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We reconvene to summarize some key transfers for PL sides a week before the season starts, including Chelsea's spending spree on a slew of high-quality players around the pitch. Season preview coming soon!

The Cherries are relegated, ending a 5-year spell that 2008 supporters could never have even imagined. This means the departure of beloved players like Aaron Ramsdale and Nathan Ake, alongside the crushing divorce with Eddie Howe. We spent some time on this before moving onto Spurs and a few forward-thinking questions about teams around the league. Brief mention of Barca being handled by Bayern.

Try your best to ignore the weird audio issues with Will's microphone as your favorite American soccer casuals return to talk Cherries rollercoaster, a mundane transfer window, and a few other bits and nobs. Next time will be better. 

We talk Poch out and the reasons for a divorce only months after a CL final appearance. Is Mourinho the stopgap or the solution? In addition, what becomes of the league if Liverpool manage to win? Is Leicester true top-2 quality?

Just listen and find out for this one.

Connor and Will recap the week as usual, touch on a frustrating Carabao run for our teams, and pick our 5-a-side teams from the bottom half of the table. 

City methodically dismembered Watford as Spurs and United suffered embarrassing collapses and Bournemouth won its first South Coast derby away from home. Meanwhile, the World XI is bad, Bernardo Silva is racist, and fans have to accept that Norwich won't always thrive as the aggressor. 

In the wake of two CB injuries and a startling loss to Norwich, City appears to have blinked in the title race. We also talk about Bournemouth's fine win over a befuddling Everton side, Aurier's appearance, Chelsea's youth breakout, and Watford's shock draw. 

How did Watford slip so hard to start the year? Do people even watch them? Disclaimer: We have no idea. 

We record in Connor's new apartment as the Premier League gets underway. Bit of a strange start.