Episode 2235 – Baseball’s back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they’re not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one’s for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts.

The boys go hard on:

⚾️ The destruction of baseball’s soul via nerds with iPads

⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed

⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases

⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium

⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today’s stats-juiced era

But it doesn’t stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You’ll never look at your gas tank the same way again.

Even more bullshit:

• Rants about exit velocity and “shit nerd stats”

• Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival

• Philosophizing over generational change

• Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects

• JayBird’s continuing relationship rollercoaster

• Kid’s unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food

It’s angry.  It’s brutally honest. It’s Goin’ Deep, baby.

Host: Kid A.G.

Guest: JayBird

Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird’s back on the mic trying to sort out his “Do I cross the line?” friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand.

And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host  ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones.

Life’s messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says “Let’s keep it classy” like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too.

Topics include:

• Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate

• Should you risk a friendship for romance?

• ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk

• When your wife becomes a roommate

• AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology

• Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened)

Host: Kid A.G.

Guest: JayBird

Cameo by: ChatGPT

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Episode 2233 – The Kid A.G. is back in the studio with Jay Bird, and things kick off with sore muscles and even sorer egos after their first batting practice of the year. But it doesn’t take long before the soreness turns into something deeper—emotional, mental, and below the belt.

Jay Bird drops a bomb: he’s reconnecting with a long-lost work crush… who’s married… and so is he. What follows is a no-holds-barred exploration of blurred lines, lusty flashbacks, the cost of stepping out, and the even bigger cost of not. As always, Kid brings the laughs, the raw truths, and zero filter.

And just when you think it’s two guys spiraling into poor decisions, boom—a surprise guest jumps in. Who is it? You'll have to tune in to guess.  

Also covered:

• The science of not trash-talking your ex

• Bar cleavage and the double standard of attention

• Hot teachers, cold mugshots, and messed-up headlines

• Scream-mask sex scandals (yep, again)

• How much guilt weighs when you know better—but still wanna smash

• Kid’s utter lack of patience for Snowflakes

This episode is a perfect storm of real talk, real temptation, and real-time advice from your favorite degenerate duo—and their little pal on the phone.

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Episode 2232 – Jay Bird joins The Kid A.G. for an honest episode where they dive headfirst into everything from sore muscles and soft-core regrets to loudmouth exes, double standards, and a teacher-student scandal that’s straight outta a horror movie. We’re talking scream masks, cleavage conspiracies, the mystical power of titties, and a good ol’ roast of society’s delicate snowflakes who can’t handle a whisper. From mugshots and moose knuckles to VHS sex scenes and absurd political sensitivities—nothing is safe, sacred, or subtle in this one. If you’re easily offended… yeah, this sure ain’t your fucking episode.

Episode 2231 – Kid AG reconnects with OG GDub in this boozy, brain-melting episode that swings between flashbacks, Guinness-fueled mornings, AI-generated ass art, and a trip down memory lane with some legendary GDS personalities. We hit everything from mammoth-sized memories of Karen’s legendary tits to shady Bay City shootings, Facebook drama queens, nudify websites, and why the rise of AI might leave us all jerking it to synthetic supermodels. The guys talk retro rewinds, drunk girlfriends at Coyote Ugly, and the delicate etiquette of bathroom tipping (spoiler: piss everywhere). Plus: Helmet shows, Jason Aldean cash grabs, and a brand-new GDS side project featuring Paul Harvey-style voiceovers with dicks frozen to sidewalks. It’s chaos, it’s clever, it’s classic Deep. - Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2230 (RR) –  It’s May 2012, and The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 1051 is a romp with Kid A.G., his wife Red, Silverback, and Hat Trick. Kid’s plying Red with Scotch-Ale to keep her from bed, Silverback’s flexing with junkyard chains, and Hat Trick’s plotting a firetruck bangfest—ladder, cab, or bust. The crew’s buzzing, phones out, and Red’s reminiscing about spooning Kid’s mahogany morning wood. It’s a rare in-studio Red sighting, and she’s spilling tea on grab-ass Halloween parties and a forgotten gymnastic sex sesh Kid can’t recall—handstands, swings, and all.

Hat Trick’s crowing about her tattooed-chick Tumblr and the Kid is bragging up hitting 300K views, while Silverback’s benching chains for badass photo ops—think Scooby-Doo clangs and gay dating profile vibes. 

