Episode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man:

- Why piss-flavored kisses are just "protein payback"

- How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle

- Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper's ringless fingers demand iat)

- The Tigers need to fire everyone, hire the Savannah Bananas, and crown Woody's the official blowjob sponsor of MLB

- Social media turned a 20-year-old into a sniper and we're all too busy doom-scrolling to notice

- George Carlin's 1980s FCC rant still slaps harder than Ted Cruz doing his Goodfellas impression

- Jimmy Kimmel got canceled because Trump thinks TV ended in 1997

- Fat fucks need MORE porn, not less — it's literally their only cardio

- And the greatest horror story ever told: aisle 126, row 19, where Garbage Pail Chick knuckle-fucked her nostril, examined the bounty, then deep-throated her booger finger not once… but TWICE… while blocking a Torkelson double.

Key Quotes

- "She's sucking the fucking loads right out of us, man."

- "I shoot a .30-06, better watch it motherfucker, I got my scope on your ass."

- "If they take away porn there'll only be websites begging to bring porn back."

- "Don't blame the shooter, blame the algorithm pumping hate into his palm like cheap tequila at a gas-station tasting."

- "Fat fucks, you know you're fat fucks. Stop being fat fucks. I'm proud of you, son."

Show Notes (bite-sized chaos)

- Smoothie of the week: Body Armor + blackberry seeds stuck in teeth for 48 hrs

- Health tip from Silverback: morning protein loads, zero broccoli

- Conspiracy level: 4chan gremlin / AI-faked texts / Epstein distraction successful

- Baseball fixes: bring back double-headers, kill the pitch clock, burn the dugout cheerleaders, execute the strike-zone box

- Final boss: lady who ate her boogers like Cheeto-dusted cock in the 7th inning stretch