The Kid and Zaldor in Episode 2098 of "The Goin' Deep Show." This episode covers everything from karaoke fantasies to the perplexing world of AI porn. The Kid shares his brutally honest observations of people at bars and his cynical views on fucked up mall culture, while both hosts dive into the absurdity of virtual influencers and AI-generated content they both agree the future of porn is absolutely perfect.

The Breakdown

1. Karaoke Fantasies: The Kid dreams of performing a Doors song at karaoke, and gives a shout out to original show host “The Paralyzer” complete with beers, a shot, and a cigarette in hand, despite not being a smoker.

2. Sloppy Joe's Misadventures: A recounting of their experience at Sloppy Joe's, complete with descriptions of the most memorable and bizarre characters they encountered, including a waitress with "the biggest ugliest, fattest titties" and awkward earlobes.

3. High School Friends Reunion: The Kid runs into old friends and is shocked by how aged they look, prompting a reflection on his own youthfulness and a savage take on the tolls of long-term relationships.

4. AI Porn and Virtual Influencers: A discussion on the rise of AI in the influencer and porn industries, with The Kid expressing both fascination and skepticism towards virtual characters.

5. Mall Walking and the Decline of shopping: The Kid shares his experiences walking in malls, lamenting over the presence of "retarded people" and criticizing the obsolescence of shopping malls in the age of Amazon.

6. People-Watching and Hypocrisy: An examination of how people judge others, with The Kid pointing out the irony in people criticizing others for being judgmental.

7. Friendship Rating System: The Kid reveals his unique, somewhat twisted system for rating his friends based on their responsiveness, highlighting his analytical and slightly cynical approach to relationships.

Wrapup

This episode is not for the faint of heart. The Kid and Zaldor deliver an unfiltered, unabashedly blunt, and often hilarious take on everything from the mundane to the bizarre. Their discussions range from relatable rants to wild, outlandish theories, all delivered with the show's signature edgy humor. Whether it's mocking AI porn or critiquing their fellow bar patrons, these two are sure to leave you cringing.