In this deeply personal episode of Gnome Talk, I open up about a season of profound loss, my best friend, my younger sister, two aunts, and most recently, my grandmother.

I don’t have all the answers about death, the afterlife, or what comes next, but I do have lived experience, intuitive moments, and a kind of peace that has helped me stay grounded through it all. This episode isn’t about beliefs, it’s about presence, connection, and the mysterious threads that help us hold grief without falling apart.

I share the story of being present with my grandfather in his final moments, the intuitive pull to visit my grandmother just before she passed, and the quiet knowing that even without certainty there can still be meaning, love, and peace.

If you’re navigating grief, this episode is for you.

🙏 We don’t have to know everything to hold each other through something.

💬 Share your experience in the comments, and subscribe for more episodes of spiritual reflection, gnome wisdom, and real conversations.

Gnome Blessings to all who grieve, all who hold space, and all who still find beauty in the face of endings.

In this episode, we explore a quiet truth many of us forget: the earth misses us.

And we miss it, too.

Modern life makes it easy to stay disconnected, to move from screen to screen, place to place, without ever truly stepping outside and being. But what happens when we pause for just ten minutes… and return?

This episode is for anyone who’s been feeling tired, rushed, foggy, or just… off. It’s a gentle reminder that your body, your spirit, and the soil beneath your feet are all part of the same sacred rhythm—and it’s okay to slow down enough to hear it.

✨ In this episode:

— How modern life trains us to treat nature as optional

— Why ten minutes outside can ground you more than an hour online

— Letting go of guilt and hustle to reclaim presence

— Gnomean reflections on harmony with nature and the sacred ordinary

— Why slowing down isn’t lazy, it’s listening

This isn’t about grand rituals. This is about bare feet in the grass. Looking at the sky. Touching a leaf. Breathing in the wind like it remembers your name.

Come back to the world that never stopped waiting for you.

🧡 Join the Church of Gnome or become an ordained minister (human or pet!):

👉 https://www.ChurchOfGnome.org

🌱 Gnome Blessings. May the next breeze find you still.

Somewhere along the way, many of us stopped trusting joy.

We learned to brace for disappointment.

We mistook numbness for strength.

We forgot that laughter, peace, and wonder aren’t luxuries—they’re part of what keeps us whole.

In this special episode of Gnome Talk, we explore the slow return of joy and why it matters.

You’ll hear:

🌿 Why sadness became our default

🌿 The deeper spiritual role of joy—not as escape, but as healing

🌿 How to gently reintroduce joy into your life, even alongside grief

🌿 Gnomean perspectives on joy as sacred, grounded, and communal

🌿 A closing blessing to help you carry joy into the days ahead

This episode is for anyone who’s felt stuck, tired, or uncertain about whether happiness is still meant for them.

It is. And you’re not alone.

✨ Let joy feel normal again. You deserve that. We all do. ✨

A journey into stillness, intuition, and inner contact.

There is a moment—just before sleep—when the noise of the world fades, and something deeper begins to stir. In this episode, we explore that sacred in-between space, a threshold known across cultures, now honored in Gnomean spirituality as the place where the veil lifts inward.

✨ What you’ll experience in this episode:

The ancient and scientific understanding of the liminal state before sleep

Gnomean insights into inner contact and intuitive knowing

A gentle nightly practice to connect with the spiritual and the self

How the principles of Inner Peace, Openness to Mystery, and Intuitive Self-Trust guide this journey

Why not all contact happens “out there”—and why that’s a good thing

Whether you believe gnomes are literal elemental beings, sacred metaphors, or something in between, this episode offers a profound reflection on how the inner world is not a retreat from reality, but a doorway to deeper truth.

What does it mean to believe differently—and still walk together? In this episode, we explore one of the most cherished Gnomean Proverbs:

"The light of one lantern does not diminish another; it only makes the path brighter."

From interfaith respect to spiritual independence, from community diversity to the beauty of shared kindness, we dive deep into the heart of the Church of Gnome’s approach to belief. Whether you're Christian, Pagan, atheist, Gnomean, or something else entirely—this episode is for you.

🔹 Discover how belief and unity can co-exist without conformity

🔹 Hear stories from our growing global community (now in 30+ countries!)

🔹 Learn why the Church of Gnome was built to embrace curiosity, not control

🔹 Reflect on how your light contributes to the shared glow of something greater

Welcome to a special, unscripted episode of Gnome Talk!

In this episode, I’m speaking straight from the heart, sharing what’s been going on behind the scenes at the Church of Gnome. In just the past week, we’ve experienced an incredible surge in growth—more new members each day than we saw in all of 2024 combined! It's both humbling and exhilarating to see so many Gnomeans from all over the world connecting, opening up, and welcoming one another.

I’m so grateful to the members who are showing up every day, posting, sharing their journey, and making this community something truly beautiful. What started as a one-person operation is now full-time work for both me and my wife, who’s also balancing full-time college! It’s been a whirlwind, but it’s been the most rewarding work I’ve ever done.

I’m also sharing some exciting plans for the future, including meeting with lawyers to ensure we grow sustainably and legally, and starting to explore local groups and real-world initiatives! I’ll also talk about the tools and resources I’m investing in to stay caught up and some updates on product availability, including the Gnome Missionary Packs.

I’ve been receiving over 100 emails a day, so I’m working hard to catch up, but your patience is greatly appreciated as I try to ensure every question is answered and every concern is addressed.

Thank you for being part of this incredible movement—together, we’re living like gnomes, embracing both the profound and absurd, and creating something truly magical.

