This one’s got it all: life lessons, boner pills, vintage baseball philosophy, and a surprising amount of reflection (with just enough filth to balance things out). The Kid and crew dive into the tribalism of niche baseball games (blooperball beef, anyone?), the pitfalls of post-breakup gossip, and how real friendships survive the bullshit. The crew breaks down their personal timelines decade-by-decade, from awkward childhoods and jizz-filled puberty to adulthood where Viagra and whiskey start becoming your two best friends. We get tips on dodging relationship landmines, dissect the sneaky ways guys self-sabotage to get out of relationships, and land a few gut punches about growing older, doing what you love, and avoiding unnecessary mouths—human or otherwise. Oh, and Red Eye 1.0 still sucks.

The gang revisits Hat Trick’s long-standing mission to bang a fireman on a ladder—too bad he’s now just a horny electrician. But hey, zapping his balls could spice things up. From fantasy firetrucks over the Grand Canyon to getting railed behind vending machines in Myrtle Beach, the crew trades war stories on their most “memorable” bang locations (spoiler: mini-golf courses and stadium BJs make the cut). We get deep into Hooters-era regrets, line cook energy, pierced dicks, and how Hat Trick and Suki bonded over banging the same greasy kitchen guy. Also on tap: an ex’s brother throwing a bathroom tantrum, social media scorekeeping, and a profanity-laced takedown of the Human dildo. Listen in. Go Deep.

Sundress season is near, and the crew is horny enough to notice every juicy peach walking past the ballpark. In this extra-steamy episode, Kid, Hat Trick, and El Pres get deep into tales of patio sex, face-sitting legends, and kids interrupting BDSM mishaps. We learn more about “The Delivery Man” and his one-position rule, Hat Trick’s legendary belt incident, and a callback to her longtime oral MVP: Golden Tongue. The gang debates ejaculate volume like it’s a science experiment and celebrates the great squirt awakening of the 2020s. Oh, and Kanye’s still weird. From booty calls during family time to flashbacks of hot tub hookups and lesbian sex-ed crash courses, this episode is soaked in overshare and NSFW nostalgia.

Kid, Hat Trick, and El Pres are back in studio, mashing AI anxiety with dick jokes and parental nightmares. This episode kicks off with an existential debate about whether being nice to Alexa might save your ass in the AI uprising—and derails spectacularly into tales of teenage pantsings, puberty-fueled drama, and genital-related suspensions. Hat Trick’s twins are front and center in a battle of hormonal chaos, awkward crushes, and strong female energy. The crew dives into poly relationships, cuck culture, Wonder Woman’s kinky creator, and a midget wrestler with a monster dong. Add in a live critique of Get Bent with Vincent Skinwell and some smutty commentary, and you’ve got one hell of a ride. Spoiler alert: butt calls are now a thing. You’re welcome.

Episode 2274 - Sookie and Hat Trick reunite for one of the horniest, sloppiest, most hilarious girl-powered episodes to ever hit the Goin’ Deep timeline. Between blow-by-blow (literally) Halloween party flashbacks, Chippendale regrets, anal origin stories, and a milkshake arms race, this is basically “Sex and the City” if it were hosted by drunk Midwest bartenders with too many piercings and zero shame. Plus: whiskey dick woes, fire truck seductions, and why 20-year-olds with horse dicks don’t make good boyfriends. It’s one long highlight reel of tits, trips, and regrettable decisions—and we love every damn second.

Episode 2273 - Magnum grabs the mic and immediately flips the script—declaring it a pussy-powered takeover while The Kid is demoted to the “two-hole.” Studio guest Betty brings the heat (and five-inch heels), Eckler tries to keep his dick jokes straight, and the convo ricochets from ass-checks to pole dancing, masturbation fantasies, and an all-out political meltdown. It’s like a live-action bar fight between Cosmo and Hustler with a splash of C-SPAN thrown in for good measure.

Episode 2272 - Kid and Hat Trick dive into sex, society, and sarcasm in this one—mixing raunchy stories with some sharp cultural commentary.

