Welcome back, you degenerate listeners, The Goin' Deep Show's latest dive into the abyss of human folly is Episode 2131. If you thought we were about to get all high-brow and shit, think again. Here's your rundown:

The Kid's been out there living the life most of us only dream about when we're too drunk to remember our dreams. He's mixing with newbies like he's auditioning for a harem, but he's broke as fuck, so it's all fun and games until someone catches feels.

In a world where the kids are using AI to do their homework, we've hit peak laziness. It's like humanity's giving up on thinking, but hey, at least the robots are getting smarter. El ’Pres’s kid even got in trouble for this digital cheating. Maybe we should all just let AI run the schools, or our lives, at this point.

There's a bit of racial banter thrown around, but not in that woke, everyone's-offended way. 

The Kid confesses to some intimate adventures that would make even the sex ed teacher blush. 

Remember floppy disks? Well, The Kid almost committed a crime against nostalgia by nearly beaning a principal with one. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, only with a piece of ancient technology.

The episode dives deep into the murky waters of modern relationships. It's not just about whether she's the one; it's about whether you can afford her, metaphorically or literally. 

They're talking about monetizing their voices like they're some kind of audio gold. If they start selling their laughter, we're all in for a treat.