whatever he's into. Considering the week you've had. Yeah, that's true. That's true, yeah. I believe, wasn't it in Clerks, all holes filled three? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know. At the good old video store there? I don't know what I think about that. I can't talk about some things that happen to me. Yeah, talk about everything that happens to your old uncle Miles. I've got secrets. It changes. Tell me, Miles is a secret boy. That's right. I've got lots of secrets. You hear one? Can't tell you.Oh my goodness. I'm tired. So, you know, I've been doing yard work. Yeah, I'm always doing the yard work. I've been doing a lot of DIY stuff, you know. Yeah, you love doing that. Down in yonder. I don't know. Do it yourself, right? Yes. And I've rented I talked about renting the stump grinder a while back. I've rented a couple more things since then. One of them was a little mini bulldozer thing. Like a bobcat? Like a bobcat, but even smaller. You stand on the back of it And you got a big scoop and you scoop up stuff. I've been moving rocks. Skid loader. Like a skid loader. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Did you just look that up or something? I know rednecks. I speak redneck. I speak redneck. Yeah. Continue on. Some other languages. Yeah. So anyway, the place that I go to get these things, it's like a family run.you know, kind of place. And so, you know, there's on the inside, I mentioned on the outside, those guys, you know, we were going to outside on the inside. It's, it, it's like a grandpa and his grandson, uncle Jesse that work. No, not uncle Jesse, but the kid who the younger one, right. But he's, You know, he's not that young. He's probably like 30 or something. Yeah. Looks like McLovin. Ha ha ha! with a glass like christopher mince plentz his name is and looks like mcglovin he's got glasses. He's just kind of gawky and gangly and and he's always like frantic. Every time i go there to get something, you know, he's frantic. Or more so bringing it back because so like normal when you get it, I mean, he goes through and gives you the paper. You gotta sign away your life, you know, on this line that says basicallyyou're responsible if you kill yourself or you kill anyone else, or, you know, you lose a digit or two, um, you got to sign all this stuff. And, uh, you know, you guys, where you got big weekend plan. And, uh, yeah, I was going to hang out with you. What do you think? Yeah. And so then, so I bring them back the skid loader. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, and so he usually checks you back in. So you, you come in and he's, he's like, okay. And he's like, is it out? It's outside. Yeah. It's out the side door. Woo. He runs out there, you know, and he checks it over to make sure I haven't broken it. Um, yeah. And checks to make sure I put gas in it. Cause that's one of the big, sure. Yeah.you have to spray it down. You can't bring it back all filthy. Right. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Spaz. So then, but this one last time I went, he, he did that and he goes, okay, nobody's here yet. Uh, bring it on around back and we'll get it off the trailer. Uh, and, uh, I'm like, okay, so I drive around into the yard and, uh, I'm, you know, get parked and I'm doing the wind down, you know, to put the foot down so you can take a hitch off the back of the thing there. Oh, yeah. And, oh, my God, I thought he was going to throw a fit. I wasn't doing it fast enough. Come on, man. He's like, he, he, he,

Miles gets tough with an authority figure, while Bob sees what goes on behind the scenes. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/mUUr3NLwi14 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Hey, everybody. What are we saying? This is Bob. Marijuana. Hey, everyone. Miles. Is that another version? Yes, it is. Last verse. Oh, is that from your high school days? No, that's from the song, actually. The real song. Oh, okay. I had no idea. Weird wow stuff. That's right. You would not know that, I know. I know, well… a native speaker like yourself i know you love to impress people with your ability to speak yes spanish i love spanish love it It's your best thing. Makes me feel good all inside. Glad all over. Yeah. And then some. And then some. So… You okay there? Yeah, I'm just going to hack up some loogie while I'm going to mute myself. Well, hey, every night, every time we record, it's like you just got home from football practice. I got mesothelioma or something. Do you really? I don't know. I just guessed. You got everything. Anything they advertise, you got it. You got it. You got it.No, I'm all right. I need all the drugs. I got it. I'm so tired of being dead. I'm so tired of being dead. Won't you put a tombstone above my head? Everybody. Yeah. They were already old when they started that group. They weren't that old. Older than me. No, they were not. Yes, all of them were. Negative. Nope. What? Nope. I would look that up, my friend. You would be wrong. At the time they started, not now. You would be wrong. You would be wrong. Who was younger than me when that group started? Roy Orbison. You're such an idiot. Roy Orbison, the oldest one. He was 75 when that group started. Look it up. It's true. Look it up. All right. I meant when the group started, not today. