The Goin' Deep Show

In a whirlwind of nostalgia, nudity, and no-holds-barred banter, The Goin' Deep Show celebrated its 20th anniversary with an episode that could only be described as an all-out assault on good taste. The Kid, alongside regulars like Hat Trick and the newly dubbed "Eraser" (named for her mind-erasing nipple presence), took listeners on a trip down memory lane, where the show's origins were as chaotic as its current status.

The episode started with a tribute to the original crew, a nod to how far they've come from talking smack with bare-bones equipment. This evolved into a discussion on how the world has changed, not just in terms of population but in the way we consume media. From despising AM radio to embracing the freedom of podcasting, the show has remained a beacon for those who prefer their content raw and unfiltered.

Sexual anecdotes flew fast and loose, with Hat Trick's virginity loss story and her past with Silverback being prime discussion points. The introduction of "Eraser" brought fresh energy, while her nickname sparked laughter and some innuendo.

One of the more... educational moments was discussing a creative solution for a child's cough-induced gag reflex – involving a cucumber in a way that might make you rethink your produce purchases. 

Fights among friends were reminisced upon, not as drama, but as bonding experiences, like throwing bar stools in jest. The technological marvel of an AI announcer also made an appearance, delivering lines with the kind of crude humor that would make your grandma clutch her pearls.

As we looked back on almost 1,000 hours of content, it was clear that The Goin' Deep Show isn't just about quantity; it's the unapologetic, real talk that keeps listeners coming back. Here's to another 20 years of making the world a little more vulgar, a little more honest.

Welcome to what might just be the most balls-out, titillating episode of The Goin' Deep Show ever. That's right, bitches, for our 20th fucking anniversary, we went full-on raw. We're talking about Hat Trick baring her magnificent, gravity-defying tits to the world, while I, The Kid, decided to let my dick catch some air, because why the fuck not? It's our anniversary, and if you can't flash your goods on your own podcast, then when the hell can you?

The Setup: We kicked off this dick-tastic episode with some light-hearted banter about aging, but let's be real, who gives a fuck about that when we're talking about Hat Trick's tits and my junk? The Kid suggested this tit-revealing, dick-swinging idea, and Hat Trick, bless her heart, was ready to free the twins. We're setting new precedents here, folks. This ain't your grandma's podcast unless she's into showing off her saggy old nips.

Clothing Optional, Inhibition Zero: Hat Trick, looking like she could seduce a saint with those perky peaks, and me, with my trousers around my ankles, we dived into the episode like we were diving into a pile of freshly laundered underwear. The studio was a no-clothes zone, and if you thought you could focus on the content, think again; those titties were out, and my cock was taking the air like it was on a goddamn vacation.

The Sexual Saga: We got into some deep, dirty talk about choking – not the kind where you're waiting for your food to come at a restaurant, but the kind where you're waiting for your partner to come. Hat Trick regaled us with tales of her first choke, and let me tell you, hearing about it while those knockers were in plain view was like getting a live X-rated education. And me? Oh, I shared how I could choke, spread, and dittle all at once – multitasking at its filthiest.

Threesomes, Foursomes, and All the -Somes: We didn't just stop at choking; we talked about threesomes like they were on a fucking menu, with Hat Trick spilling the beans on her tag-teaming escapades.

Monogamy vs. Fuckery: The philosophical part of the episode came when we discussed the tug-of-war between being faithful and being a free fuck spirit. Hat Trick, with her tits out, spoke about loyalty and love, while I pondered over the logistics of getting a hard-on for four hours – because, let's face it, Viagra and porn fantasies don't mix well unless you're planning to break a world record.

The Climax (No Pun Intended): As we wrapped up this epic, tits-and-dicks display, we realized this was more than just an episode; it was a fucking statement. We laughed, we shared, and most importantly, we did it all with our genitals out for all to see (or imagine). The studio might have been chilly, but the conversation was hot enough to melt the mic.

Sign Off Like Fucking Champions: So, if you've made it this far without jacking off or getting too flustered to read, congratulations. You've survived the raw, raunchy, and downright dirty 20th anniversary episode of *The Goin' Deep Show*. Remember, if you're not here for the nudity, the kinks, and the shameless sexual talk, then you're probably in the wrong fucking place. Stay tuned, stay hard, and keep those pants optional. Peace out, you beautiful bastards.

