You golf. With Mechs and Kaiju.

But really it's about the announcers.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/368000/100ft_Robot_Golf/

You jump to some jamming music.

What else do you want from a video game?

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/love-65c4d0

NSFW game.

It's dickbutts, but with emotions or something. There's a reason this never took off.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/Genital_Jousting/

The title really does say it all.

Check it out, it's free.

Go pew pew then zoom zoom with this little game meant for people who have friends.

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/astro-duel-2-e1261d

A colorful game of Ultraviolence with Apes, guns, fire, and nature vs EVERYONE.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/447150/APE_OUT/

Can you and a buddy chained to one another asend from the depths of Unity asset hell all the way to... well the top?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2567870/Chained_Together/

I gave this supposed Sega Classic a whirl.

Could I jump through the hoops?

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/alex-kidd-in-miracle-world-dx

Wanna go on a road trip and meet random people?

No?

Well there's a game that forces you to do that.

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/wheels-of-aurelia

An action movie you can FPS though.

Pew Pew, Schwing Schwing.

Hear more.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1178830/Bright_Memory_Infinite/