Starring Bob Hope, Angie Dickinson, Shecky Green, Orson Welles, Andy Riggio, Mike Johnson, and the Ontario High School Marching Band! Plus assorted news stories from around the country!

Andy and Mike remember things that disappeared while we weren't paying attention. Plus: Walmart shoplifter makes crucial mistake. Missing space tomato is located. Vandals make off with Abe Lincoln's top hat. Cats to receive more than nine lives. Delta passengers make unexpected layover. And narcissistic high school principal makes serious social media feax pas.

Andy and Mike discuss a fun way to alleviate panic attacks (and it involves candy!) Plus: A man is sentenced to prison for intentionally crashing an airplane. We mourn the loss of man who brought us In-N-Out's Double Double. Why volcano hiking is not recommended. A man with a bad case of "Titanic" fever. And we welcome to our vocabulary, 2023's Oxford Word of the Year!

Andy promises to kick off 2024 by trying to be a more likable person, much to the relief of Rayshell. Plus: The $7000 Subway sandwich. A new drug promises to help dogs live longer. Plant pilferer gets nabbed. And the first Mars Bar is launched into space!

Andy and Mike discuss the geographic inadequacies of the younger generation. Plus: Assault by Oreos. A secret millionaire in New Hampshire. And we can FINALLY understand what chickens are saying.

The first step in keeping selfish people out of your life is to be able to spot them before they wiggle their way into your life! Plus Andy and Rayshell discuss: The improbable existence of Fyre Festival 2! The new All Car Chase Channel. Santa's Meth Choo Choo. An impressive pencil collection. And an update on Columbia's Cocaine Hippos.