Oral Sex & Ugly People - They kick things off debating hookups with less-than-attractive partners. If the dick’s good, looks don’t matter. The convo shifts to oral sex: how it feels, how rushed it can be, and why every woman’s different. One standout quote compares great oral to a “microwaved papaya.” Yeah, it gets descriptive.

The Fireman & Soft Hair Holds - Hat Trick tells us about her fireman hookup—big, aggressive, but oddly sweet when he holds her hair during blowjobs. The contrast turns her on. Kid recalls weird face-grab encounters and finger-licking that went too far.

White Women & Performative Activism - A clip roasting fake “woke” white women sparks laughs and some truth bombs. They talk about privilege and reference Bill Burr’s take on white women hijacking causes.

Barbie Monologue & Double Standards - The duo break down America Ferrera’s Barbie speech, especially the part about women having to answer for men’s behavior. They debate rape culture, light sentencing for male predators, and patriarchy’s roots in religion.

Toxic Masculinity & Naked Sleeping - Wrapping up, they touch on the “manosphere” and finding a balance between male and female viewpoints. Also, Hat Trick only sleeps naked after sex —not alone. 

Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2271 - The Kid and Hat Trick dive crotch-first into stories of group sex, accidental taste tests, and high school 69 flashbacks. Hat Trick recounts a near “hat trick” hookup and the awkward aftermath, while the Kid admits to questionable post-sex oral moves and dodging a taste-your-own-load demand. They trade war stories about post-blowjob kisses, facial hair marinated in juice, and whether morning breath is a bigger turn-off than body fluids.

Kanye’s latest confession gets a sarcastic side-eye—bold or bullshit? Doesn’t matter, as long as he’s not goose-stepping. Porn talk heats things up again with breeding kinks, red-lit cum lotion rubdowns, and the lost art of pulling out for the visual. The vibe shifts as old-man and middle-aged-lady rants fly: QR menus suck, and people walking in driveways deserve tickets. Gray sweatpants get their due praise for showcasing dick prints, and the Kid drops a nurse-ass ranking system that somehow feels accurate. The episode ends with a shoutout to their spin-off show Get Bent—because chaos needs its own outlet.

Episode 2270 – Busted Hips & Booty Calls – Hat Trick kicks off with a late-night romp that left her hips snapping like glow sticks. It’s her first visit to his place in 13+ years—because, shocker, kids ruin the vibe.

MILF Mode Activated – She balances mom life and thirst traps like a pro, fielding drunk booty texts while keeping her kids blissfully unaware.

Afternoon Delights & Bronchitis Blockers – “Golden Tongue” nearly lures her into a lunch-hour quickie… but bronchitis kills the vibe. Kid chimes in with his own steamy shower tales.

Kanye, Cousins & Jizz Lakes – The crew spirals into a Kanye lyric rabbit hole involving cousin sex, babysitter trauma, and an Olympic-pool’s worth of imaginary jizz in the Great Lakes. Yes, they did the math.

Light Loads & Kegel Science – From teaspoon-sized spurts to post-hysterectomy squish physics, it’s a full-blown TMI fest. Bonus: the science of pushing out cum like a champ.

Closing Chaos – A confessional about their past hookup wraps it all up with wine-soaked honesty and one big “Was my load weak?” moment.

Episode 2269 - Glitter bombs, Craigslist nostalgia, and the eternal dream of uploading your dirty mind to the cloud—this one sparkles with nonsense. The Kid and El Pres dive headfirst into “divorce dust,” a.k.a. weaponized glitter now being used by women to repel unwanted male attention (and possibly solve murder cases). From there, it’s a fast-talking freefall into Craigslist’s lingering corpse, OnlyFans murders-for-hire, AI as your future best friend, and the oddly emotional experience of hearing a dead relative’s voice on tape. We also wax philosophical on sex, legacy, bodysuits, and vibrators that might one day be haunted by your hologram. Oh, and Superman. Of course Superman.