Shocking predictions of things to come from a TikTok Time Traveller. Plus: road rage with lasers, galloping while drunk, missing Gene Simmons found in Duquesne (which Andy does not know how to pronounce), tattoos for kids, Cheetle in Cheadle, Canada. And the biggest songs of the 1980s.

Dan Hochhalter is the MAN! He is currently on tour with Dierks Bentley and has played fiddle for countless bigtime artists! He is an incredible talent and one of the few that are maintaining the integrity of country music!

A man in Florida fails to impress his date - big time! Plus: Decriminalizing jaywalking. The world's largest bobblehead is unveiled. Famous missing dead people. Siggi's Icelandic Yogurt seeks a Chief Simplicity Offi-skyr. And Andy finds a new potential spouse. Confused? You won't be after this episode of the Promotions Andy Podcast.

Andy and Mike talk about the latest TikTok challenge sweeping the nation (and the FDA warning that goes along with it.) How NOT to deal with maintenance issues at your home. Paparazzi sues celebrities. The grim fate of the nation's corn mazes. We bid farewell to Joseph Hazelwood. And we answer the question: Just how many ants are there in the world?? (Too many!!)