So in this episode Asher and Vix cover the perils of Waldorf education (a system of education created by wacky German Rudolph Steiner), including but not limited to: 

GNOMES!

CHILDREN BEING DENIED THE USE OF PLASTICS!

and

THE TECHNOLOGY DEMON

Note: Asher may sound like he's disassociating in this episode and he is, but he's fine, we promise.