Gnome Blessings!

Join Us At: https://www.churchofgnome.org/

🌿 Spring Equinox & Gnomean Renewal: Living in Harmony with the Cycles of Nature 🌿

Gnome Blessings, friends! In this episode of Gnome Talk, we’re diving deep into the meaning and magic of the Spring Equinox, and how we celebrate it as Gnomean Renewal within the Church of Gnome.

Together, we explore ancient traditions from cultures around the world that honor this powerful time of balance and rebirth. You’ll hear about the history, rituals, and deep spiritual significance of the Spring Equinox—from ancient pagans to modern seekers—and how Gnomeans today embrace the turning of the seasons as a time for personal growth, gratitude, and harmony with nature.

We’ll reflect on: ✨ The balance of light and darkness

✨ The symbolism of planting seeds—both physical and spiritual

✨ How the cycles of nature inspire us to live with intention and joy

✨ What it means to Live Like Gnomes in today’s world

Plus, a few exciting updates! Our community has nearly doubled in the past few weeks, we’ve launched Gnome Points on the website (everyone gets 50 points just for joining!), and yes… we finally have custom Gnome Hats and Missionary Gnome Packs available! 🌱🎉

Whether you’re new to the Church of Gnome or a long-time member of our growing global family, this episode invites you to reconnect with the rhythms of nature—and to find your place in the great cycle of renewal.

👉 Visit ChurchOfGnome.org to become a member, get ordained (or ordain your pet!), and explore our growing community.

🧭 Proverb of the Episode:

“As the earth awakens, so too does the soul; every blossom reminds us of the potential within.”

🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share—help spread the light (and a little gnome mischief)!

Gnome Blessings to you all! 🍄✨

Gnome Blessings, friends! In this episode of Gnome Talk, we dive deep into a topic that’s as serious as it gets—cults. Why do smart, kind-hearted people fall into them? How can you tell when a spiritual group (or political movement... or wellness club...) is sliding toward something unhealthy? And how does the Church of Gnome work to be the Anti-Cult, protecting your Sovereignty of Body and Mind above all else?

This isn’t just theory—we’re sharing tools, signs to watch for, and how we’ve built the Church of Gnome to be a community that empowers you, not controls you. We talk about the risks of spiritual manipulation, the psychology behind cult recruitment, and why autonomy, critical thinking, and a good sense of humor (plus a tall gnome hat) are your best defenses.

Gnome Blessings, everyone! 🌱✨ In this episode of Gnome Talk, we’re diving deep into the question: What is the Church of Gnome? Is it a real spiritual path, a community of gnome enthusiasts, or something in between? Spoiler: it’s all of the above.

Join us as we explore:

👉 The origins and beliefs of the Church of Gnome

👉 Why gnomes are at the heart of this fast-growing global movement

👉 The 12 Gnomean Principles and how they guide our lives

👉 What sets us apart from cults or parody religions

👉 How you can become a Gnomean Minister—or even ordain your pet

We’ll also celebrate some big milestones:

🎉 The Church of Gnome now has members in 26 countries

🎉 Our biggest week ever of new members

🎉 And breaking news: After a year-long battle, our Gnomean Elder has officially won the right to wear a gnome hat in his driver’s license photo!

The Church of Gnome is about personal growth, community, and spreading a little joy and mischief in a chaotic world. Whether you’re looking for a new spiritual home or just curious about this quirky global movement, there’s a place for you here.

🌍 Learn more or join us at: https://churchofgnome.org

📜 Get ordained for free: Officiate weddings, join our community, or simply add “Minister of Gnomes” to your résumé.

Proverb of the Episode: “A heart that celebrates others creates ceremonies worth remembering.”

Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more gnome wisdom! Gnome Blessings!

Get ordained at: https://www.churchofgnome.org/

🌟 Becoming a Minister in the Church of Gnome: Humans and Pets Welcome! 🌟

In this episode of Gnome Talk, we explore what it truly means to be an ordained minister in the Church of Gnome—whether you’re human or one of our newly recognized pet ministers! Yes, you heard that right. From officiating weddings to blessing kibble bowls, the Church of Gnome has opened up the sacred path of ordination to both people and their beloved animal companions.

📌 What We Cover in This Episode:

The historical role of ministers and how the Church of Gnome reimagines it for everyone.

Why you don’t need a theology degree—or even a specific belief system—to become a Gnomean Minister.

Our newly launched Pet Ordainment Program, already featuring ordained dogs, a pig, and even a python!

The Gnomean Principles that guide our ministers, blending joy, gratitude, and harmony with nature.

Practical tips on how to get ordained online, including reminders to check local laws for officiating weddings.

✨ Ready to Get Ordained?

Becoming a minister is easy, free, and open to anyone (or any pet) who embodies the spirit of love, connection, and the occasional gnome pun. Visit churchofgnome.org to join our growing global community and grab an ordainment package to make it official!

💡 Proverb of the Episode:

“A heart that celebrates others creates ceremonies worth remembering.”

🐾 Don’t Forget the Grand Paw:

This episode wouldn’t be complete without honoring Phantom, the Grand Paw of the Church of Gnome, who inspires us all with his unwavering loyalty, joy, and dignified naps.

🎧 Where to Listen:

Catch this episode on all major podcast platforms or watch the video version here on YouTube or at churchofgnome.org. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this episode with anyone who might want to ordain themselves—or their pet!

Gnome Blessings to you all! 🧙‍♂️👒