God Doesn’t Watch One Tree Hill

We recorded this back in August but I swear we still want Trina McGee from Boy Meets World to come on the pod. We want to hear from you, queen.

Yeah, it's been about the gestation of a human baby since we released the episode. You can tell this one is current cuz we talk about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. I mean, I only have myself to blame. Anyway, stay tuned for the spinoff pod feat. Aud and Annie called Double A Battery.

Brooke attempts to unionize crabs, Haley conceals her emotional affair, and everyone is pretty much dogshit for no reason. Also, we wish Sam and Ellie a happy weekaversary when we recorded this episode which was several months ago. I suck. I am sorry.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a ba-logna logna logna logna time. Yeah. Long time since we posted an ep. But Annie's in Rome and we have few lined up so no time like now than to post them till she gets back! Enjoy!

I'd love to tell you I didn't post this episode out of respect for Meatloaf cuz of our jokes in the wake of his death. But nah we didn't care that much I just got lazy. We literally talk about the Bengals ABOUT to be playing for the AFC championship. It's been like a month and a half. I am sorry. But hey, they won. So there's something to be said for there.

So much conflict in this episode that the only thing we discuss is Bob Saget who was reported dead while we were recording the pod. Comedy is dead. No one is allowed to be funny anymore. RIP Danny Tanner and not Bob Dole.

Lots of lies. Luke lies when he cries. Just listen to the episode. Also Betty White was alive at the time of recording this pod so everyone relax. Truly the more egregious offenses were the Bing Bong references at the beginning and end of the pod. Whatever, fuck ya life, bing bong.

Sorry it has been a bit. House hunting sucks. Don't buy a house. Especially since we are trying to find one. It's hard. Stop buying in the Cincinnati area, We need more options. Anyway the Aussie thinks Lucas is an infant. Hilarious. Tric is the hot new club ruined by teens. More hilarious. Bing bong.

Kids be having sex too much on this show. Frankly I am tired of it. Also Dan Scott is hot now? I don't get it. Also I totally forgot to upload this before Halloween. My bad. And I am very much aware that Your Mom's House used the "Fuckin Camp" sound bite before us, but chill. We love YMH and they made us fall in love with the Fuckin Camp Girl, so this is a tribute to Todd and Christine. We followed proto. You didn't. You're fired, bud. Touch my camera through the fence.

We mostly argue about the contents of BBQ sauce, little about the content of OTH sauce. This episode sucks tho. Listen for the bits alone!