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. When that group started, I was like 30 or something. Right. And Roy Orbison definitely was not 30. No, I'm saying your age now. I mean, you're like 75 or something. No, you said my age now. No, I didn't. I said not my age now.No, you said no. You said my age now. No. There was not a not in it. Swear to God. Anyhow, let's not talk about them anymore. Hey. So… Yeah, let's talk about me for once. Talk about you and your… For once, okay. Your freaking obsession with old rock stars. Yeah. Everybody. Yeah, okay, enough. We don't need to hear it. We did Red and the Monkey Man. We're hot up for cash. Yeah, okay. All right, go ahead. So anyway, you've been making fun of me because I've been trying to be a more active person. To be a man. In my past. I'm not a gym person, per se. Right. I've not been a gym person You know, I did, you know, in high school, in school, go to gym. And then, you know, I had to go to the gym in college because I hurt my leg so bad. That's where I had to go for rehabilitation when I hurt my leg. But I've not been an avid, you know, gym rat kind of person. So here lately I've been going and trying to do some stuff, you know.You made fun of me for doing aqua aerobics. So I've been swimming, right? Like swimming laps and things. Right. And so I've noticed a trend at the gym. So I go early in the morning. I go first. My wife and I go together. We go and we swim. And, you know, we put in our time, do our regiment, whatever you want to call it. And then, you know, because everything's segregated by men and women, she goes to the women's locker room. Right, right. What were you thinking I was going to say? No, you know, I mean, you live by St. Louis and you start talking about segregation. I go, oh, geez, I don't. Oh, no. And then I go to the men's locker room. Yeah. Here recently, I've noticed a trend. Men with uncircumcised penis. No, that wasn't where I was going with that. I was just trying to speed along your story a little bit. I'm sorry. Have I taken too much time for you?Well, no,

This Week Welcome to LeMent Tonight, where host Bob welcomes comedian Cali Haan from Clean Mic. After some initial technical difficulties, the show kicks off with Cali's humorous anecdotes about her experiences, including being bullied by a coworker who resembles a hippie and her interactions at a sober support group. Cali shares her unique job as a forest fire lookout, detailing the challenges she faces with remote living and the monotony of her observations. The conversation shifts to her comedy career, particularly her involvement in Zoom comedy, which has become a platform for those with mobility or financial constraints. Throughout the show, Cali engages in comedic banter with Bob and the audience, discussing various topics and even participating in a game where they riff on words related to their assigned characters. The show wraps up with encouragement for Cali's comedic journey and a humorous reflection on her life experiences. Cali Haan https://youtu.be/NpyJOQVyzNs Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome to Lament Tonight. You can all dance. Tonight's guest is Callie Hahn from Clean Mic on Thursdays at 11 o'clock Pacific here on Plausible. And I guess we'll get right toWelcome, everybody. Now we have some difficulties here for a couple minutes, but everything's working now. But not to the satisfaction of at least one audience member. But that's okay, right? There's no big deal. We're not going to let that ruin our night, are we? No? Everybody is so lively. I can't believe it. So Callie Hahn is here from Clean Mic. Callie and Kim do the Clean Mic show each week or almost each week. We'll put it that way, right? And Callie, why don't you go ahead and I'll bring you up on stage here. Thanks, Bob. Let's do the…Let's do some bits here. Hey,Super to see you. My name's Callie. I'm from Canada. And some nights you are so sexy, yeah? Young men stare at you left and right. You finish your piece of pizza, throw out the plate and realize, oh, those guys just wanted my pizza. Okay, cool. True story. True story. Let's get real right away. How about that? Yeah. I'm getting bullied at work. I'm getting bullied at work by a hippie. Yeah. I'm getting