An audio edition of a set of myths written by Pastor Vix for First Church of The Morning Star, this is part one.

Don't Take the Bait (Discussion of Sanhedrin 106A) by Rabbi Levi Y. New for The Montreal Torah Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rb0hkWWLy0&t=1141s&ab_channel=MontrealTorahCenter

A non-exhaustive discussion of weddings, marriage, what to do about marriage and the clergy and other stuff related to that in Satanism.  Incidentally the "Marry whoever you want" policy is intended to extend exclusively to consenting adults, but we assume you already assumed that.

In this episode Pastor Johnny and Pastor Vix discuss Tongzhi theology, a queer Chinese liberation theology, its conceptions of the divine, their own conceptions of the divine, Vix's childhood, the word "hypostasis" and so much more.  

Enjoy!

A sermon on Azazel and the goat.  We will now also be uploading First Church of The Morningstar sermons here.  Please enjoy!

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the anti-JK Rowling, English author Storm Constantine, and her delightfully occulty series "Wraeththu" which feature beautiful egg laying twinks who can reproduce amongst themselves, a cowboy who kills god, an entire society of horse girls, GENDER and SO MUCH MORE.  

Storm loves trans people and giving characters you love (and characters you hate, and characters you can't remember) happy endings, unlike Rowling who hates both of those, so if you want a dose of magical fiction to compensate for your ruined childhood, you've come to the right place.

So in this episode Asher and Vix cover the perils of Waldorf education (a system of education created by wacky German Rudolph Steiner), including but not limited to: 

GNOMES!

CHILDREN BEING DENIED THE USE OF PLASTICS!

and

THE TECHNOLOGY DEMON

Note: Asher may sound like he's disassociating in this episode and he is, but he's fine, we promise.

In this episode Asher and Vix delve deep into the realm of early Christian heresies, discussing such fascinating topics as: How many is three? To what extent exactly is Jesus his own dad? Was Jesus Neo/Superman? and many more.

So it's been a while, but since we're all locked helplessly in quarantine we've started doing a fun new thing called "Satanic Storytime" where we read aloud public domain occult classics so we don't have to die of boredom and neither do you.

Enjoy!

Join Asher and Vix as they discuss Jackalopes, the light fixture section at Lowes, not advocating intellectual property theft and how to ascend mystically.

This episode is, as always, not appropriate for children and music is as always by Electric Mirrors.