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Oh Papa, We found the big guy's tinder profile, and it is not pretty. Yikes! How are you going to create an entire multiverse on homosapiens just to go find a teenage virgin in the desert to inseminate? A bit weird really. I mean you couldn't have found a single gal in the city? You had to go out to the boonies and groom you up a Holy Mother? It's just strange, that's all we're saying.
Won't you join us, friend?