Goats! Masters of Mischief and Milk: A Guide to Raising Your Backyard Buddies

The Wonderfully Weird World of Domestic Goats If you've never had the pleasure of spending quality time with a goat, you're really missing out on one of life's simple joys. These mischievous, endearingly strange little ruminants are guaranteed to put a big silly grin on even the most cynical of human faces. While cows get all the credit for providing us milk and other dairy products, domestic goats often get overlooked despite being every bit as productive, charismatic, and flat-out entertaining. Sure, some people may turn up their noses at the very idea of a barnyard goat. But I'd wager those persnickety naysayers simply haven't taken the time to get to know these comical, resourceful creatures. Once you've been properly acquainted with the domestic goat, you'll understand why keeping them as family pets and livestock companions has become so popular. Because there's so much more to goats than meets the eye! Just to set the record straight - goats are not merely smaller, hornier versions of sheep. While they are both cloven-hoofed ruminant mammals, goats belong to the species Capra hircus, while sheep fall under the genus Ovis. So despite their superficial resemblances, goats and sheep are only very distantly related, having diverged on the evolutionary family tree eons ago. This ancestral distinction reveals itself in goats' unique physical traits and unparalleled personalities. So let's start by dispelling a few of the most egregious misperceptions about these wonderful weirdos of the domesticated herd.  Goats do not, in fact, eat everything and anything in sight. They are incredibly food selctive nibblers and browsers. Their unique toothed tongues allow them to carefully seek out the most nutritious shoots, leaves, fruits, and shrubs rather than indiscriminately raze whole landscapes to the nub. While goats will nibble on things like scrap paper or clothing when bored, they don't actually consume or digest those items. So you won't have to stress about losing your favorite sweater to a goat's infamous appetite.  Goats have also been saddled with an unfair reputation as home-devouring suburban hellions. While it's true they are uniquely gifted at climbing trees, rocks, and even rooftops in their never-ending quest for the tastiest vegetation, goats would much prefer to spend their days grazing than deliberately demolishing your property. When it comes to head butting and battling horns, the often pugnacious males of the herd do enjoy a little friendly rambunctiousness from time to time. But the vast majority of domestic goats today, both male and female, are born conveniently hornless ("polled") or have their horn buds disbudded shortly after birth. So there's no need to fret over having your shins battered black and blue by their formidable noggin gear.  Speaking of bucks (the fellas) and does (the ladies), goats possess one of the most entertaining and complex social structures in the entire animal kingdom. Their behavioral patterns, vocaliz