So it's been a while, but since we're all locked helplessly in quarantine we've started doing a fun new thing called "Satanic Storytime" where we read aloud public domain occult classics so we don't have to die of boredom and neither do you.

Enjoy!

Join Asher and Vix as they discuss Jackalopes, the light fixture section at Lowes, not advocating intellectual property theft and how to ascend mystically.

This episode is, as always, not appropriate for children and music is as always by Electric Mirrors.

Join Asher and Vix as they climb further up the big magical tree thing that is the Klipothic spheres and tunnels and discuss such subjects as: Why you shouldn't summon Beelzebub indoors (because that's how we get ants), what demon to invoke for inspiration when you're on the can, and how no one knows anything about sphere 4: Gasheklah as far as they can tell except that maybe you have to get naked.

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss their magical journey through the Kliphoth (Qliphoth, Qlippoth no one knows how to spell this word), what to expect in the mysterious spheres of the tree of knowledge, and of course, how difficult it is to transliterate Hebrew.

In this episode Asher and Vix stay up late talking about how to use your genitals like one of those magical objects that grants wishes when rubbed, how to get it on with demons, why Castro Clones are all actually homunculi created for an unknown esoteric purpose, and how your hosts are fucking their way towards spiritual enlightenment.

Warning: In case that didn't make it clear, this episode is... NOT FOR MINORS

Music is by Electric Mirrors

Hail Satan

In this episode Asher and Vix explore the latter part of Aleister Crowley's life and discuss such topics as: Punk houses! Child rearing practices! Heroin!  Spiritual enlightenment through anal in the desert on mescaline! And MANY more!

In this episode Asher (the great beast 666) and Vix (the scarlet "woman") discuss occultist, mountain climber, poet, and power bottom Aleister Crowley's life up to the book of the law and a bit after including such exciting topics as: Wizard battles!  Sodomy!  How to impress your girlfriend using goetic magic!  Baptizing vegetables! AND SO MANY MORE!

This episode is less edited than usual because we forgot.  As always this podcast is really not for minors.

Our sources include:

The Confessions of Aleister Crowley by Aleister Crowley

Wikipedia

The Last Podcast On The Left

Additionally here's a picture of Rose, beast-boy's first wife:

The music is as always Somehow Satan Got Behind Me by Electric Mirrors.

In this episode Vix and Asher discuss the Divine Androgyne, the Infernal Androgyne, the temperature of *censored* and much much more.

As always THIS PROGRAM IS NOT FOR MINORS.

In this episode (after a long hiatus) Vix and Asher return to discuss the difference between morality and virtue in Luciferianism, what Luciferian morality and virtue consist of, Chumbawumba, and apotheosis and are unexpectedly attacked by Ziggy The Star Cat (AKA: The Fast Zombie of Love)

In this episode Asher and Vix discuss the father of modern Satanism, they have daddy issues.

This podcast discusses adult themes and is not for minors.

Music is as always by Electric Mirrors.