We're diving into the concept of the "Eskimo Family Tree" - not the kind you'd discuss at Thanksgiving, unless you want to start a fucking riot. We're talking about reating a goddamn map of our conquests that would make the Targaryens look like amateurs. We're the cartographers of this shitshow, piecing together a puzzle where every piece has been licked, sucked, or fucked into place. 

It's a chart-your-fuck-buddies kind of event. We're talking about balcony fucks, cross-pollination of lovers, and how we're all just one big, incestuous  family of debauchery.  If you're not into hearing about who's been where and how many times, then you might want to jump ship.

Dress Code and Memories: The conversation veers into a memory lane detour, reminiscing about a blue dress Hat Trick wore to a wedding. This leads to humorous and slightly risqué anecdotes about past encounters, including an incident where The Kid almost got handsy under the dress, playfully named "snitch-manooch."

Wedding Confessions: They discuss a wedding where Hat Trick got intimate on a balcony, emphasizing the thrill of public sex. This leads to a broader discussion on why balcony sex is a bucket list item for many.

The Eskimo Family Tree: The core theme of the episode is introduced with the idea of mapping out their sexual history, creating what they call the "Eskimo Family Tree." They talk about who among their circle has had sexual relations with whom, leading to a humorous and candid exploration of their past sexual partners.

Sexual Conquests and Rankings: Both hosts delve into their sexual histories, discussing rankings, frequency, and memorable encounters. There's a playful competition about who has had more partners, with The Kid claiming to have stopped counting, while Hat Trick keeps detailed stats.

Crossover and Complications: They discuss the complexities of having overlapping sexual histories, especially when it involves friends or siblings. This includes anecdotes about friends hooking up with their siblings or each other, with a mix of humor and mild shock.

Honesty in Relationships: The conversation touches on the honesty required in modern relationships, particularly regarding past sexual encounters. There's a candid discussion about not being possessive over past partners and the freedom in being open about one's sexual history.

Fantasies and Realities: The hosts share fantasies and experiences, including tales of family member encounters, twin sisters, and the logistics of maintaining relationships or hookups with mutual friends.

The Lie Detector Test Proposal: They come up with the idea of a lie detector test to confirm all the wild stories, turning it into a potential TV show concept where they test the veracity of sexual escapades among friends.

In the latest episode of The Goin' Deep Show, Hat Trick stole the spotlight with her "Cum Dumpster Confessions," serving up a smorgasbord of salacious stories. From a titanic titty showdown with The Kid's ex-wife, where her piercings shimmered like the North Star, to a night where she chose a Korean Adonis over Chippendales' meat market, Hat Trick left no stone unturned. She navigated the choppy waters of modern parenting with tales of introducing her daughter to the spicy world of True Blood, while confessing her own sexual reawakening with a flair for the dramatic. The episode was a rollercoaster of sexual tension, strategic self-pleasure, and the candid admission of her kink for watching men pop like champagne bottles. If you're looking for content that's more provocative than a peep show at Mardi Gras, this episode will leave you both enlightened and in need of a cold shower.

The Boob Flashback We start with a throwback to *New Year's Eve, 2006/2007*, where Hat Trick and The Kid's ex-wife competed in a memorable boob-off. Hat Trick's piercings were the highlight of the evening.

Chippendales and Choices Hat Trick recounts her night out at a Chippendales show, where she and her friends were invited back to the dancers' hotel room. Choosing adventure over potential risks, she opted for a night with a Korean man, challenging cultural stereotypes in the process.

Parenting and Media Hat Trick shares the complexities of introducing her daughter to mature themes through shows like *True Blood*, navigating the modern challenges of parenting and media.

Cum Dumpster Chronicles Hat Trick discusses her sexual identity, redefining societal labels into points of empowerment and pleasure.

Tension and Clarity The episode explores the excitement of sexual tension, the strategic use of masturbation, and the often-overlooked clarity that follows climax.

Kinky Revelations Hat Trick opens up about how past experiences have led to her current sexual interests, particularly her fascination with witnessing male climax.

