Buckle up, buttercups! Here's a rundown of Episode 2095 of The Goin' Deep Show 

• The Vagina Vacuum Monologue: Our beloved host, The Kid, kicks off with a call to arms (or lips) for all those willing to brave the world of vagina sucking. But hey, applications are required because standards are important, even in debauchery!
• Bar Shenanigans with Fiona and Wally: The gang dives into tales of bar adventures, featuring Wally's Olympic-level woman gawking skills. From Hooters and Grand Central in Saginaw to Chets, The Bell and Barfly, no establishment is safe from the stare.
• The Jukebox Takeover: The Kid and Wally unleash chaos at the Bell Bar by dominating the jukebox. They flood the speakers with pussy anthems, triggering a symphony of scowls from the crowd. It's a New Year's Eve prank that would make Loki proud.
• Diary of a Bread-Sad Ballad: In a masterstroke of musical trolling, The Kid plays "Diary" by Bread, turning the bar into a scene of tragicly sad comedy. It's like watching a clown slip on a banana peel – sad but hysterically funny.
• Flowergate Mystery: The episode takes a dramatic turn with a story of anonymous flowers and suspicious behavior. Is this listeners girlfriend cheating, or is she just a terrible decorator? The plot thickens faster than oatmeal in a snowstorm.
• The Great Coffee Tip-Off: The Kid shares a hilarious tale of tipping for self-service coffee – a modern-day travesty that has us all nodding in agreement. It's like tipping your mirror for a good hair day.
• Resolutions and Ric Flair Wisdom: The episode winds down with reflections on New Year's resolutions and a dose of Ric Flair's philosophy. Because who needs resolutions when you can be obnoxiously wonderful? Wooooh!

This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, cringes, and "did they really just say that?" moments. The Goin' Deep Show – where every day is April Fool's and every night is New Year's Eve!