bullied by a guy that looks like Jesus. Okay. He's like, he's like, forgive them father, but never forgive Callie. You know, It's so weird when your enemy is a hippie because I thought my enemy was the man. I'm basically a hippie. I just have good taste. I try to turn the situation around. I say, hey man, the cosmos. Hey man, lava lamp. He just stares at me with long hair hate andUm, I think he wants to kick me too, but he only wears sandals. So who cares? Anyways, um, I even tried to apologize, but he hates it when I say words. So I try to say less and less words, even less and less letters. Like I say, hi, bye, huh, but you know, do you think that'll work? anyway also I got problems at my support group, at my sober support group is a mean lady, Linda, who hates me, but the support group gives free coffee and muffins. So I keep going back, you know and I know Linda hates me because if I speak again if I speak she digs her fingers into her muffin so hard. that it breaks. Yeah. So for a while I felt so bad inside. I was like, sorry, Linda. No, sorry, sorry, sorry. But then one day I was like, Oh, wait a minute. What makes you so great, Linda? Like everyone here crappy, you know? So, so then I had so much, uh, support group coffee. I felt suicidal, homicidal, but not towards Linda. No, I wanted toMurder the coffee. Yeah. And then I prayed. Yeah, I prayed. I prayed for Linda. I said, dear God, please make Linda relapse so she doesn't come anymore. Yeah, and Linda switched groups, so cool. And now I eat Linda's muffin because that's what God wants, clearly. Yeah, I wish my enemies knew I'm so, so very spiritual, you know, like don't you miss those old school Jesus days when everything was a miracle, you know, like in one story, such a beautiful story,

Lonnie Zamora The Lonnie Zamora incident, a notable UFO sighting that occurred in 1964 in Socorro, New Mexico. A police officer, Lonnie Zamora, reported seeing a metallic object and two figures in white coveralls after investigating a loud noise and flame in the sky. The discussion explores various theories about the incident, including military tests and elaborate hoaxes, while also touching on the humorous and absurd elements of the situation, like the idea of aliens just taking a break. Throughout, the hosts engage in playful banter, including a quiz about the details of the incident. 1000 Crazy Questions https://youtube.com/live/RuGBu6GQbXQ

Scalarious Join Bob in conversation with 1 Nick, and hear his wild story about friendship, hardship, and giving away a kidney. 2 Nicks 1 Cup https://youtube.com/live/R_OP0qr61T0 Bad AI Transcript Hey everybody and welcome. This is Bob. And today I am talking to one Nick of the possible two Nicks, but always only one cup. Is that correct? Yes. Always one cup. Only one cup ever. You never go like a Nick and three cups or two Nicks and five cups or anything like that? Sometimes we do two Nicks, one Bob. Okay. Where's the other nick at then? We're missing it. You know, he, during the day, it's tougher schedule with him because he's from socal and with his business, so sometimes it gets harder for him to do these interviews with me. So I kind of became, like, I always try to tell people, like, when it comes to us, we're kind of like joe rogan and theo Vaughn, like,At the end of the day, Joe Rogan always became the face of it. It's the same way. I became the face, and I was the one that decided to do all the interviews. I got you. I see what you're saying. You know what? I have a similar situation sometimes here. I have a co-host. His name is Miles Tidal, and he never shows up during the day. I think the guy's a vampire, to be honest with you. He always shows up at night. it'd be like that. Yeah, exactly. So, uh, I was on pod match. I got a note from nick and he's like, Hey, guess what? I think, uh, we should probably talk because i'm not reading this verbatim by the way. Uh, but because of the humor. And so i'm like, all right, Nick. All right. One Nick. I wasn't sure. Uh,Let's talk. So tell me, let's start out of the gate, because I always hate it when people are like, we'll talk about what you're doing at the end. No, let's talk about it right now. So people can go listen to your show at Podbean, Two Knicks, One Cup. How would you describe Two Knicks, One Cup to a person who didn't know anything about it? I'll tell you. So my Two Knicks, One Cup started… With me and another live streamer, because I started off. Yes. Yes. And so me and DJ boy, AKA Nick number two, we started the podcast as two live streamers. And it was because the live stream game has changed. And in the world of content, it really isn't about content now. It's really just about people throwing money and kind of just recycling. And it's just not genuine. It's just not