Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts.

• 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming)

• AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers ("shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor")

• OpenAI's new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you're welcome, FBI watchlist)

• Fat-shaming water-park sumo kids, back-lava (it's exactly what you think when you mispronounce baklava post-orgasm)

• Glock Dookies – prison water bottles fermented with piss, shit & sperm then power-washed at enemies

• Diddy Party Play Set™ complete with baby-oil fountains and locking doors

• Jeffrey's Getaway Island Resort with private jet ("you decide who flies home…")

• Fake AI Tarik Skubal post-game meltdown that's more truthful than the real one

• Why every nurse/doctor is still in emotional high school banging in supply closets

• Politicians who don't grow facial hair can't be trusted (science)

Key quotes that'll make your grandma unsubscribe:

- "I don't want anybody taking my voice and making me sound like a normal, sane human being."

- "Have you ever passed a little gas and then noticed a tiny bit of poop came with it? That's called a shart." – AI Mr. Rogers

- "Stack that bread, neighbor. Money, cash, hoes. I'm about my paper, no cap." – AI Mr. Rogers in Louis Vuitton

- "My super Mexican spick-seed could've knocked her up and have another beautiful baby!"

- "Stop being fat fat-asses. If you're mad, that's you, you fat fuck."