In this episode of The Goin' Deep Show, Hat Trick returns, not just with stories but with cleavage that commands attention from the get-go. The episode is a straightforward plunge into the world of sexual exploration, starting with the phenomenon of female ejaculation. 

The Kid proudly discusses his recent bedroom conquests, particularly his newfound prowess in making women blast all over a room. It's an open conversation about technique, expectations, and the practicalities that come with such an act. No sugar-coating here; it's all about the squirt, from the excitement of the experience to the logistics of the aftermath.

The discussion isn't just skin deep. They touch on the transactional nature that oral sex has sometimes taken in relationships, with The Kid sharing a personal anecdote where it felt like an IOU system. Hat Trick offers her take, where such acts are more about mutual pleasure and appreciation than keeping score.

Family and body image sneak into the chat with Hat Trick talking about her candid conversations with her daughter, proving that in their household, even boobs are up for discussion. It's a slice of real life where body talk is normalized, and it adds depth to the episode beyond the bedroom banter.

The show ventures into the porn industry, with a light-hearted comparison of real-life lovers to adult film stars, and a nostalgic nod to the good ol' days of bush-centric pornography. 

Wrapping up, they tease the next episode with a hint at exploring new fetishes, promising listeners more uncensored insights into the wilder side of human sexuality.

This episode of The Goin' Deep Podcast is raw and real, not holding back on the nitty-gritty of sex, relationships, and everything in between. If you're after the unvarnished truth about the bedroom, this one's for you.

The latest episode of the Goin' Deep Show, where we explore the depths of human absurdity and technology's role in it, dives headfirst into the world of AI, with a side of sexual shenanigans.

The Kid and E.P., delve into the world of AI-generated content, from country music about slamming doors on one's nuts to AI voice-overs that sound like they're straight out of a bygone era.

The episode touches on Google's latest AI blunder, where it suggests using glue on pizza to prevent slippage, and recommends a daily dose of rocks for optimal health. This leads to a discussion on AI's questionable decision-making, potentially advising on the health benefits of eating ass.

The Kid shares his experiences with AI in relation to plagiarism, questioning who becomes the authority when AI starts answering questions rather than just searching for information. It's like asking if the AI learned from the best or just the last person it listened to.

In a world where privacy is as mythical as a unicorn, the hosts debate the utility of AI as a personal memory keeper or therapist, suggesting we might as well embrace the surveillance if it can remind us of our past.

The conversation takes a turn into the risqué with confessions of movie theater escapades. From blowjobs in "The New Mad Max" to questioning the feasibility of fitting a large hand around, ahem, smaller personal items, it's a lesson in anatomy, expectation, and the joys of a private cinema session.

Listen in. Go Deep.

Welcome back, you degenerate listeners, The Goin' Deep Show's latest dive into the abyss of human folly is Episode 2131. If you thought we were about to get all high-brow and shit, think again. Here's your rundown:

The Kid's been out there living the life most of us only dream about when we're too drunk to remember our dreams. He's mixing with newbies like he's auditioning for a harem, but he's broke as fuck, so it's all fun and games until someone catches feels.

In a world where the kids are using AI to do their homework, we've hit peak laziness. It's like humanity's giving up on thinking, but hey, at least the robots are getting smarter. El ’Pres’s kid even got in trouble for this digital cheating. Maybe we should all just let AI run the schools, or our lives, at this point.

There's a bit of racial banter thrown around, but not in that woke, everyone's-offended way. 

The Kid confesses to some intimate adventures that would make even the sex ed teacher blush. 

Remember floppy disks? Well, The Kid almost committed a crime against nostalgia by nearly beaning a principal with one. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, only with a piece of ancient technology.

The episode dives deep into the murky waters of modern relationships. It's not just about whether she's the one; it's about whether you can afford her, metaphorically or literally. 

They're talking about monetizing their voices like they're some kind of audio gold. If they start selling their laughter, we're all in for a treat.

First up, we've got this devil mascot that's more overused than your mom's favorite dildo. They've got this voice changer just to piss off the haters. If that ain't petty as fuck, I don't know what is.