Hat Trick drops a bombshell: she was a band camp flag-twirler, virgin ‘til 18, then went full slutty redemption with a rando camper. She and a pal once bagged an entire hockey team—goalies to wingers—proving puck bunnies run deep. Meanwhile, Kid and Silverbackff ranting about Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle crash with his 25-year-old sidepiece—Arkansas said “fuck him,” and GDS cheers the class. From husky pants trauma to adult-sized Big Wheels, this episode’s a nostalgia-fueled, sex-obsessed riot. Whip out the wine, whipped cream and enjoy. Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2229 (RR) –  The Goin’ Deep Show hits with Episode 800 from March 2011, and it’s a glorious mess of bodily functions, beer, and bad decisions. The Kid’s leading the charge with JMac, Magnum, and Dimples McDonna, and they’re celebrating 800 episodes of depravity by shedding a collective 59 pounds since January—enough to lose a small child or, as they claim, G-Dub’s dick. New shirts have them feeling vain as hell, but the real meat of this milestone is pure GDS chaos.

The Kid kicks it off with a tale of accidental porn terrorism: firing up Xshare.com on his iPad for a beat-off sesh, only to realize the audio’s blasting through the house speakers—right where his daughter’s watching TV. Birds chirping? Nope, just a chick getting railed, serenading the living room. Meanwhile, Dimples drops the mic with her infamous “shitting on the way home from Meijer” saga—groceries in the trunk, tears in her eyes, and so much creamy crap it oozes out her jeans, leaving her sobbing in the shower and scrubbing car seats. J-Mac’s no slouch either, tied to an Urban Dictionary gem: banging a girl, scraping shit into a snowball, and hurling it in her face. Classy.

Magnum revives the Urban Dictionary bit, dubbing The Kid a suave pimp, Dimples a heart-stopping goddess, and herself a no-shit-taking badass. Then there’s a surprise call to Bob, who relives J-Mac’s legendary overpass shitting story—phone glowing blue as it tumbles down, shit on his hands, and a Hooters prelude for good measure. Beer flows ( mini-kegs!), potty humor reigns, and this 800th episode proves GDS hasn’t matured a damn bit since day one. 

LIsten in - Go Deep!

Original Release Date: March 8, 2011 - Episode 800

Episode 2228 (RR) – Step into the time machine, folks—it’s March 2014, and The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 2228 (retro rewinding Episode 1219) is a booze-soaked, Bible-thumping, porn-obsessed riot. Kid A.G.’s pounding Sierra Nevada IPA, Don Tang’s on Kroger Cola life support, Wally’s phoning in from the mitten’s tip, and G-Dub’s mixing sweet tea vodka with Honey Jack like a redneck mixologist. They’re tearing into a Creationist Museum clown blowing $73 million on a 500-foot ark—Kid’s cackling at vegetarian lions, Wally’s got Noah drunk and balls-out, and the whole crew’s pitching an animated Anti-Bible series for kids. Blasphemy’s the appetizer here.

The main course? A reality show called Torture—starve Biggest Loser dropouts in grocery stores, strand AA vets in bars, and tempt newlyweds with lingerie models, all for betting pools on who cracks. But the dessert steals the show: Kid’s stumbled onto a porn flick where a chick collects her roommate’s jizz to freeze into an ice dildo, then slaps Brandi Love with it in a titty-smacking, faux-blowjob frenzy. The gang’s jaws drop—part genius, part “what the fuck?” Toss in some Hillary Clinton hate (vagina = disqualified), spank bank droughts, and a “beer on boobies” Tumblr shoutout, and you’ve got GDS at its filthy, unhinged peak. Praise the lord and pass the lube.

Listen in. Go Deep! 

Original Release Date: March 11, 2014 - Episode 1219

Episode 2226 of The Goin’ Deep Show, Kid A.G. and JayBird throw it all on the table—starting with why Gen X skipped the bullshit drama Olympics and prefers to keep our dwindling fucks in a sealed vault. Spoiler: We’re not handing out gasoline to your cultural dumpster fire.

Then it’s off to the races with rants about football envy infecting baseball, the rise of fortune cookie savagery, morning wood etiquette, and a detailed account of spoon-style sex sabotage courtesy of a Doberman named Arthur. Yes, you read that right.

But the real meat of the episode? A look back at how The Goin’ Deep Show actually started. From backyard Wiffleball broadcasts to banging big chicks named Christmas, this episode is a love letter to the chaos and creativity that sparked a two-decade podcast legacy.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix internet radio, giant boobs, and a dude named The Paralyzer… here’s your answer.