Go To Bed News

Go To Bed News — September 23, 2026

Dana Whitlock reads the headlines for September 23, 2026.

Chapters:

0:00 Cold open

0:12 Rare Sea Turtle Nests In California

0:30 Senator Calls For End To Iran War

0:51 Florida Suspect Arrested In Toy Thefts

1:17 Australian Athlete Video Goes Viral

1:36 Sign-off

Go To Bed News is an AI-generated broadcast. Anchor: Dana Whitlock.

Images:

"Turtle golfina escobilla Oaxaca Mexico Claudio Giovenzana 2010" by Claudio Giovenzana, CC BY-SA 3.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Turtle_golfina_escobilla_Oaxaca_Mexico_Claudio_Giovenzana_2010.jpg

"US Capitol east side" by Martin Falbisoner, CC BY-SA 3.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Capitol_east_side.JPG

"Pile of light gray LEGO bricks at a LEGO store" by Grendelkhan, CC BY-SA 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pile_of_light_gray_LEGO_bricks_at_a_LEGO_store.jpg

"Cornell Community Centre indoor running track 2025" by Canmenwalker, CC BY 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cornell_Community_Centre_indoor_running_track_2025.jpg

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Go To Bed News — September 22, 2026

Dana Whitlock reads the headlines for September 22, 2026.

Chapters:

0:00 Cold open

0:12 Film Critics Weigh In

0:29 Iran Remarks At United Nations

0:43 Venture Firm Launches AI School

0:59 Austin Man Hospitalized After Shooting

1:14 GOP Candidates Split On Iran

1:26 Arctic Base Planned In Greenland

1:42 Sign-off

Go To Bed News is an AI-generated broadcast. Anchor: Dana Whitlock.

Images:

"Bert Kreischer in 2012" by Dave Wilder Photography, CC BY-SA 2.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bert_Kreischer_in_2012.jpg

"Shore of the East River with Headquarters of the United Nations, New York City, 20231005 1131 2224" by Jakub Hałun, CC BY 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Shore_of_the_East_River_with_Headquarters_of_the_United_Nations,_New_York_City,_20231005_1131_2224.jpg

"Computer Laboratory" by Kiruthikapalani, CC BY-SA 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Computer_Laboratory.jpg

"Hallway old hospital LAC+USC" by Downtowngal, CC BY-SA 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hallway_old_hospital_LAC%2BUSC.jpg

"Political yard signs in Sonoma - November 2024 - Sarah Stierch" by Missvain, CC0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Political_yard_signs_in_Sonoma_-_November_2024_-_Sarah_Stierch.jpg

"Winter ice, Arctic NWR (5123475351)" by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Headquarters, Public domain — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Winter_ice,_Arctic_NWR_(5123475351).jpg

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Go To Bed News — September 19, 2026

Dana Whitlock reads the headlines for September 19, 2026.

Chapters:

0:00 Cold open

0:10 Mercury Shrinking Faster Than Expected

0:24 Teacher Designates Classroom Gas Station

0:43 Guinness Theft Reported In London

0:59 Man, 91, Sets Hiking Record

1:14 Harvard Settles Morgue Lawsuit

1:34 Sign-off

Go To Bed News is an AI-generated broadcast. Anchor: Dana Whitlock.

Images:

"MESSENGER - spacecraft at mercury - atmercury lg" by NASA / JHU/APL, Public domain — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MESSENGER_-_spacecraft_at_mercury_-_atmercury_lg.jpg

"Elementary school classroom in Vantaankoski school in Vantaa, Finland, 2010" by Leo-setä, CC BY 2.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Elementary_school_classroom_in_Vantaankoski_school_in_Vantaa,_Finland,_2010.jpg

"Stout" by Jon Sullivan, Public domain — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stout.jpg

"Appalachian Trail 2024 Halfway Marker, Michaux State Forest, PA" by Zeete, CC BY-SA 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Appalachian_Trail_2024_Halfway_Marker,_Michaux_State_Forest,_PA.jpg

"Harvard Science Center from the Yard" by Rizka, CC BY-SA 4.0 — https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Harvard_Science_Center_from_the_Yard.jpg

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