genuine. That impression is what you're telling me. You mean the impression. Yeah. So it started getting to the point where it didn't matter. TikTok favorited it.see to where I was a top badge, meet me where I stand in the top 1000 out of 7 million streamers all time. Like, you know, at the end of the day, it all became a money grab and just people just shifting money. So I had a bunch of my number one gifters, a few of them being top badge, top content creators that said, Nick, you're better than this. Go do a podcast, okay? You make people laugh. You talk about things that are serious. You're all over the board with your sense of humor, and you're all over the board with where you stand on what you talk about. So go start a podcast. So my podcast ended up starting with content creating and ended up going everywhere. Okay.I mean, if you look at my episodes, it goes everywhere from mental health to traditional lives versus independent boss lives, from everything from Nick's rants to continent blocking, which is when you block somebody trying to date a girl from another continent because you're trying to date her. Mm-hmm. I've never heard of that. Yes. Everybody knows what cock blocking is. We have continent blocking. Continent blocking. Okay. I didn't even know that was a thing, to be honest with you. I made it a thing. Does that happen all the time? It does in the live streamer world. Oh, okay. A lot of people from Australia tend to date U.S. A lot of people from the U.S. date people from the U.K., And a lot of us date people from Canada. So when you say date, though,

Bob is surprised because Miles actually showed up after he was invited to play pinball in McLean. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/tecH59aeamI Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I'm like, Ash. Apparently, you don't invite Miles' title over. It only perpetuates it. I'm trying to drink, jerk, all right? Thanks a lot. Hey everybody, what we're saying is this is Bob and I'm chiplets and your house smells like ash. We got this new Glade freshener. It smells like ass. That's right, honey. Smells like ass. Fresh ass. With a name like ass, it's got to be good. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Yeah. Welcome. You never know what's going to come out of Miles' mouth just before I hit the record button. I know. Last week, I was talking about top guys and bottom guys, and this week, this house smells like ass. This house smells like ass. It does. It's your house. Do something. Get some sage or something. I live with like 20 animals and two other humans. It smells like ass around here, right? Yeah.Are you trying to blame somebody for this? If I could open the windows right now, I would. I mean, are you not partially at fault, perhaps? You know what? I just had a dog unbeknownst to me eat out of the litter and put her snout on my arm and left shitty litter on my forearm. I had to go wash off Right after our pre-show chit-chat that we like to do. Yeah, nice. Gross. A little pecan sandy. Yeah, nice. I want to see that. I don't know. Your house. I'm glad your house has filters built in and stuff and magical shit. You know, whatever. Actually, we do have some. I know. I know. You have some weird thing. Hapafelter. Yeah, I know. You got all sorts of cool stuff. Yeah, we got all kinds of weird stuff going on here. Yeah, I've been there. Been there. Yeah, exactly. It's like Scaramunga. He's got all this cool stuff. Nick, Nick. Scaramunga.Yeah. I have a little guy lives in the walls. Does my bidding. He dresses real nice. So, uh, apparently just like a, um, you know, like an eclipse every few years, uh, miles and I actually saw each other in person, uh, on Saturday. We had our, uh, Mandate. So, yeah. Mandate. Sounds like a court order or something. It was a mandate. No, I was just kidding. No, I happened, I was tagging along on a business, pseudo business trip with my wife to Bloomington, Illinois. I said, Miles, there's this really interesting place in McLean. called Arcade Unlimited. I thought it was a strip club. I was like, okay. That's right. You're like, Arcade? I know all her work. Oh, yeah. And I said, why don't you come over? We'll go check this thing out. It's got all these pinball machines and stuff like that, games and whatnot. And, you know, I threw it out there. I said, I'm going to go. Whether you go or not, I'm going. Mm-hmm.And, you know, I figured about 50, 50 chance. I figured it at 50, 50. My wife was more like a 70, 30. Yeah. That you would not even show up. Yeah. But you did. I did. And I was early. Yeah. And you were early. Exactly. Actually, the funny thing about you being early, let me, uh, I got to look here and see if I can find it. So I took a picture of, I was kicking around waiting for, you know, I was