GoalLess: A Soccer Show

By SmartLess Media

GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions ... more

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The podcast currently has 44 episodes available.

GoalLess: A Soccer Show episodes:

May 13, 2025 Trying To Score Past An Octopus
On this episode of GoalLess… the guys try to figure out if Barcelona vs Inter was the best ever Champions League semi-final and look ahead to PSG vs Inter. Plus, Witty rants on if Tottenham or Manchester United can argue that they’ve had a better season than Arsenal, Leeds are marching on to the Premier League, and Trent Alexander Arnold gets boo’d in what could be his final (home) appearance at Anfield.

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April 21, 2025 Jackrabbit on a Hot Date
On this episode of Goalless... Manchester United's epic game against Lyon in Europa League. Meanwhile, the Champions League semifinals are set after a wild day in Birmingham and a calm one in Madrid. Plus, the guys try and figure out if it's a Ray Hudsonism or a Kama Sutra position.

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54min
April 10, 2025 Sydney Sweeney’s On His Dibs List
On this episode of Goalless… Declan Rice and Arsenal with their biggest win of the decade, is Harry Kane overweight? Barcelona score 4 and PSG top Aston Villa in Paris. Plus, Liverpool, 2019 title winners vs 2025 (soon to be) title winners and the guys dive into why players flourish once they leave Manchester United.

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59min
April 03, 2025 He Parked the Nuke
On this jam packed episode of Goalless… The guys ponder if OnlyFans can fix Barcelona’s financial issues, Liverpool get Merseyside Derby revenge, Arsenal loses Gabriel for the season, Aston Villa’s magical run, and a curious case of recurring injuries for Neymar. Plus, another round of club or country and so much more. Tap in!

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47min
March 27, 2025 Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser)
On this episode of Goalless… Trent Alexander Arnold is (reportedly) heading to Real Madrid, the guys react to a disastrous weekend for US Soccer, and look at some of the best moments in FA Cup upset history. Plus, Eli Lesser joins to talk promotion and relegation coming to America, his LA Galaxy origins, and the best away trips in MLS.

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47min
March 20, 2025 God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson)
On this episode of Goalless… Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The Carabao Cup final saw Newcastle lift their first trophy in 56 years, the race for top 5 is heating up, and could there be 11 English teams playing in Europe next season? Plus, the magisterial Ray Hudson joins us to talk about some of his best ever goal calls, his love of Newcastle, and working with Witty.

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52min
March 14, 2025 Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe)
On this episode of Goalless… the Champions League quarterfinals are set. Alvarez’s double kick, Liverpool’s exit, Lamine Yamal’s brilliance, and does Manchester United’s newly proposed 2.6 billion dollar stadium look like an infected nipple? Plus, Rebecca Lowe joins to talk Crystal Palace’s FA Cup run, her time on Ted Lasso, walking to school with Peter Crouch, and more!

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55min
March 07, 2025 The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)
On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us to talk about how FIFA made him a wolves fan, World Cup 94, the world’s best kits, Detroit City FC and finally, The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show.

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51min
February 27, 2025 Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro)
On this episode of GoalLess… a busy weekend in the Premier League, Manchester United’s cost cutting measures, a quick look ahead to next week’s Champions League, and the guys relive some hilarious drunken sports moments. Plus, comedian and actor Arturo Castro joins to talk about Guatemala, Bayern Munich, Messi, and watching PSG Barcelona in between takes of Narcos.

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54min
February 21, 2025 The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris)
On this episode of Goalless… A round up of the Champions League knockout stage, predictions for the round of 16, Villa 2 Liverpool 2, and Rafael Toloi literally and figuratively sees red. Plus, Kieran Morris joins us to tell us the story of the Honduran Maradona and his history of pranking Sky Sports.

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49min

FAQs about GoalLess: A Soccer Show:

How many episodes does GoalLess: A Soccer Show have?

The podcast currently has 44 episodes available.

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