Bedroom Olympics

The Kid spills his secret sex move, which sounds like he's trying to start a fucking lawnmower with his thumb while clapping cheeks. It's not just a move; it's a goddamn circus act. 

Menopause: The Pussy's Revenge

Then they get into this menopause talk like it's some sort of horror movie. One day she's baking cookies, the next she's ready to bite your head off because you left the toilet seat up. It's like Russian roulette with your relationship status.

The Pull-Out Game: The Unsung Hero

Duke's talking about his pull-out game like it's the fucking Infinity Gauntlet. But let's be real, even when you pull out, there's always some chick asking why you didn't just nut in her like it's some sort of compliment.

Life's Too Short for Bullshit

They get into some life shit, talking about regrets and whatnot. And Al Davis? That old bastard's out there proving you can still get your dick wet even when you look like a fucking raisin.

The Queen Bee Troll

And then there's some needless drama with a former guest dating some dude who looks like he crawled out from under a bridge. The Kid calls it like he sees it, and suddenly it's World War III over text because he said her man looks like a garden gnome.

Episode 2130 was a clusterfuck of sex tips that'll get you a restraining order, life advice that sounds good when you're drunk, and the kind of drama that makes you grateful for your boring-ass life. So, keep your dicks wrapped, your opinions loud, and remember, if life hands you lemons, throw 'em fucking hard at someone. 

Stay fucked up, you glorious bastards.

Go Deep.

In this episode we waded into the cesspool of vanity. Here's the raw deal: nobody wants to chill with the fugly ones. It's a dick move, but it's the law of the jungle, baby. And guess what? We all think we're not the trolls in our crew. Self-delusion at its finest!

Imagine this: You're out with your grandkids, and some waitress is all over you like white on rice. Our host got called a "beautiful man" with his family right there. That's not just awkward; it's like your social life's doing a belly flop into a pool of cringe.

As we're creeping up on or already past the big 5-0, we've unlocked the level where we can say whatever the hell we want. Outrageous statements? Check. Acting like a goddamn teenager? Double-check. Life's too short for seriousness, especially when you can blame it on being old as dirt.

In a plot twist, our host spills he never popped the question. His marriage was like, "Hey, let's do this for the insurance." Romance might be on life support, but practicality? That shit's thriving.

And get this, our podcast has been spewing verbal diarrhea since 2004. We're like the dinosaurs of this game, roaring into mics before every Tom, Dick, and Harry thought they were the next big thing. Here's to 20 years of not giving a shit!

So there you have it, you glorious bunch of degenerates. From the art of nicknaming like a pro to living the rockstar fantasy, and embracing the glorious decline into unabashed old age, we covered it all. Life's a stage, and we're here to give the performance of a lifetime, full of fucks, laughs, and zero apologies. Keep it wild, keep it loud, and for fuck's sake, Go Deep!

First off, if you thought AI was just about making your virtual assistant sound less like a robot and more like a drinking buddy, you're in for a shock. AI's now in the music game, and it's not just playing; it's composing, singing, and maybe even out-drinking you at the after-party.

AI like ChatGPT has been programmed to mimic breathing. Yeah, you heard that right. It's like your tech is trying to be human, or at least, as close as it can get without needing a smoke break.

Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room – or should I say, the AI in the studio. There's a mix of "holy shit, this is amazing" and "fuck, are we all going to be jobless?" The truth? Adapt or get left behind. AI isn't here to take your job; it's here to change the game. Use it, or get used to playing second fiddle to a machine.

Imagine this: You're creating music or running a radio station with content generated by AI. No royalties, no diva tantrums, just pure, unadulterated sound. It's like having a bandmate who's always in tune and never sleeps with your girlfriend.

Yeah, there's pushback. But remember when people thought the car would make horses extinct? Well, horses are still around, and they're mostly shitting on trails now. AI's the car, and traditional jobs might just end up being the scenic route – still there, just different.

So here's the deal – AI in music isn't the end of creativity; it's a fucking new beginning. It's like switching from acoustic to electric. Sure, it's different, and it might shock you at first, but damn, does it make some noise. 

Stay curious, stay creative, and for fuck's sake, don't let anyone, not even a machine, define your limits. Let's make some noise, break some rules, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy the chaos.