a little early waiting for you to show up and, oh, you aren't in my picture. That's what I was looking for. And I took a picture of a Coca-Cola, like on the side of a brick building, somebody had, they painted like a Coca-Cola sign.advertisement and a thing for a barbershop. And I took a picture and the next thing i know, I'm walking in that direction and there's a guy flipping me off. It was you! It was me! About 10 minutes early, which is like unheard of. Oh, I was 20 minutes early at least. Oh no, I know you're only 10 minutes early because i mean, tops was 15 because i was just walking around killing 15 minutes because i was early. Well, I knew you'd be early. I'm like, he's early. I know it. Yeah. And then there he is. I'm like,

Miles' chances fate at the neighborhood Walmart, while Bob continues a journey of firsts in his life. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RVlt-esAFEs Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey, my workstation. This is Bob. Oh, you started recording that. You jerk. Frickin' jerk, man, for recording that, man. That's some bullshit, man. Oh, my gosh. That is some bullshit. That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. All right, let's edit that out, man. I want people to know. Editor. We'll fix that in post. We'll fix it in post. Yeah, thanks. Fix it in post. I'm on top again. Yeah? Yeah. Well, I know you have some ego problems, so. Well, no. I have some problems. Oh, my God. You were like on one tonight. You were on a tear. I got one less problem without you. Mm-hmm. You know that? Yeah, you're trouble tonight. Walmart for Christ's sake. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you'd already went. I already went. Yeah. Every time you go Walmart, when you're in one of these snits, you get yourself in trouble. I know. I just went there to get a story. I'm like, man, I need something like weirdos to do some weird stuff. If I walk around the store long enough, my, uh, uh,my sweatpants who don't have a drawstring will fall down and that'll be a funny story. You know, that is not too far from the truth, actually. That's the funny part. The soiled shirt I've been wearing all week. You know, say something about it. I would hope that wouldn't happen tonight because I'm wearing like these old Chicago bear, like boxer underwears and they're full of holes. I refuse to throw it away. And my wife is like, please, please throw those away. And I go, no, I will not until they win the Superbowl again. I will not throw these away. This is like the flag. You don't throw it away. You burn it. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, these are like the nastiest, holiest things, you know. I mean, if I leave my drawers, people are going to see like a lot of stuff dangling and stuff because it's just the way it is. Because I got pendulous butt cheeks.i don't even know what that means my nickname in high school was clackers yeah Oh, nice. They call me metronome. Oh, there was a kid in high school that had a lot of back acne and they used to call him pizza ass. How did you get through that? It wasn't me. It wasn't me, dude. All right. Yeah, unfortunately, he had a hearing problem. He kept saying, boy, everybody says I'm a piece of ass. Which is weird, the boys' locker room. Yeah, you're right. Well, hey, you take it where you can get it. Yeah, I try not to spend a lot of time in the boys' locker room. Even as an adult. I hope you don't spend time. Coach Tidal, what are you doing staring at us? You're a weirdo, man. You've got some weird stuff going on. I'm doing jock check, son. Just a jock check. It's a swimming class. Oh. Always be prepared. Safety first.You never know when an errant kick gets you right in the jimmies, you know? Although, I know I've told you this before, but my dad went to Chicago school and they said they had to swim naked all the time. Right. We're playing shirts and skins and water polo, kids. That's weird, man. If they would have said, okay, you're all going to swim naked, I'd be like, I'm taking the zero right now. I'm taking the zero. It was normal back then. I mean, people just ran around naked. No, come on. That's weird, man. No, it was all part of the culture. Okay. Hey, you swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. You swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. I swim naked. Hell, we went to class naked. It's all naked. That guy. We called the nudie school. I said, you go to nudie school? Yeah, I went to nudie school. I don't think my dad went to nudie school, jerk. You freaking jerk. I'm pretty sure he did. Nah, come on. My dad went to Waller High School. Screw you, man.Hey, he's a baller from Waller, the nudie school. Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. Well, you remember last week,