A man almost died from jacking off… and his name isn't Mr. Kleen. Its a Japanese man who stroked while stroking. Kleen tells everyone how he would kill a person, how much load we picture at local no tell motels and for some reason Kleen wants to watch Midget porn with two other dudes. We try to give everyone ways to improve doggy style but the article is from some long winded bitch who wants to be sensual. WTF? Go Deep.

DETAILED TIMELINE

1:00 How much sexy shit is going to happen

2:00 Improving Doggy Style

3:00 Weird Ways to Kill someone

4:00 New position tease

5:00 Tiny little midget hands

6:00 Regular person Vagina - Kleen's first Midget porn

7:00 Imagine how big an average cock is on a midge

8:00 Kleen couldn't touch his dick for days

9:00 You ever hate jerking it?

10:00 Head while taking a shit

11:00 This is why Kleen doesn't go to the Dr.

12:00 How do you convince women to stack in porn?

13:00 Articles have to make sure to cover their ass

14:00 You've spit into coaches butthole

15:00 Going too far with the penetration

16:00 Keep talking to ease tension? WTF

17:00 Nobody wants to see hairy balls slapping twat

18:00 The place right by the vu - How much load

19:00 Final Words - Hey you don't say that. Softserve Death

Go Deep.